₦airaland Forum

If the government don't use the road they won't fix it.

Make I no lie that goal no b offside goal

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. "thank you God bless you "
I can't believe this Davido of all people.

When a man sees what's bigger than him they automatically becomes humble.

BabaRamota1980:
Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon put Nigeria and Lagos in particular on the map and became a household name in US.

Lagos should honor him.

Ask 10 Americans if they have heard of Lagos b4. U would be surprise @d ans u get.

Showing Love and care to people doesn't mean they should give a Bleep about you.

Boy: oga if they catch me unkoh wetin go happen. 
SARS: u b mumu O,na us they go carry u come meet naw and we go free you.
Boy :Ok Sir. Make I load two bible inside the car for under seat. 
SARS :now you talking abge give us description of the car and plate number 
Boy :ok Sir I go tell una when he wan move and wre he go follow. ‎
Boy: Oga Oja ti burst ‎,they don catch me O‎
SARS : no worry you go lodge for station this night and 2moro morning we go die the case and change location. ‎
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I don't fancy coppers being used for this purpose.
We've all heard how cop members have been killed during elections.

House help that your life is on her hand.
I pity you even the ones we treat nicely still do bad things to their Oga/madam/ children.
I wonder what a house girl treated poorly would do.

A WICKED MADAM SPOTTED.

The attacker beat the offside trap when the ball eventually came through.
It was a goal.
The 2 def @right kept him ON when d ball came through.

They won't shoot their foot.
We can only complain and nothing will happen. .
No matter how hard the country is Nigerians will find a way to adapt and survive.

Have one stupid Alfa in my area na pple wife he dey bleep up and down.

hatchy:
Some women eehn!

You have money o, problem.
You don't have o, gbegeh.
A woman can sleep with your house boy,driver,gate man or even friend if she decides to cheat and still form as if you are the only one drilling the oil well.

Don't pity them most times when they have marital problems because you never can tell what the man has passed thru in her hand.

Can a woman cheat on a guy with a HUGE cock.

Live a low profile life when you involved in frauds/scams.
Don't let anybody know how much u worth.

Shay b u don bleep.
Let another man enjoy her juice too.
And bsides u dint put any ring on her finger. So she is free to dump u anytime she likes.

If it's a poor man
After 24hrs with SARS on d beat he would have confessed.
The past,the present and the future.

Confusion brake e bone e yepa
I say na double wahala for deady body and the owner of deady body. #in fela voice.

The only demon capable of doing this is a YOLOBA demon.

I have a book in pdf on this massacre. Nigerian army are heartless.

Love her personality and not her body.

Me na only suck I dey suck. My hands ar clean.

The guy looks like a person dat does drugs.
Probably he popped too much pills and added alcohol to it.
Wen you pop pills only take water.

midehi2:
Which kind cloning be this

She for show us the natural na

Na spray paint b this O

MhizzAJ:
Who s she deceiving
Her hair colour isn't natural
She's on make up
If she wants to go natural...let her go completely natural without disturbing others

E pain her

The more government tries to fight a particular crime the more rampant and deadly it becomes.

Breast sucking.

Na lagos taxi b that?

All the referee suppose don dey jail by now.

If you ask police now they would say he confessed.

Let me see you
Let me see you
Back back forth and forth

I love this kind of Ex it comes with free bleeping.

Asidiq23:
OK fine... Please I beg you.. I would give you 50,000 if you can burn the Quran successfuly..i am not joking
How do. We see.. Please... 50k

Abeg no go see am O
Your head don go bdat.