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Mr 1 good egg is better than a create of Egg.
I prefer a create of egg anytime any day.

Nigeria to win world cup @150 odds.
It's too small so it's possible

Make Una no worry we go break am when we get opportunity.

for security reasons we had to remove the head and the hands.
We don't trust these skull miners.

What do we do with the names

Smart guy slay queens would be offering him free kpomo to sample.

9japrof:
And we say we have leaders in this country, 2019 idiots would come out en masse to vote in crooks.

We deserve what we get, these useless leaders would divide the masses along religious, ethnic and tribal lines while in the centre, they unite and share the money, attend ceremonies together and sometimes make noise in the public like they are enemies(eg wike and ameachi) to make the supporters believe he enimity is there.

Lemme give you an example, if one million youths from every state plus the capital congregate in Abuja for a week, that's a figure of 37 million block the roads leading to Aso Rock demanding a complete restructuring of the country to make the it profitable, I bet you, Buhari and the national assembly must bow to pressure, but would never happen because of the sentimentalism, and tribalism in us.

If any group rise up to make any demonstration against the president even on national issues(eg his health grounds) some stupid northern mofos would jump on his defence. Some of them here say instead power would leave north, they are willing to vote him for the second time, and these are individuals hunger keeps ravaging day in day out.

This country would never get better under this current status quo, anybody telling you otherwise is lieing to your face

Ina sane country it would work but in Nigeria they will roll out machine guns.

Tibetan mastiff should be number 1

kollinz1234:
Everyday, we the entire civilians of Nigeria are suppose to be thanking God for what Johnathan did for us after that 2015 election.





But wait! What kind of catapult is that at the second pix


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The catapult na for their police hehehehe

Tank 11

HOELOSHO

Buhari will not get to see these messages go drop them on twitter.

At least the person that build the statue has collect his money peacefully.
God used that stupidity of d gov to bless som1

yaki84:
bobo i wont say na greed but inexperience killed u.
Ur first time n u did it at night, u even allow the buyer to chose location...... What if they kidnapped u?

Don't mind the mumu boy.
He is not sharp.
He is even lucky if it's in Ogun state he head don go.

deji17:
Sometimes, I wonder how the mind of women works. How can a warder descend so low as to dating an inmate? The other day in the USA, one inmate actually impregnated 4 prison officials at a go

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/four-female-prison-guards-impregnated-by-same-inmate/
Apr 24, 2013

Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate


BALTIMORE Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system.

Two of the women tattooed the inmate's name on their bodies

America ladies don't joke with huge banana.

fvckme:
U no slap the ediot?

Slap the idiot that would be smelling of Indian hemp and alcohol.
Aaah they would shoot her and put a gun on her chest.

We have heard you don't cry when we come for your soul.

Ndlistic:
Yes, he told me everything. I was even around when she was disturbing him with calls. He tries to avoid her but she doesnt want to get it tha hes nt interested. Hes quite disciplined. In a serious relatshp. He said he doesnt want to chop & clean mouth

You bro should bleep her it's a free pUc

Yahoo yahoo would have saved them all this stress

Keep the mouth wet .
With breast milk.

mazinoweb:
They can't flash his memory. They will kidnap the person, blind fold him (make him unconscious) to their den so he can know the route. When releasing him too, they will still do the same thing.

The guy may still remember a lot but the trauma will take a long time to overcome

I laugh it's like you've not heard stories.
Concoction to drink or they hit the person with charm and they 4get everything about them selves.
Let me give u a gist.
My mum entered their hand once and it was God that saved her.
She took a bus to the market, the fair was #50 she gave the conductor #100 but som1 seating beside her gave her #50.
That was how she lost her memory for 5hrs until she spent that money on sachet water in the market.

Nawteemaxie:
Useful information? After letting him live, even if they let him keep his memory, fear won`t allow him to give any information. Lie, lie.

They would have flashed the guys memory b4 they set him free.
That one is sure.

Tell him who you are so he can start enjoying free PU-C.
He knows u kinda like him and most guys would take advantage of such girls.

Master warrant officer (MWO) is more like a general in other rank.
Can the army send a general to fight bokoharam.
This man is close to retirement he must have severed the army for more than 30yrs to gain this rank.

1) respect 
2) woman that will take us the way we are. 
3)pamper us 
4) comfort us 
5)join us to flex 
6)share our interest ( join us to watch football)
7) lift us up when we down 
free and able to say or tell me anything. ‎
9) want little craziness (pillow fight) 
10) let us enjoy our privacy 
11) spend our money on valuable things and not rubbish 
12) give us space 
13) don't tell us when to go home. 
14) cook and clean for us

1) respect 
2) woman that will take us the way we are. 
3)pamper us 
4) comfort us 
5)join us to flex 
6)share our interest ( join us to watch football)
7) lift us up when we down 
free and able to say or tell me anything. ‎
9) want little craziness (pillow fight) 
10) let us enjoy our privacy 
11) spend our money on valuable things and not rubbish 
12) give us space 
13) don't tell us when to go home. 
14) cook and clean for us 
15) som1 that knows when to talk nd when to keep shot.

Na small pikin dey worry her.

I agree with the kiss aspect.
After sex I expect both parties involved to clean-up( take shower) before cuddling.

Ok

To my future wife I'm not going to kneel down nd propose to you.

Ok