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The powers that be should just move this guy to Edo State's slot, where he rightfully belongs, and appoint Musiliu Obanikoro, the current performing Nigerian High Commissioner in Ghana to the Lagos State slot. Nobody can argue that Koro has not given a splendid account of himself in that position.

Enough is Enough!!!

So all your epistle is because you want Koro Obanikoro ko Mushin ni.

WHo wants that thug representing Lagos state?

Real Madrid to offer record 85 million for Man United striker 'Own Goal', ?

Real Madrid have today risked the wrath of Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson by planning an audacious world record bid for prolific Manchester United striker "Own Goal".

With 11 goals already this season, Goal is Manchester United's 2nd top scorer, two ahead of perpetually sedated Bulgarian hitman Dimitar Berbatov.

Goal, who regularly partners fellow Utd striker "Dodgy Injury Time Winner" up front, is thought to be flattered by the interest from the Spanish giants.

Own Goal's agent, Paul Stretford, told reporters, "Of course he's flattered, but he's a United player and he's very happy here."

"And apart from that, I'm not sure there are many defences as dire as Portsmouth's in La Liga, so he may not get the same service in Spain."

Interest

Real Madrid are understood to have been put on high alert after Own Goal's spectacular hat-trick against Portsmouth.

Spanish paper Marca have reported that Own Goal is the number one target for Madrid this summer, with Madrid's president Perez quoted as saying, "You know I don't like to talk about other clubs and their players, but I'll do everything I can to get Manchester United's Own Goal this summer."

"Despite reaching double figures for the season after banging in another at Villa Park this week, I actually hope he hits a dry spell for the rest of the season - then we won't have to pay as much as we did for that greasy, diving, moaning little degenerate last summer."

Praise

Berbatov, who has so far failed to impress at his time at United, has nothing but praise for his fellow striker.

"The manager demands that we score, and Own Goal has come a long way this season, he's a pleasure to play with, as it means I have to run even less - so I'm obviously chuffed," concluded the only man alive who makes the Panda look hyperactive.

United's top scorer, Wayne Rooney, wants to see Own Goal - whose nationality isn't certain - declare himself for England and play in this years World Cup.

"Heskey, Defoe and Crouch, the three of them can **** off, I want to play up top with Ownie," said Rooney.

Sir Alex Ferguson however, is understood to be fuming at Real Madrid, who have yet again disrupted one of his best players in mid season.

"I wouldn't sell that mob Own Goal" he was understood to have said.

"He's our player and playing him means we don't have to play that little scouser Michael Owen, which is a result" concluded the fiery Scot.

Culled from the Internet

Manure has double digits own goals this season, making Mr "own goal" more prolific than berbatov

Thanks edoyad.

I would also pray for a low margin loss for Arsenal at the emirates when they play Barca

You mean Assanal won 6 trophies in the last one year? Thats a big fat lie

GAYYners can never win that

Person don dey make losses for the past 5 seasons I think he should be more worried about the bad nature of the MarKATE this year again

Your own ambitions ended in the last 5 trophyless seasons.

Bloody GAYYNER

Walahi Malam

Kasau ba chau walahi. Ba Kudi a Kasua.

Malam Krayola, HOW MARKATE GAYYner

Strolls into Alaba Gayyner Market.

Chinedu, Uche, Obiora and Ikechukwu

Good morning, Container don Land?

HOW Mar[b]KATE[/b]?? (Alaba accent)
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Enters Kano GAYYner Central Market

Audu, Abu, Usman.

Sanu n de zua, Sanu n de aiki,

YAYA KASUA
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Drives into Dugbe GAYYner Market in IBadan

Iya Bode, Basira and Biodun

E ka aaro

BAWO NI OJA
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I am travelling international to ask in different parts of the World

I have Dunne too in my team and copped a whooping -2

All the doctors in Munich must be working overtime now to make sure Robben is fit for Tuesday.

Damn Stuttgart

I tire o

They should make Lamps my cap. I am on 40 points already.

If Lamps is made cap I might hit 60 tonight sef with 4 players yet to play

It's so annoying.
I will be anxious to see who he supports next week when Barca and Arsenal collide.
You can bet he will cheer all the goals scored be it Arsenal or Barcelona.

I just tire for some Naija fans.

I still ask, where are the gazillion Real Madrid fans of the late 90's and early 2000.

In Ife then, we had under 10 Chelsea fans and less than 5 barca fans

Did they all die? In lagos Only one of my friends was supporting Chelsea in 1998 and it was because of babayaro

Where did all the Bolton fans go to.

Barca today, Arsenal and later man Citeh next.

Shame thou name is Krayola Mssscchheeewww

I have come to realise 90% of the so-called NL Barca fans defected from Arsenal because Arsenal cannot win a title.

