hello..pls i will like everyone to help comment on a poem i posted...via dis link https://m.facebook.com/pulsenigeria247?v=timeline&filter=2&refid=17 ..its a competition u can like or comment.I rely on u guys comment tanks

Tallesty1: I dumped Keshi's daughter

lwkmd..dump ke..her papa dey pack money come home oo

As for me i go sleep jeje

aidition comes up soon...call for more info

ola80: I tried to print the original slip for someone using the e-facility card and it says invalid card pin/serial no. The card pin and serial no. is correct as I scratched the card myself. It has been saying that since friday afternoon. Is anyone experiecing the same? Or did I bought a fake card?

maybe you bought the result checkin card which can only show ur result without ya passport nd also mayb u nt usin d ryt portal to search it

LILGWANZ: I've used my jamb scratch card only onece to check and print my results.Do I need to buy another one or just go for a reprint?

The one you printed,does it has your passport on it?

Dawinlove: Jamb has really turn something else.I went to print my result slip a week after my Cbt but to my discovery now,jamb insisted that the slip without passport is not the original.After spending 1500 to buy the first result checking slip here,is another method Jamb is using to make another money by,introducing original slip noting that the one we had with us is just for knowing our scores.What your suggestion?
source:www.myschool.com.ng

see according to my school
Get Your Original Jamb Result
Slip
Does your current JAMB result slip have your
passport on it? Does it look similar to the one
currently presented at the top of this page? If your
answer is "NO", then let The Myschool Team help
you get your original Jamb Result Slip and send it
to your email inbox within the next 24hrs.
This vital document is especially useful to those
who are writing their Post-UTME or processing their
Admission into school. PLEASE NOTE THAT this is
the official JAMB result slip that is required by your
school of choice. Some schools may not allow
candidates to write their post-UTME exam without
this particular document with your passport on it.
It will also be particularly useful to those who have
lost access to their results due to exceeding the
allowed 5 times limit of checking their result.
The Jamb-UTME Result Slip is very important as it
is usually required if;
1. You want to write Post-UTME for your school of
choice. It is usually a required document to be
submitted during the screening process.
2. You want to start your registration process into
the school you are admitted. Your school will ask
for this document as a requirement (To verify your
JAMB Score) for a successful registration.
3. You want to push for your admission into your
school of choice either for supplementary or other
admission lists.
Due to numerous calls to offer this service,
Myschool has now accepted to provide you with
your original JAMB UTME Result Slip from 2009 to
2014 straight into your email box.
The copy we are sending to your email box is
JAMB Approved and has the following advantages;
1. It is the Original Copy from JAMB that has your
passport embedded on it and it is accepted in any
school.
2. It will be sent to your email box where you can
reprint anytime and anywhere you are.
3. No scratch card is required for re-printing. Print
hundreds of times.
4. It is always safe in your box. Even if you
misplace one copy, simply log into your email box
and reprint the original.
Please note that the original Jamb Result Slip
has your passport photograph embedded on it.
If you have a result slip without your passport,
it will be declined by your school of choice.

Jamb has really turn something else.I went to print my result slip a week after my Cbt but to my discovery now,jamb insisted that the slip without passport is not the original.After spending 1500 to buy the first result checking slip here,is another method Jamb is using to make another money by,introducing original slip noting that the one we had with us is just for knowing our scores.What your suggestion?
source:www.myschool.com.ng

World Cup 2014
France Nigeria
FIFA WORLD CUP
Date: Monday, 30th June
Kick off: 17:00 BST
Venue: Estádio Nacional Mané Garrincha
what do you think about this match?

Odilafta:


Is Op was causes it o

you gat to jes start using your brain man
atlist no one is above mistake,simple correction is your problem,ok fine i accept the fact that i made a mistake usin the word "did"nd visited buh u gat use your brain that i made the mistake due to my phone word suggestion,it was not my fault cos i should av corrected it but i.mistakenly posted it.And for your information i dnt mock people when they make mistake as you doing now.But i dnt know how you will feel like when you get mocked cos of jes a litle error.Mind your behaviour cos not only what you post here matters but what others think about the kind of person you are.Thanks for all the condemnation but d fact is am not move by ur coments,you can do more of dat...but I wil gues u matured man?

