₦airaland Forum

What? Pharrel dint get any award?
Now,I'm unHAPPY! ..

Chai! The cost of the fence is probably more than that of my 3 bedroom mansion.

Chai!!! See how once right thinking Nigerians have become dehumanised in the name of "Stomach Infastructure". I blame the Masters of "Politics of Poverty"! Our politicians, who have debased our moral values as a people n sold it off to the Devil for material gain.
Corruption hasn't only eaten deep into fabric of our society, it has now become the very fabric!
..anyway, I WON'T!!!

Great thoughts, fond memories!
Nostalgia!!
God bless Y'all!!!
Thanks 4 the "Therapy", made my day.
PS ...how'bout..
Captain Scarlet
Secret Service
Rupert the bear
Great Space Coaster
Gigantor
Thing
Space ghost
Clue club
...and many many more! Great post once again!

ANYTHING? ..YES! (perhaps a couple of things). But enough to make this country better? .. NO!!!

7500rpm? Whao! Most good engines can take it, n esp when u have the driving skills to complement it. Moreso when driving on great roads like German Autobahns. ..but in 9ja, 2 prerequisites are of utmost importance. ..
1. A Life Insurance policy.
2. A comprehensive Will.
These provoided, U're good to go.

KnowAll:
Last honest man standing!

GBAM!!!

@ ashson
Sensible, analytic n thot provoking post!
Which way Nigeria?
God, into thy hands I commit this nation!
Let thy will be done.
Amen.

YungwizzzyPt7:
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic). Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of lives positively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows.

This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Example of her speeches include:

* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
* My husband and Sambo IS good people.
* I rather KILL myself than to commit SUICIDE.
* My fellow widows.
* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
* My husband is the best couple on earth.
* The doctors are responding to treatment.
* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. *Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood stil lives on.
* Na only you waka come?
* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o...

Please support and honour our first lady by sharing to all

Signed
Yungwizzzy
Head of committee

... Oniranu!!! My ribs r aching with laughter! Suave post!!

@ Op
U gat balls man!!!

Hmmn! Juicy post! Mine are:
1, Audi A8L
2, Porsche Panamera Turbo
3,Maserati Quattroporte.
...

I think the the 'Gladiators' here, Siena & Chillex8, should take a chill pill. I'm sure the poster must be confused by now.
As for me I'd choose the '14 Rio over an '03 Lexus, judging from the reputation many 9ja mechos have 4 ruining exquisite cars.
A new car should give a 3year window of relative hassle free use.
My 2kobo.

Our present leaders? Grim future!!!

RIP Gallant Pilot!!
Touching as this poem is, it gives me a rare sense of patriotism.
Thanks SiriusBlack.

@lexusgs430
Thanks 4 d info. What d poster has is a "Gallardo roadster"

Hi guys, i could use some help n advice. I noticed that the indicator light with a steering wheel, in the speedo panel of my Skoda Octavia has come on, and with difficulty turning my steering in either direction. What could be the problem pls? Gurus in the house. ..

Using an alpha jet in these modern times is like a groom driving to his wedding in a naija used "Ford Granada".

I imagined if all Nigerians were from Ekiti,then our literacy level would've been close to 100%.

.. Its (withdrawal method) as effective as holding a lit fire cracker in ur hand until the very last second before throwing it! .. Abi?

SCAM ALERT!!! This car was put up for sale on OLX yesterday after I learnt that it had been sold. BUYERS BEWARE!!!

.. I'm at a loss here. 1st of all, the pics shown do not include for the i10 n Grand n then the price? 1.6m for the i10? That's even more than the 'price list' quote as far back as I can recall. So what are the benefits of local production? ..Nigeria we hail thee!

Chairman U gree 700k?

Dominiquez: Nigeria are champions in two football competitions this year its not a coincidence......... We have Goodluck

. ..all we need now to win the World Cup in 2014 is Patience!!! Congrats.

Patience to Dame People(PDP) Goodluck!

AssoJnr: I want plenty children witb butifu name like Goodluck, Jonathan, ebele, akpos, ibu, fashola, tinubu, oshomole. lolx

"Butifu" names yeah. Dame n Patience nko?

CAMEROONPRIDE: Reggae with fake hair lmao

easy bro, she no fit do hair like Rigobert Song na. ..

..already have them. Sweetie Pie, Little boy n Honey bun.

.. a true reflection of the situation of things in our beloved country, from the leadership down to the led. I still believe that the forces of good still outweigh that of evil in numerical strength but those on the evil side of the divide are growing by the day. ..a cause for serious concern. But i believe that good will triumph eventually.

"There was a country",but because the "heart of darkness" of our people,we're now being afflicted by the "Arrow of God" and we are "No longer at ease".There's an urgent need for change before "Things fall apart". The reknowned Ghanian author, Ayi Kwei Armah's classic "The beautiful ones are not yet born" may have been a misnomer, for a most beautiful one has departed. Adieu Chinua Achebe.

..cute baby. yeah how much?

Oooh! I'd think Bukizo, n Yield perhaps!