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Seems the fire missed it's target and hit the university.

Seems what they are trying to say is that holes are dangerous.
So be careful when digging dat hoe hole.

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I wanna be a living thing (in 9ice voice)

Army that bokoharam can attack their barracks and free terrorist.
Abeg make Una no make me laugh.
The Nigerian army will abandon those weapons and run away when e set.

She is related to LIE mohammed.

GoggleB:
This one go deny God join.
She denied getting married even with pictures evidence.
You dey deny Mr 2kay again even when picture showed u are posing doggy on him.
I won't be surprised if you will deny going to bbnaija in years to come.

No be doggy na cowgirl
But the reverse cowgirl seems to be my favourite.

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People in cabs and other public transport are not even safe from robbers,kidnappers and Ritualists in abuja.

This our Govt are Mad I swear. They should ride the bicycle themselves.

He don smoke that stupid weed that makes him talk any how.

This weak mofo looked for an easy target,he is not even taking good care of her *the hair*
Think he only loves her Fat ass.

Is that how they display lost properties?

Mariinee:
Phyno is hot hot.
I wouldn't mind a one-night stand

20 mins stand should be ok for u.

What's beautiful here?
All my ex are more beautiful than her.

We have to be sexually compactable before marriage.

rittyray:
I was dating this guy whom I loved so much but he double date behind my back...I recall I that I came here seeking for advice, so I decided to forget about him .
my greatest surprise is that he has been logging into my Facebook account, my gmail and the rest
reading all my chats,an afterwards he will call me to asked who I was chatting with....
please guys what should I do because am confused

what should I do

Was xpecting to see a 14yr old girl when I checked ur profile.
Why dint u give him ur atm card, pin and your bvn.
You re above 18 u should know what to do.

I can cleans her but I will be using POWER enter techniques for 3month.

On a more serious note she might even be under a course, that she will not stay in her husbands house.

vizkiz:
This guy gives just dey oppress those of us whey no get packs.

Hit the gym packs and muscles go show.

cummando:
This can't be true....



The most painful part is seeing the body on the floor as the other man cries. Please must you put the picture of the dead body? And as you post the picture e go bring the man to life or make we go share the body do suya? Some things are just wrong........


Now I can't get the dead guy off my head. Op ori e o pe

Don't worry you will get used to graphic images here just like me.

Evaberry:
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infertility has always been a big problem.


so the man knew he was impotent yet went ahead to marry and conceal the truth, I'm sure the man's family must-have put her through hell because of her childlessness.


This is why I always advise men to test their sperm before marriage. if you are a guy and you are more than 25 and no girl has ever gotten pregnant for you 'mistakenly' you need to check yourself, there's something wrong with you.

So we should be testing our fertility with pples children ba!.
I will not get any lady preg if I'm not ready to settle down #NO MISTAKE on this one.
Rubber or withdrawal #

Pass the agbara
you starving that girl
She needs dick nd u not gvin her enough of it

[quote author=EmeeNaka post=60011077]Why will soldiers surrender when they can fight to death?
They are only good @killing unarmed citizens
Once they see militants with Guns they beg or runaway.

They killed soldiers and the soldiers are busy killing houses LWKMD.
Dumb NA why can't dey look for the killers.

vertueptime:
Just like saying not all pastors sleep with church members wives but all religious men that sleep with church members wives are pastors

Abeg u don't have a point.

If John Thomas can't get up,then that person is not a man but a female with only 1 hole.

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They should have burnt all those rubbish because they are dangerous to human and the environment.

Dillusionist:
Lion king that was chased out of his office by rodents is that one a lion king??

The lion is only scared of lassa fever and not the Rats.

Bad eggs changing creates.

they have plans of accusing the rats for some missing documents in the future.

Silentscreamer:
Being a better person is not a function of virginity, but its good for a woman to keep her virginity till marriage. God forbid i have sex with a man who's not my husband.

Keeping virginity is a thing of pride for a woman.
After birth the thing loose grip nd the man starts looking for tighter PU- outside.

Eiye don turn chelsea FC na anything they see dey go bam.
Agbero
Conductors
Area boys
Igbo sellers
Second school drop out
Mechanic
Carpenter
Okada raider
Illiterate etc