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Ishilove:
Your sisters introduced me to him after they retired from prostitution.

oh, you mean your sister who is technically my sister, since we all came from Adam

Hanseel1:
If a Lady hit you first you've every right to hit her. It's justified.


Don't hit a woman but if she hit you, hit her back.

If she insult you - insult her back not hit.

If she punch you - punch her back
If she slap you - slap her back.

send me a transcript of whatever your drinking. you deserve a carton of it

Ishilove:
And who says I am single? Hm? The Internet has given children and mentally undeveloped people like you an avenue to unleash their inner _retards.

I repeat, I and your sisters follow do the olosho, that's why you're an expert on who be olosho. It's because you grew up among them.

Fvck off my mentions.

so you mean your husband got married to a prostitute. my heart goes out to him.

Ishilove:
Me and your sisters follow do the Olosho. Your papa na our _pimp

my sisters all got married to responsible men.

why?


because they were decent and also every man's description of a perfect wife. Gawd!!!! i wish yo give me a wife like my mother or sister.


but you....... have you ever wondered why you are still single.

why get married to the olosho's we call nigerian women, when i can have tons of babymamas.

Ishilove:
My candid advice is get off the Internet and go and seek help because if i should face you on Nairaland, your suicidal impulses will overwhelm you.

However, I don't want your suicide on my conscience so get off the net and go for professional help.

olosho protecting her investment spotted

DonPikko:

Guy leave that Guy Alone

MrCork:
..son....u will need to create another thread apologiesing to lightskin females & saying as from today on..u will find job... have moiney & worst of all..u will steppup yor game....THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION!! ((Real talk ))

boy stop using your mother's phone to post rubbish.

frozen70:
Mick is too smart for Sandra and Amaka to clash.
As for. Ruth, destiny have made her to be the one to suffer and be at the receiving end of this drama.

your english ehnn..... where are you from ? Mike Or Mick

your forgot to add surveying and geoinformatics. its job market can be likened to that of medicine

alexistaiwo:
Every episode is a banger back to back.
First time I am following a story on nairaland back to back.
Topherchis819.....

you for quote front page join am

okachie1:
This forum is starting to be an NSFW hangout. Not good! Smh

Critic. I that's why it's called Romance section

I was one day old when my life started

How it started? Good Question.
ANSWER: My Mother gave birth to me.

so you wan Bleep ashawo abi anyway, i cover your destiny with the blood of atonement

well if she can't submit. need i remind her that she is just an option not a neccessity.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.'

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.
His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him..
He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.' They really should get lives. He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face..
It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.
He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and He said yes.
We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again..
I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday! He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him..
Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.
I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. Thanks, he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began:

'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years..

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends....
I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.'
I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend:/
He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved.
My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..'
I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions...
With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse
'Friends are angels who...

sandra me like therefore, any parole daviesblaze has joined 2gether, let no ruth put hands under

he killed a disease distributor, see bashing. while someone killed is girlfriend, but people helped him to justify his actions SMH

Liliyann:
100% True!!!
Relationship involves money!!
You need to ensure your babe looks good all the time and lacks nothing!!!
She should be the envy of her friend!
The way you treat your gf shows the kind of husband you will be!!
I don't see myself marrying a guy that doesn't care about how I do my hair,fix my nails,buy my cloth, shoes and places that I go to!!!
I love my man rich and financially generous!!

SISTER, I FORSEE YOUR MARRIAGE COMING UP IN 2038. Ode!!