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What of the area boys you meet on the way and God help you if you pass through Obalende and see full grown men Shyting by the road side while you are having your dinner in your posh car

Would anyone deny this? In US someone got a ticket for "urinating in public" while men shyte in public gaze at Obalende roundabout in the broad daylight

Shooting in US schools nko? your kid could get killed

Kidnapping in Nigeria and ritual killing looks similar

Earthquake, typhoon nko? you could get killed

Bar beach flooding is a natural disaster

Some terrorist threats nko? you could get killed

Like those in jos?

Snow preventing you from moving nko? you could even die as a result of excessive snow

Flooding and craters on Nigerian roads

Christmas is useless in the UK if you don't have a car.

A white racist might mug you on a dark night.

Let the Fulani moslem catch you a southern xtian whenever someone disses Mohammed

It's unsafe everywhere, man !!!

Its relative. its unsafe everywhere doesnt mean you would try out the ND creeks or Iraq

Hehehe. . . ol boy you better come back and enjoy life in Naija. . . .just buy your Jeep with DVD screens in the back and you can finish an entire season of 24 in less than a month by watching it in traffic. You yeye NIDs just don't know how to enjoy life.

What of the area boys you meet on the way and God help you if you pass through Obalende and see full grown men Shyting by the road side while you are having your dinner in your posh car

I don't see it as competing. People just want a good life,

Providing your own alternate electricity,
Sending your kids to schools where strike don't exist.
Having adequate security in your home (by living in exclusive areas
Not being oppressed by fellow beings like you.
Ensuring your kids can afford capital to start their own biz after leaving school etc.

These are the major reasons people acquire wealth, not necessarily to show off.

How do you solve the 7hr a day traffic? Buy a helicopter?

Or the kidnapping and security. i am sure the 2 NNPC guys that were killed were very rich too.

@Dayokanu
Disappear like Copperfield and go and crop a field jare! Your wahala too much. We are not scared of Chelsea at least a Chelsea without Drogba! Satisfied?

Sounds better.

How far with your location

LOL you could be gyno

But seriously this bill is already changing things, I dey quiver o

GYNO

They have a law that you cant "collabo" with your patient so I dont want that

will be there with you too. Relaxing and enjoying in my villa while you catch the train to work each morning.

David obviously you never worked in lagos before.

I would take the subway everyday of the year that spending 8 hours in lagos trafic everyday.

5am to 8am going to work and 5pm to 10pm coming back from work

It can be 10-12hrs when Adeboye strikes which is every first Friday of the month

mba mba.

Ladies lets sheath our swords.

@Dayo- I hope you're not in the medical field o-
Obama just signed the Health Care Bill

Medical field I cant stand the sight of blood and people crying

When someone called Dobo a billy goat earlier I was offended but their comprehension is somewhat similar

On a serious note though you guys have to simply realize no one is scared of Chelsea anymore!

No one is scared of Chelsea anymore? Does that include Assanal?

Chelsea didnt use to beat Arsenal home and away either

Are you in anyway calling DayoK a looser?

She is implying Chickenshrimp is a wa,nk.er

A good place to get casual relationships.

Plat, Its better to get him exposed so he wont feel awkward when u start showing him different styles

Do you use pepper spray as perfume?

I dont miss nothing. I find life is much easier this way . . . dont have to worry about condoms or STDs or someone's feelings.

Check the Young professional site in your city. Lemme help you out

Check this link http://www.yapclub.com/nyc/

Speed dating once a month its in every major city. These are working girls not INC(I Never Chop) girls.

And If you are not far from New Jersey try www.njyp.org.

Man shall not live by book alone

In a non related event

SportBild will publish an interview with Ribery tomorrow.

- It's been a tough year for him with all the injuries, Madrid's offer at the beginning of the season and adapting to a new coach
- he'd like to sign for 5 years with Bayern or another club
- he has to think about his family. It rains often, his wife has few friends here and prefers to live in the south. That doesn't mean they can't live quite comfortably in Munich.
- if he leaves Bayern he will go to Spain
- money won't be the decisive factor, the offers are pretty similar
- Madrid is still a prestigious club. Madrid, Barcelona, Chelsea and Man United are above everyone else
- when you get the opportunity to play for such a club alongside the best players in the world you have to at least consider it
- he's happy that Robben is here and takes pressure off him. It's not important who's the best player
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Can anyone make sense of the items in bold?

