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He doesn't want to settle down he still has time but you don't.
Get bele things will happen quick.

HoeLosho, paid dating my ass the girls are gonna get laid but will have a good time.
And sometimes if they get drunk in the party or even they get laid by multiple men.

They should take their python dance to sambisa forest.
Rubbish

Thank God the police dint place the ipob insignia.
They don hear word. Hehehe

He is cooking onion well done sir!!!

The guy is a learner I swear.
Don't invite a girl to your house on a first date. It's a Red flag even if you don't have bad intentions.
When you visit a girl couple of times and she is cool with you, invite her and she will come over.
I only flash money to hoes and not a decent girl cous you flaunting your wealth might annoy her.

Tolexander:
This coffin thingy doesn't work again!

Anybody that touches that coffin would die

Reason why I like them is that whenever they have an anniversary or harvest in the church BEER MUST dey.

Offering,seed of faith,tithe, missionary offering and thanks given offering.
That's one side others include money for church projects, founding church programmes etc.
Before xmas they have collected all your money plus savings.
Our pastors have milked us dry that's why na only chicken most christians dey use do Christmas.
No money to buy goat,cow or camel.

uboma:
You are a thief for suggesting that someone who earns just 18k to part with 4k for offering.


So after the offering, this member can die in hunger and lack of adequate medical care while your self acclaimed men of god flaunt their I'll gotten wealth.

Bro not 4k alone but plus tithe. I've Even stopped going to church self.

I'm a lesbian with a dick hehehehehe I do girls only.

valdes00:
talk is cheap bro....
action judges everytin

When me meet sha you go hear my name OG but pls remind me of this convo.

tobimillar:
NAME: ekene
LOCATION: ayobo ipaja, Lagos
PREFERRED PLAYING POSITION (name 2): central back (5) or(6)
FREQUENCY OF PLAYING FOOTBALL: once a week (weekends)

You close to me and play almost same position hope we meet.
I play 5,6 or 2

valdes00:
I no sabi you say.... hahahaha
no worry.... we never meet so no need to start bragging....

No worry but pray u no meet person like me for 3,2 or 5.
You go change position . Hehehe

Our Dr in the house should participate we need medical team lmao

Omobolajiatanda:
Nairaland devils .. I like d name

Make we no meet facebook angels O, no holy water they go take finish u.

uminem02:
Lol...almost errbody na sriker or winger, who go play d remaining positions?

Experience 5 dey aka druggy the coordinator. Now worry.

valdes00:
people too much abeg...

HW person wan take make team... wey b say na know me I know you Nigerians dey use

That means you no sabi ball be that.
The 1st time I trained with my dept in Uniabuja despite the crowd. I became their captain until I graduated.

I don't think I will fall into any of these traps.
When a new phone or gadget is released wait for some months before buying.
View reviews of those people who has already purchased before you buy.
To my knowledge 1st batch of most products have errors.
That are corrected on the second batch.

One of my elder bro friend made that mistake and I learnt from it.
The guy Is not a graduate but he was making enough money and he decided to send his gf toa uni hopping that after she graduate,they would get married.
After the girl finished he even helped her secured a job and the girl dumped him.
Saying she can't marry a man that is not a graduate.
She even told him to calculate all the money he spent on her uni, that she would pay him double.

They should send the 28yr old man to nigerian police and after enough beating he will confess to the crime.

Nigerian police go bgin shoot the car

STARGREEN:
It is wrong quite sure, but sometimes mistake Occurs. Remember without you in your family it is no longer complete.

In this case the man dint make a mistake.
He started a sexual relationship with another woman.
It's really heartbreaking to find out your wife or your husband is cheating on you.

STARGREEN:
This topic worth comments of adults in reality.
Her Family you seems not to understand or care of.
Take this....if all issues in marriage are not tolerated...most often marriages might not last longer.

I can tolerate other issues in marriage but not cheating.

Nobody should be allowed to cheat in marriage.
We Africans gi priority to men which needs to stop.
If she was the one caught cheating by now she and her children will be out of his house.
End the marriage with him b4 he comes and give u HIV.
As for the girl let her husband to be know the kind of person he is about to get married too.

had you aborted the child, all these wouldn't have happened[/quote]Withdraw method
Condom
Contraceptives
Are other ways of prevent killing of an innocent child.
I don't support abortion and feel it's even the worst.

thesicilian:
Advanced Secondary School.

This guy sure knows how to get attention of advanced secondary school students. Lmao

It's not that they can even twirk on a dick

Nigerian police and confession.

Not everybody is a fan of breast
The man asked her to cover what he likes which is the ass hehehehehe.

makydebbie:
Glo users, by their comments you shall know them.

Kai you b winch I swear

diehard:
One of the ways to avoid this is to collect dispense receipt from the ATM when collecting money, so you can have proof that the ATM gave you money before you approach the bank for a change

Most atm don't load that rcpt anymore