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iamchybs:
It has also been used to save lives

Come let me save you with an AK47

Adebaba1:
best assault rifle ever made, does not jam, does not overheat, shoots in water

Nicholas Cage, Lord of war

You lie.
I'm sur you've not used 1

iamchybs:
Here we honour looters and murderers and celebrate top criminals including G boys, Ritualists and Billionaire Kidnappers. Lol

Nigeria our country

If you know the amount of people that has been killed with AK 47 u won't be saying this.

When he has been forming busy but queen bee has been Hot.

Buhari won't use coffin it's mat that he will use.

After Nigerian police beat you finish you will confess to crime you've not committed,crime you will commit in the future and crimes u will commit in ur next life.
Nigerian police and confession are like 5 and 6.

18yrs don't showing us that there is no ring on her finger. She is close to 30 I can bet that.
She should have added her birth cert

I'm sure he dint write it
If I'm able to change that script he would have read it without knowing.

Book worms
The ladies man
The rich kids
The gamblers
The oni ogogoro
The fighters
The olodo

Babalawo is involved.

RomeSankara:
I laugh when they call relic alpha jet assets ...Alpha jet with curse the day Nigerian airforce bought them ooo

Produced 1973-1991.
It's another garbage used by NAF.
I sha pray we don't face any modern warfare we won't last 1hr.

When I wan insert my atm card inside her atm machine she held my waist and said baby do you love me?
My reply I love you pass my mama

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

Haba naw why evils na well I'm a welder and I can pick locks.

drunkcow:
when he say i will jst put the head

Baby please just the cap I promise i won't spend upto 1mins.

Sapiosexuality:
Hypocrisy at its finest. Hypocrisy walking on two feet. Bold and infectious. He mentioned respect for Democratic values! What a world we live in. What a world! Humans can be many things and not know it.

I watched that speech and was marvelled at the nature of human beings. Everything he said in that speech made sense. Everything. What I couldn't understand is how when it comes to his own country none of those thoughts are shown.

Dude mentioned a negotiation with North Korea. Sending a team of UN delegates to go discuss the issue to calm Kim. I couldn't understand how the same person who suggested such a great idea couldn't apply same in his home country.

Dude also mentioned Gaza and the possibility of a Palestine state. That was a great idea and what every rational mind will suggest but in his own country, such idea is not even negotiable. You are shot by Zombies when you do so.

He also called for an eye into the Rohinga killings going on in Myanmar(he should work on his pronunciation of the name) and a call for calm. This is a man who ordered some weak men(soldiers if you like) to go shoot up peace.

The speech showed that when it comes to Nigerian matters, intellectual insufficiency is not entirely his problem. His problem is utter hypocrisy. The reasons he is proposing for peace in Myanmar and Gaza is simply because Muslims are affected.

There's no way you can spot any other reason. That's a shame. Everything he said made sense but the vessel through which it came out is rusty. If you know what is good for the world why not begin from your home?

I'm sure the president dint write that speech himself.
So They know what is good for the world peace.
This one weak me.

Another way to generate revenue.

princ007:
Since from the day i set my eyes on you, my heart knew no peace, i tried to be just a friend to you but my heart would not let me be... It beats for you every second of the day. My day start and end with your thoughts.. I kept it to myself all this while cos i thought my heart was deceiving me.. But i have come to realize it was just trying to signify that it now belongs to you my love... Would you own my heart with utmost care and love? Do your heart beats for me just like mine?

NO you sound like a play girl and u just want to use me and dump me like other girls. Lmao

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

It doesn't change anything. They gonna get used and dumped anyway.

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Love me but you don't know me?

bedspread:
WE HAVE... but we love it dis way..... no need for all dt

It's weird though.

bedspread:
Nigerian Army u guys should rest...
NAIRALANDERS she said yes to me....
Join me in Praising the LORD

Una no get face?

hahn:
I meant underground rappers. How will you compare Olamide with any US popular name? Or don't you know that popular rappers were once underground rappers?

Things done underground are mostly illegal.
Music cannot be DONE underground.

hahn:
Why are you guys evil na?

Lmao na the guy start naw. He said olamide is richer than most American rappers so I asked him for names and he said underground rappers.

hahn:
There are a lot of underground rappers that are not blown. That is why we don't know them. Duh

Why compare wealth of olamide to an underground US rapper. Olamide is a Top rapper in Nigeria you should compare his wealth with top US based rappers too.

I think Age of the lady and her success level.

hahn:
He is already at a disadvantage since he raps in Yoruba

He is still richer than a lot of US based rappers though

Abeg name them.

There is nothing wrong with having friends with benefits.
It's not something wrong I have some female friends that we Bleep once in a while and we not dating.

It works the devil has world bank!
Hehehehehehehehe

I'm too drunk to read this.

Buhari will tag you guys a terrorist group.
Just wait for the gorilla dance NANS.

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SpComedy:
Yoruba muslim , where was Igbo mentioned in that news?? and is Delta state now suddenly an Igbo state? ewu hausa

Once you are not hausa or yoruba then
You are an Igbo.
That's how d hausa pple reason thier own.