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If you grew up in Nigeria like I did, you would know about the regular, Hausa are dirty and illiterates, Igbos are fraudulent It was when I went to the North as a youth corper in a Bauchi village, In my bid to land a Northern chic, mingled with the locals and found that they have the same sentiments against the Southerners. You hear things like Berebe and Yaminrin.


But in my own world I was trying to lay all chics of all the tribes of Nigeria so I didnt care what they said about Yorubas.

When I went to the North,

One girl(Ashiezi) from Keffi called me being  Yorubas "Kashi-a roba" (Meaning people who sh-it inside plastic rubbers)

One Cerwa chic(Pollum) from Bauchi said I would use her for Jazz like Yorubas do, 

One Tangale girl(Esther) from Gombe said Yorubas would kill her, 

One Jukun girl(Edinya) from Donga in Taraba said I would leave her and run after the Yoruba girls with big bums, 

My Fulani chic (Fatima) was excited I would take her to Lagos but wanted me to be a Moslem.

Husseina from Basirka in Jigawa also wanted me to be a Moslem so I told her I was and my name is Abdul Sallam she told me to come to their mosque but I told her Yoruba mosques are different from hausa mosques

The Berom girl (Rebbeca) from Jos was ok with the whole idea as long as I come to live in Jos. 

My Idoma girl (actually Agatu) Ajunmbi who was a policewoman in the village believed we Yorubas are thieves

The Tiv girl(cant remember her name) wanted me to come swear to her family gods that I wont leave her for a Yoruba girl.

The Karekare girl(Aisha) from Yobe thought all Yorubas were rich and have big bellies, because I wasnt any of those she called me Dogon or Alanburu

In the process I stumbled on an Igbo girl Ngozi who said Yorubas and Hausas are the ones running the whole country and making Ndigbos to suffer.

All their grievances we resolved in the room or under the tree at night when everywhere was dark. Except for a few times I was chased by hunting dogs at night.

This is my story in The North Eastern part of Nigeria . I had an awesome time and thought the Northern women are great. My days at PH, Escravos and Bonny Island exposed me to some other wonderful women of the South South

Muller all the way.

in me:
1. WAYNE ROONEY (chase shadow all the thru the torney)

2. Van Persie (this guy is simply overRATED)

3. Emile Heskey (i wasn't expectin a miracle)

4. [/b]Yakubu Aiyegbeni (lol If ony I can see this guy in person)

[b]5. Fernando Torres (its understandable)

This and other posts show that the Premiership is full of mediocre players

Maybe they belong to some National Teams, Cos Titus Bramble and co are definitely citizens of some countries

Yakubu
Rooney
Torres
Van Persie
Lampard
Terry
Gerrard
Robert Green

illusion2:
I'll take an exceptional club career anyday

Exceptional club career simply because he plays against mediocre defenders and keepers

Germany parked the bus and were hoping to hit Spain with counter-attacks.
It's very difficult to play teams that put 9 players behind the ball every time - It makes me sick that football has now gone to the sewers.

I hope you were reffering to Man Utd vs Barcelona in 2008 CL

So how easy is it to break down teams as organized as Germany and Holland?
Had England parked the bus against Germany, would they have conceded 4 goals?

They wouldnt have conceded 4 but 9. The Germans would have taken them to shreds. Look at the 2nd goal on that day, smart, precise, 1 touch football that had Barry, Gerrard, Terry, Cole and Upson in tatters like they were being chased by zombies

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/rwoSj6s5BfY[/flash]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=439183.msg6372545#msg6372545 date=1278945292]U are getting Debo wrong. . . .

What Debo is saying is Arsenal is too big a club to be trying upstarts like Szczesney. . . .
He will cop mistakes in big games and the media and the fans will jump on his back which would ruin his career at an early age.
Let him continue to develop somewhere(Fulahm, Burnley, Stoke) his mistakes won't be magnified like it would be in Arsenal.
That was what killed Walcott. . . . . .he woulda been a much better player if he had remained in Southampton for another 2 seasons before joining Arsenal.[/quote]Those are signs of a failure my broda.

Thomas Muller 12 months ago was playing in division 3 in front of a crowd of 500 friends and families.

Van Gaal threw him in at the deep end and he scored 20goals for Bayern Munich, He went to the world cup in front of 1billion fans both live and on TV and won Golden boot and young player of the tournament.

Walcott has been a flop for 4 yrs, They even made him go to U21 amongst his agemates so he can gain confidence but Ozil, Marin, Khedira, Aogo and Hummels used him to wipe the whole pitch in Sweden

What a WASTE!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=443065.msg6372575#msg6372575 date=1278945471]Germany were assaulted by SERBIA. [/quote]Big difference Germany was not eliminated from the tournament by Serbia unlike England.

You can also say the World champions were assaulted by Switzerland

the German machines could not start, just a moment from an on-fire Villa was all it took to reassure the unbelievers that the Armada is still well afloat and indeed cruising to the finals.

Which game are you talking about here? Cos the last time Villa scored was in the quarter finals

A Central midfielder's job is to break up opposition play and create assists.

Schweinsteiger had 4 assists tell us about other CM in this world cup. Sneijder, Iniesta, Xavi were good what about Lampard, Barry etc

If Schweini is 25 million, the sombination of all English midfielders should be 25 Naira

Germany were done by the World and European champions not by some upstarts like Portugal

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg6372149#msg6372149 date=1278942133]Characteristics of players with limited abilities. [/quote]Limited ability for a CM with 4 assists what of Lampard, Barry, Cesc and co with superior abilities

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=443065.msg6372130#msg6372130 date=1278942033]Everyone is everyone's bitches . . .
Spain have used Germany to wipe the toilet floor TWICE now.