Krayols didnt defect he is still a GAYYner.

Only that he is ashamed to declare it.

And he went about Man City and Barca as a decoy. He is GAYY

Wetin concern you there?
Bloody closet GAYnner. . . . .I have come to realise 90% of the so-called NL Barca fans defected from Arsenal because Arsenal cannot win a title.

Krayola should just give up on those Barca shitzzle obviously he is an Arsenal fan just ashamed of their woes.
Plastic fans who hide when their teams need them

I pity these fifu

Timo ba hammer, first thing na Hummer.

Lampard go on jor. Thank God Drogba didnt play maybe Lampard might be my emergency captain

Lost to Stuttgart. No biggie.

Terrible news Robben injured

Why must we face this kind of misery every year losing key players in decisive CL quarter final matches.

Demichelis Injured and now wears a mask, Robben torn a Hamstring, Gomez injured. What terrible luck

Last year trip to Nou Camp Lahm, Lucio, Ribery and Klose were injured.

What was Gallas reaction this time around

Goaallllllllllllll

^^ Well said

@DK

That is our new stadium, highbury was full of trophies and we have enof time to turn it around, can't say the same for the liverpudians though? they don't have a new stadium to celebrate, can't declare profit, haven't won the PL in recent history, dropping out of the top 4 e.t.c What a tale of woes.
Thank God for Saint Wenger, these guys need to find their own Saint.    

Besides wetin concern yu sef DK? why are you posting that pic on a liverpool thread? I go report you o.

They have 18 league titles and 5 CL titles one as recent as 2005 and an FA cup in 2006

Someone told me Arsenal havent won the CL since Jurrasic times and havent won a league since Obama got into elective position.

Life must really suck at the Emirates

When is the el razur show coming to the US

Some families that demand the equivalent of a state budget for brideprice nko?

So the groom should save for 30yrs to pay by that time the bride would be menopausal

The womans culinary skills might be below par

ALL OF YOU HAVE WRITTEN WELL. "BUILTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER. WHAT COVERS ALL ARE: HAVING A GOOD COMMUNICATION, BEING HONEST AND UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER AND FINALLY TAKING CORRECTION. WITH THESE I DONT THINK THERE WILL BE BREAKUP BECUASE NO ONE IS AN ANGEL. WE ALL ARE HUMAN BEING. WE HAVE OUR OWN CHARACTERS

The item in bold is the most important walahi.

Jesus Christ of Oyingbo where is your face!!!!!!!!!!!

I go die o

Why didnt fenomeno inspire Inter to the CL spots in Italy should be the question

FAUX!!!!

In 2000/01, Only Lazio, Juventus and Milan qualified(3 reps from Italy)
In 1999/2000, Only Lazio, Fiorentina and Milan qualified(3 reps from Italy)
Fenomeno did not get his opportunity to play in the UCL. It's like expecting to see Agbonlahor or Saha in the UCL 2009/10 season.

1999/2000
Italy had Fiorentina, parma, AC and Lazio
Spain had Valencia, Barcelona, Real and Mallorca as entrants
Germany had Dortmund Hertha, Bayern and Leverkusen

Why fenomeno didnt inspire Inter to CL spots, I dont know

2000/2001
Germany had 1860 Munich, Bayern, Hamburg and Leverkusen
Spain had Valencia, Real barca and Depor
Italy had Milan, Inter, Lazio and Juventus

As you can see, all these players are old-school.
Many of em were past their prime before UCL expanded to accommodate more teams from the top leagues.
I can understand why many of these players never got to play in the CL final

Viera, RvN and canavaro still play till today and can you tell me when there prime was to see if it was before the CL expansion?

People are talking of trophies Some are celebrating top 4

Dudu, Does this look familiar?

In the days of Baggio and Ronaldo, only LEAGUE Champions played in the CL. If we apply the same laws now, Torres, Cesc, Gerrard, Drogba(last 3 seasons) wouldn't have featured in the competition. Messi, Xavi, Iniesta wouldn't have featured last season when they won it so your argument holds no water. Baggio/Ronaldo Lima's era are miles different.

Another erroneous statement.
Ronaldo played football till 2004
In the CL 1998/99 I remember Germany producing Kaiserslautern and Bayern Munich
in 2000, Spain, Italy and Germany had 4 reps in the CL
Till Ronaldo retired he played in leagues where they had 4 entrants in the CL why didnt the Fenomeno play the CL finals I ask.

Maybe Canavaro too played in the sixties when only the champ played CL, Same with Dennis Bergkamp, RvNistelrooy, Fabien Barthez, Patrick Viera, etc

Is that the final word from you?