₦airaland Forum

Even fights with hands de fear me....

But the landlady get mind sha

Me I don't understand this one o

Aunty what did you do
What did you use
What did you eat
And what did you drink

Inkling:
It is Nigeria Arm Forces Flag

Sorry its not

The Nigerian police are mad
From the IG to the button useless idiots
Bleep the police
Bleep the Nigerian government from head to the button....
Wish guns were legalised
I would buy a snipper riffle and be using these idiots as shooting practice...

castrol180:
Buhari should quickly address the issue of house of rep buying 2020 model cars for themselves amid this pestilence of corona and can't pay just mere sum of 30k each to every citizens with BVN or NIN as stimulus package

Car way them don buy

They went to the hospital to confirm if he is dead
They also did an autopsy me I don't understand for someone without a head....

Lol

wagazala:
Sometimes it's to save you the stress of having to repeat yourself. When you speak with the Nigerian accent to a foreigner, some of them don't get some words.

What I don't fancy is speaking to a Nigerian with a foreign accent. Once I know you be naija , my brain auto switches, it's involuntary.

Even we too don't get their words too na
At lest both of us would be saying repeat yourself I didn't get that....

Or11:
Why do most Nigerians feel they need to change their accent when they speak with a foreigner? Nigerian accent is rated as one of the sexiest in the world. People should learn to embrace it.

I swear bro you no lie
When ever I talk to my white friends they seem to love the way I talk....
I de even add pigeon English join....
Now when they call they say " how far wethin de sup"

Silvestrlee:
I get time dey reply this guy shaaa. Like how old are you? Whatever! I am not waiting any bit of my kilobyte on u. I'm done.

I'm older than you and the first born of your family.....
But wait you talking to yourself.....
I'm suspecting something
Do you smoke weed !

Silvestrlee:
What a baby!!!

Adult pls take it to the bank and deposit it

deltateam:
If there's lockdown, truth is everything will be affected. Don't trust NEPA. If you have a safe way/place of storing 50 litres without risk of inflammation?
Cos NEPA will disappoint.

Charging of phones and rechargeable is the only thing that takes guys out.

To keep fuel de fire me

How many people in Lagos state uses water supply
Almost everybody has borehole in Lagos

farem:
Just pray some boys don't visit you, you will realise there is nothing like order

I hope it won't get to that point
I'm just hoping and praying for the best but still prepared for the worst....

hakimi1974:
nice one, since last. Week i just stock house with every, every, plus including cans of shayoo for fridge, i no want hear monkey born one two die. I dey inside house dey flex.

Me I no add shayo o
Just my ciga

deltateam:
Do you have generator and enough fuel for 2 months?

Just full tank and besides NEPA still de leave light now

IamgratefulLord:
Chai! Poor me!! What about people like us?

God go protect all of us..

tomdon:
Many people don't have the means

There is little or nothing I can do about it

Silvestrlee:
Go and tell CNN

Bad bele
E de pain you o

Was able to stock the house with everything I need for the next 2months....

Blackpearlous:
Anyone that mismanages this donation at this very sensitive time, knowing people's health depends on it, is extremely evil.

At times like this our humanity should be very evident, even if we have to fake our love for humanity, we should fake it till we pass this covid tunnel and see the clear sky again.

The truth is that they don't really give a flying furxck
Those material would be shared between the political class just watch and see.....

The military should be thinking of how to send this virus into bokoharam camp since they refuse to put trackers on items usually stollen by bokoharam.....

Self isolation sir
Only people with the virus quarantine....
Eat, sleep and fuxck

janziba:
Thanks for shooting ur self you need to own 1 to know more so line up you can't afford 1 all u can is say trash you read here n there show me 1 Boer boel with their ear up

What I was trying to tell you
Is that one of the parent has effect ear and that's why you dogs ears are looking that way...
The ears are badly placed....
The ears are not fully dropped......
I won't by a boerbeol from a breeder without sabbs reg....
And it cost nothing less than 250k...
Besides I don't have time to keep a dog now
So don't bring the money ishhh on this my phone is worth more than 300k

They should send him to gwagwalada to go and die pls...
Don't bring him to Lagos

janziba:
So what point are you pointing... If doesn't suit you pls shift show me your own dog and let the world see

Don't call that thing a boerboel pls I take God beg you.....
Must I own a dog to know a dog ?
You showed the father and you are hiding the local mum

Any day I go jam this film for Lagos ehn....
E get were I go hit the idiot for spine way besay he no go wake for the rest of his life...

That's a king k right there
You don't just with those kind of snakes

Look at the ear of your puppy
They are looking like clowns.
If you must cross breed
Please use an erect ear to cross an erect ear dog.....

Looks like vine snake
Though they come in different pattern
Op is the head of the snake looking funny?
Like long and sharp

With my knowledge of snakes still I can't identify this one