₦airaland Forum

Grind #500 pepper and put it there
I would eat it..

Na to begin
Sing I only look up to God

Your baby hasn't even sucked up to half of what the total number of men that has sucked your breast in the past....

The last time I said NO and slept
Only to wakeup
And saw her giving me head....

How do they know people with the virus this way
Come bros respect yourself .

Buhari
Doesn't really give a flyingfuck about anyone...
They all voted him, rigged for him last election...
So what ever they see let them swallow it without saying a word.

Bro
Give Me your location
I would be assisting a friend to get a car this weekend
Send engine pics too here thanks

I would prefer 1st class in bsc
For all political office holders..

SweetCunt97:
Oya go and be an Eye model. You can make money modeling with ur eyes..

But u for post the picture of the eyes so we can attest to that fact

Ive decided to remain faceless here

SweetCunt97:
Only eyes?

Yeah only eyes
Ive been hearing this from sec school

Most girls are usually scared of me
They say I have the eyes of a player

This is a gator not croc

Everybody working for the federal government should only rely on power supply from PHCN
The president, governors, cjn reps, sen, police,army, navy, air force etc
Once you work for the federal government
If you are caught using gen, inverters or solar panel 10yrs jail term...
So that these idiots can fix power.

I love them
I have one as a gf
The first day we went to my church
They asked her to goto teenagers department
I told the usher that she is even older than you....

I think I've heard a woman saying she gets wet when ever she breastfeed her child..

Nothing person no go hear about Kenya
They too like dickin

Why not come out straight and ask questions
Or was your phone stolen from Nairaland

Masquerades don't dress this way
This one is a thief...

He has been dethroned
Let him enjoy his dethronement peacefully abeg...

CCTV inside class rooms
Lol
CCTV in front of the school is understandable.

Danielmegg:
Am Off 2 Christmas Island
2 catch My own Atleast i go use am cook better Okro soup

Na 5k dollas you go pay if they catch you there

Rikze:
Good discovery...

But I personally feel most of the things mentioned are exaggerated!

Op you could have added a video of the crab ripping coconut apart to make the story

a bit easier for some of us to believe...

I don't believe all that is in the write up.

Its a 3ft crab that weights 9pounds.

iammo:



when are we going to understand that Nigeria isn't all that rich, and the politicians rip us off atleast 50% of our merge income from Oil? Nigerian Prison budgets 10 billion naira or $27 million USD, while US Prisons budgets $100 billion USD or 36 trillion naira each year

In US Fed tax from 10% to 30% of your income depending on your tax bracket, State tax from 8% to 12%, so 40% of what you work for goes to the Government so If you earn 10,000 naira US government collects 4,000 naira from you an the remaining Salary you have 6,000k naira you pay 10% tax on every item you buy through VAT tax, yet US produces 15 million barrels per day with a population of 350 million, and Nigeria produces 2 million barrels per day with population of 200 million

If you want our criminals to eat better food than eba and beans soup, then maybe we can as well pay more tax or reduce what we budget on education and seciurity

.

If Nigeria earns much the looting and stealing would increase
Even if we pay taxes as u mentioned above it would still be stollen...
The money for equipments to fight boko. Haram was also stolen
All recovered money by efcc nobody heard anything about it.
Our politicians earns better salaries than most developed countries politicians.
So leave all these grama abeg

Pearlkennel:
Wow Luckiest man alive! 20k just dropped for you!

Hope you know how to take care of it tho. Get a cage, get it dried fish or you can take it to a vet for check up, determine the particular owl breed and age estimation.

If you raise it successfully, it should gain massive weight before December, thats if it doesn’t turn into a woman...lol, that’s 20k on a platter of gold. I’ll keep following you for updates. Might have a customer for you.

Dried fish keh
Please don't feed anything cook,fried or dry
Get fresh meat simple...
You can train it same way they train falcons..

Bad boys knows how to get the good girls
And the bad girls knows how to get the good guys....

Bad boys has the experience and the skills to win the heart of any woman.
When its time for him to settle down he dumps the bad girls and settle for a good girl.

The bad girls knows all the tricks to attract, keep or even hook the good guys.....

Only in rare cases a good girl gets a good guy and a good girl get a good guy...

Nigerian prison
Is a waste of money...
Corrupt as hell

Good luck happy selling
If I need a Benz would ask my bro to get me one from Berlin
And I would make payment and clear my thing my self.

greggng:
For your information this car was properly fixed in abroad by professionals before being brought in here . Do you expect owner to throw away a car with 6000 millage and 2018 model? Speak with wisdom ...

Don't tell me what I know.
Insurance would cover that loss for the owner.
And besides if the car was fixed abroad you would have stated it on your advert and provided evidence of it too.
For you bidding such info means there is something fishy...
Even before I saw the crash pics I can see the bonnet has been worked on...

Nigerians are wicked
Just because of money
They are ready to sell a death trap for you
Check out the price 28mill and airbag is already out...
Anybody that buys this car and get involved in an accident would die instantly....

Approving such bill is like
Allowing them to shoot themselves on the foot.