Post any updates,drop ur whatsap nd 2go ID etc

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As for me I was busy checking if nairaland is back...but i stil tried somr sites like vanguard but not to my satisfaction as nairaland.So to yo nairalanders how do you felt when it was down and what was your thought.

Is_lie:

fixed
its not easy to sleep write ooooo

lol..seriously I was dozing when the topic came to my mind...oops am sorry.i mean site nt sight..tanks

which sight do you visited and where you sad

Yungwizzzy: Haters is this all you can come up wit?

So because she is a celeb she shou ld take sh;t from a common low lifer?


I actually throw blows with girls when they try it with me when they find out I'm Yungwizzzy from nairaland

you a clown...callin your fellow human beign low lifer..do u even have a life.OnlyGod knows what fools nd corrupt people like u can do to that young lady...so because she b celeb don mean say may she dey rude...watch ur mouth o kai

promisechild: if you have these 5 subjects u are good to go

1.English 2.maths 3.literature 4.government 5.yoruba/igbo/hausa


#shalom

so what wil then b my jamb combination

promisechild:

These books am about to list now is the key to defeat any examination if you can get hold of them as a student I bet you would be matriculated come next year

1.Government- 1. Comphrensive govt 2. Government explained

2.English- fundamental formula in eng lang 2. A-Z jambe use of english 3. Invisible teacher

3.literature-mastery of literature and exam focus

4 for all science subject get lamlard

5.Economics- economics made easy,fundamental economics and comphrensive economics

#shalom

i failed econmics nd had a pas nd crs,i made d rest wich oda subject can i use in replacin dose ones i fail to study mascom or linguist

emekakelvin:
The best text for govt is ROUNDUP GOVT and Comprehensive Govt.

I know not the best text for LITERATURE

Tanks man,any1 wit idea of literature texts

Pls advise on the books I should start reading in preparation for jamb..my course is linguist or masscom..I need names of textbooks,govment nd literature books to read bfor jamb!

Yaya Toure has won the 2013 BBC African
Footballer of the Year award.
The Ivory Coast and Manchester City midfielder,
who had been nominated in each of the past four
years, beat Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Victor
Moses, John Mikel Obi and Jonathan Pitroipa to this
year's crown.
The 30-year-old told BBC Sport: "I think I've been
nominated for five years in a row and finally
winning the award is amazing.
"It's a fantastic achievement because I don't think
there has ever been as many quality African players
in top-level international football as there are now:
Aubameyang, Pitroipa, Mikel, Moses, Salomon
Kalou, Gervinho... we have fantastic players.
"I also think African football is improving and that
means a lot to us. And as an African, I'm very
happy."
The shortlist for the award was drawn up by 44
football experts across Africa, who based their
choices on players' skill, technical ability, teamwork,
consistency and fair play.
A record number of fans then voted for their
favourite either online or by text message.
And those fans have considered Toure to be the
standout African player over the past year, in
recognition of the Ivorian's displays of power, pace,
creativity and goals.
Toure said: "Thank you to all the fans around the
world who continue to support me. It shows how
much fans love you and appreciate your job as well.
"It's something special because it's not the vote of
the manager or the club or the captain of the
national team, it's just the fans.
"When you have a lot of fans behind you, it's always
amazing. And I'm very happy as it is the fans who
have given it to me - so I'm very appreciative."
While 2013 was not the most successful in terms of
silverware for Toure - he did not manage to win
anything with club or country - he still impressed
hugely with his consistently high level of
performances.
And after the disappointment of failure to defend
the Premier League title with City, Toure came back
stronger at the start of the new season and has
added a new dimension to his game in the form of
free-kicks.
He curled in a sublime effort against Newcastle
United on the first day of the season and repeated
the feat against Hull in his side's next home match.
Toure has scored four times direct from a set-piece
so far in the league this term in a total of seven
goals for his club.
In 2013 to date, Toure has found the net 13 goals
for club and country - a very respectable figure for a
midfielder.
Allied to his clinical finishing, Toure's drive and
leadership have helped City to fourth in the league
table.
He was also a key figure in Ivory Coast's successful
qualification for next year's World Cup finals in
Brazil.
The Elephants needed to shrug off a disappointing
Africa Cup of Nations Campaign earlier in the year -
they lost in the quarter-finals to eventual winners
Nigeria - and Toure has been inspirational.
Off the field, Toure has led the fight against racism
after suffering abuse during a Champions League
match against Russia's CSKA Moscow in October -
demonstrating a strength of character to match his
sporting ability.
The unsavoury episode might have affected the
form of lesser players, but Toure has been
exceptional ever since.
And in the fifth consecutive year he has been
nominated for the BBC African Footballer of the
Year award, Toure has finally been voted the best
player on the continent.