@Dayokanu
There are 18 other teams in the league why should we face one 4 times? Even if Wenger would suffer a mild stroke what would it matter if captain Cesc is liftin the trophy and Eboue is dousing Silvestre with NUVO

You have alreeady done that earlier in the summer. or didnt you watch the Emirates cup?

I thot u said no one fears Chelsea

In my own humble opinion which am very entitled to, she did the best she could under the normal circumstance and now thats its over lets allow her to have a well deserved rest

The best was lying on National TV?

Its a health condition.

Do you have health insurance?

lol chimp, you wan do boi boi?

He studied Boi boi in school

He even buys condoms all the time to look like he's actually doing stuff

He even makes imaginary phone calls to PALM-ELA

Maybe he doesn't want to feel less of a man. What better way to make everyone at work respect you than to tell them you're screwing the hot secretary or the boss' wife?

At a certain age It expected you are getting it. So why make an announcement of it. But as teenage boys when its difficult, any of such conquests would be seen as having climbed the top of Mt Everest or won the US presidential election

Don't corrupt my God fearing mind jor
I'm still a virgin ooo

Depends on the definition. If it involves a female, YES, If its self service. Hell NO

So A40 Tell me if FA decides Assanal is to play Chelski twice before May.

How do you think the health of WenGAY would react to such news

No I mean they lie to their fellas about how many women they've been with. There's evidence even here on Nairaland.

Thats for teenage boys and under 22. How can a grown man be bragging to his colleagues at work he got some last night when almost everybody did get some bootay

^^ You meanchickenshrimp lied he has had several women when he has only been serviced by PALM-ELA??

Bluediva abeg hook your boy up nau?
I dey come naija soon, i'm relying on you to link me up ooo

She might need a houseboy while she is there

Lol at replies.

Naija is for the fast bucks people.
Fortunately or unfortunately, i fall into that group.

Take advantage of the system while the populace still suffer more

I'm pursuing a contract now in Abj,
If i manage to get it, i can feed the whole Nairaland for a week.

And buy a generator as big as National stadium. WHat collateral are you dropping for the CON-T

Only in Naija can you make so much profit.
Hate me or not, i speak the truth, the system is here for you to take advantage of.

I cant hate you for it. but boils back to the same thing Tell me how its possible to live a better life in Nigeria without taking advantage of the system

What do they do for me an Irish subject?
Free milk for my kids, reduced education cost for me,

In Nigeria when 1 month old babies have to learn how to eat eba and ogbono they would appreciate the milk or where u have to pay exorbitant amounts for a decent sch

I love my Naija, i nor go lie. . .

Easy to say from the comfort of Transcorp Hilton, Why wont I say God bless Iraq if I am making zillions supplying arms?

I dont think we can lose by at least 5 goals margin aggregates twice in one season

David,

You mean you dont attend those speed dating events?

You dey miss o

Ok, it's like this for me.

I hate all the countless rules and laws to obey.

Are you a lawless citizen?

I hate the useless UK weather, worst in the world.

have you been to Kano state and Maiduguri before?

I hate all those bills they put in my box.

You used the utilities, so you have to pay for it. Sorry no hookup for NEPA meter and telephone

I hate all those camera's watching you.

What are you hiding, Are you smuggling Sauron into your house through the backdoor?

I hate the look the old folks still give us blacks (in my case, half black)

No one has the monopoly of looks. Look your own back!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate having to calculate every penny i'm gonna spend.

Whats wrong with applying the Maths you learnt in college. I am sure you prefer spraying money for Wasiu and Osita Osadebey

I could go on and on.

As for my biz,
I run an event management business and i have a shop that sells luxury items in Abj.
Try buying a Polo RL top  for $60 during sales. Your Abj people will buy it at N14,000

The same shirts folks in Nigeria are bragging about? So you are taking advantage of them.

Can anyone make money without being shady or blowing profits outta proportion.

Are you not taking advantage of the system in Nigeria?

didnt she tell us she was having sleepless nights for not telling the truth to Nigerians about Yaradua?

Even OBJ told us he held night vigil and fasting for Nigeria.

Same with IBB and Abacha

@kobo
I dont think it is an easy job to be an information minister to a non performing govt that is losing credibility. Ask Uche Chukwumerije how easy it was being an information minister to Ibb.

You means its not easy to be HONEST?

Sincerely What makes Dora different from the lots of them like Ebenezer Babatope and co. The same people who trusted you were the ones you LIED to even on National TV

Aggregate Inter vs AC 6-0
Aggregate Manure vs AC 7-2

Are you Akwa United in disguise?