Euro 2008
World Cup 2010

How is your rectum in Berlin? The Spaniards just know how to plug y'all into submission. [/quote]Spain are world and Euro champions. The Germans lost to the Champions in 2002, 2006, 2008 and 2010
unlike the English who were sodomised by a group of youths just beyond puberty two weekends ago and even to Portugal, PORTUGAL!!!! seriously PORTUGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

An EPL player made the assist for a La Liga player to score the winner in the WC final, while the Bundesliga player got sent off.

How Hopeless can people get?

Soon we would hear Villa scores because Cesc was his bunkmate or Iniesta scored because an EPL player washed his jersey.

The same Cesc that tattooed his bum to the Spanish Bench is compared to Schweinsteiger?

Doyin na bad belle dey worry those EPL boys because he schooled their midfield icons like Lampard, Gerrard and Barry.

Schwein was top 10 best players at this world cup neither of Cesc, Barry, lampard and Gerrard made top 300

The best Portugese player was groomed in England. . . . .Did that stop Portugal from beating England?
Stop reasoning with your metatarsals, it's too early to be called a dolt.

Ronaldo was already an upcoming star before he came to Man U, Hargreaves never played football in England till he became a star.

Portugal screws England, Germany screws England seems like they are everyones b1tches

chic2pimp:
I see dikee is having a go at the spanish lmao . Dude give it a rest, just cuz your team was soundly beaten shouldn't mean you should start hating on the best footballing team on the planet.

They are the best how come they are diving all over The Torres dive that got a Chilean sent off

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/uxydvtu9UsM[/flash]

and Crapdevilla vs Costa

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/D3FdrdZBUMw[/flash]

And the master swimmer himself Iniesta, Why would a team so talented resort to underhand tactics like diving to win games

they cant even score goals

Best English midfielder. . . .
Wayne Rooney is the best English player by a country mile.
There's no player with his technique and football sense in the whole of UK.

So the best English midfielder was groomed in Germany? Interesting No wonder the Germans made the English team look like a group of sunday sunday players

People have been playing Catennaccio before Mourinho was born.

Did you watch Hitzfelds team playing Real Madrid? or did you watch any Italian game in the last century?

The only key points I can see here are that Owen Hargreaves a player groomed in Germany is the best English player and

when Ozil and Mueller washed the floor with Barry and Lampard.

Was this a feat? Ozil and Muller would do this 10 times out of 10 because they are better technically than those overrated players

The cup

Yeah, yeah. . . . Iniesta dived way too many times; so what!? Its okay when robben does it? Unfortunately, he needed it the most he couldn't conjure up a good theatrical fall.

So this should be a contest of who dives more?

A bad National team career would describe it better

Yes they do. They won most games by 1-0 and perfected the art of diving

A number 9 whose team won the world cup but couldnt score a single goal. Doesnt happen everytime. You have to give it to Torres for doing the seemingly impossible

Football is a contact game and not poker but the way the Spainards choose to embelish every contact is just disgusting to the eye and the ref made it easy for them.

Some of the Dutch tackles especially De Jong were bad but look at the way both sides play the game
It got to a stage opponents were scared to tackle them the only hope opponents have to get the ball is by hoping Spain has a turnover or miss a scoring chance

I wonder what the game would look like if every player took a tumble at the slightest touch.

Like I said earlier Robben was tugged by Puyol but shrugged it off in a sportman like manner and continued to run but if anyone moves within 3 fts of Iniesta he rolls like he was shot by a sniper.

Spain have the better personnel and dont need to take a roll at every opportunity.

Football is now encouraging the cry babies like CR7, Iniesta and Busquets while the sportmen who played the game fairly are punished.

Spain is the best team, most creative team but how come they could only manage 8 goals all tournament?

AjanleKoko:
Well, the dweeb won the world cup, and has won a lot more. Germany and co are left to dream of what can't just be.

2014, Brazil will maul anybody who comes near that trophy.


What with the jiu-jitsu dutch tactics, he wasn't left with much choice.
Granted, Spain were lucky. Iniesta could have been sent off. But . . . Nigel De Jong and that UFC kick to the chest?
Another ref would have had maybe 10 Spaniards and 7 Dutch left after the final whistle.

The Spanard were always so willing to roll on the floor at the slightest wink while the Dutch were always willing to get up and play after being scythed down
example, Robben on a break gets dragged back by Puyol who is on a yellow and nothing, Ineista feels a hand on shoulder and drops like he's been roped, red card,


and all the shitte we've endured from commentators about Robben diving and we're victimized by the masters of Olympic diving, whenever a replay shows a Spanish dive what do I hear from the TV commentators, nothing, just silence,

FORLAN wins it, Justice at last

Iniesta is trying so hard to beat Ronaldos reputation in diving,

All a player has to do is look at Iniesta and he goes down, what a dweeb.

End of the World cup

Congrats to Spain.

Better luck to the Oranje.

Diego Forlan my choice wins the golden ball

Thomas Muller my choice won Young player of the tournament

Thomas Muller my 2nd choice after Miro Klose won the golden Boot

I think English refs are daft, Howard Webb confirmed it today, WHats all those diving and moaning stuff with the Spainards.

How can you be known for entertaining football and win games 1-0?

See you all in 2014 when the Germans lift the trophy

EPL produced over 100 players, how many of them made the golden ball nominees

Torres benched again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shame on EPL strikers