2013
January came first
February 14 goldie died
Damoche died march
April introduced may
Then ASUU stike started june
It continue July,August,september,october
Agagu plane crash in lagos
November we lost "father u turn"
ThankGod am alive till now
December my month of celebration
Yaagaa!!!!!!!

So na so d strike touch una reach,I think say students want still make money stay house,na now una eye open,no b only gud move na gooder moovie

This has been bothering me on how to celebrate this christmas,let's speak on this my fellow nairalanders

This article was originally posted on Nairaland
and I published it in response to this ARTICLE.
Ladies, if you claim to "love" your man, please act
like it. Why must it always be him that has to
initiate every call or text message? Why must he
always be the one that needs to plan every date?
Would it kill you to send him a cute message that
reads, "Hey babe, Just wanted to let you know
I'm thinking about you."? Would it kill you to
surprise him to a sweet romantic dinner? If you
don't have the money to take him out, you can
simply cook a delicious meal for him. Make the
evening special in your own way.
Once in a while, if you have money, you can stop
by the mall and get him a nice shirt or something
you think he would like.
A few years ago, I learned the secret to keeping
my man happy:
Whenever I can, I do sweet things for him. I plan
romantic outings, date nights, couple nights (an
evening where we gather with all our "couple"
friends), and I buy him little gifts whenever I can.
Not just on his birthday, but whenever I can. Above
all, I gave him the most important thing to a man:
RESPECT. In return, I get treated like a QUEEN. My
man goes above and beyond to put a smile on my
face. Making sure I'm happy slowly became a
priority for him. He gets me everything I want on
his own will. I've never had to ask for a thing.
I know our African men like to act hard and tough,
but deep down inside they just want a woman who
will genuinely love them. Not one who will love with
words, but a woman who loves with actions.
If you have a man who is not acting right, just start
loving him the RIGHT way and watch him change.
So ladies, send your man a cute text message
today. Surprise him with a cute and sexy message.
He will love it.
This goes to the married women as well.
**Disclaimer: I'm not telling you to spend all your
money on this man o. Neither am I asking you to
become his sugar mama. Just pamper him once in
a while.**

promisechild: Nawaoo i just left this thread for 4 days and see the no wey he don reach well am back to give answers to ur questions all dem my oga dem i hail oo

#Shalom

Dawinlove:
So can't I use crs-e8,engc5,govc5,yorc6,litc6 for
masscom utme..or math,eng,lit,gov..cos it only
four subject I can aply 4 in jamb..or is dere still
any beta course using my result..and
also..linguist is it a good course to study in
nigeria..with employment after graduate
ibadan may not accept E8 in c.r.s. I think u shud try
and register 4 diz years waec 2014, if u really wanna



ANS=
study masscomm, or u go 4 linguistics 4 now, den
after 2 years to take D.E to Masscomm, maybe by
den, u must have written either waec or waec gce.
Hope diz helps


Question
Bros #shalom..answer this

Childhood Memories

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told
people I lost my arms
• Would restart the video game whenever I
knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four color, and tried
to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leaving because they're taking too long
to come out.
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to
bed
• Used to think that the moon followed our
car
• Tried to balance the switch between On/
Off
• Watching two drops of rain roll down
window and pretending it was a race
• The only thing I had to take care of was a
school bag.
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to
death that a tree was going to grow in my
tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see
when the lights went off.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you
needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were kids and couldn't
wait to grow up? and now we think why did
we even grow up? Childhood Was The Best
Part Of My Life , it was also the best part of
your life !!!