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Inter have to reach Q finals if they enmit want to become the new Bayern of CL

We all know GAYYners have thinking deficiencies. When Bayern was still in the Quarters 12 months ago and when was the last time Inter played a Q final?

Walk away-saves the stress of expending energy to beat.
Besides, taking a walk at that time can give one time to really think things through.
As for me, i doubt i would be able to raise a finger on a woman.

Pray not to be in such situation, Its better said than done. The best thing is to leave the scene cos you havent seen a tempting woman before.

Imagine. You dress up for work you woman locks your shirt that you aint going no where because you didnt give her a good answer to her question, next throws dirty water on your well ironed suit. Try to enter your car and she breaks your windshield with her pestle and you have an important meeting at work.

it happened to a neighbour of mine. Pray not to meet evil women

Can't dudes comment without mentioning anything pertaining to Arsenal

How can one properly define failure without making an example of Arsenal

hmmm

Chelski abeg no fall my hand o

Dayo, you're suggesting going out for a day a solution to arguments/rage. A arguments that can occur more than once.
Do you recommend going out of the house during every argument that occurs?

That may cause more problem than solution o

As for my boyfriend, tin ba di aso e mu, tin ba ya were fun, ko si ibi t'alo lojo yen.

being in the same room at that time can aggravate the situation, You might say somethings or do somethings in the moment of provocation but the man going out would allow frayed nerves to calm down.

2 ppl can never win a shouting contest one has to step out. If not it can degenerate to battery calling cops and it becomes a case with the state and possibly a misdemeanour/felony.

@dayo
lol what does insansa mean?

Isansa means runaway or students who play truancy in school

Ko si latest jare. Mo kan ni ki n wo nkan to n sele kin to lo si lab mi

Lab pelu shikenshrimp abi? Se biology lab? ki e lo se reproductive system pratical?

Se yoruba lo n so abi egun?

E wo agatu to n pe eniyan ni egun.

Bawo ni ose n se e? se ede mi n fun e ni sleepless nite ni?

gbogbo nkan ni o man fun chickenshrimp ni sleepless nite, Aworan FL Gators, ede tubabie ati bee be lo

^^ Everyone trips for OAU

And how is staying outside for a day going to achieve anything?

More like make her think you went to someone while your house was shaking. . . . . then the trust is in jeopardy

I am talking of a rela where both parties are not cheaters. She would know you went to have fun elsewhere maybe a bar.

Why would she think ou went to be with another woman if you never displayed such traits?

So if you dont see your bf in a day he would suspect you went with another man first of all?

Ewo awon isansa meji.

Gator ati tubabie

@Ibkaye

I don't even know what a keke marwa is lol

is that not Ibkaye in that Limo?

Malouda should cope. Maicon would have his hands full from the Chelsea LW as well

^^ Stale news. They were actually dating before Eboue dumped him and got himself a real gf

So Dobo started hating on Eboue and led the group of fans who booed Eboue till he cried

Juju don enter football o.

Did Milan just score another goal?

Your case is becoming ridiculous!
I think you need deliverance.
Chelsea is playing with a make shift left back and you are mentioning Arsenal players.?
You have a problem obviously!!!!

What could be more ridiculous than Arsenal, What problem could be more than 5 seasons without a trophy.

You never know with GAYYners

Malouda at left back?
With Maicon playing down the right!
Omo. . . Wahala dey!

Can it be worse than Having to choose from traore, Silvestre and Clichy as LB?

How many hearthrobs does Dobo have?

Walcott but he cheats with Bendtner too

AMEENNNN oo

may we play dirty and win than play without focus and end up 5 yrs trophyless

^ I don't rub on girls- I just think its creepy, rubbing yourself on some random girl on Nigerian buses. You know soap and Nigerian girls are as different as chicken and beef

Welcome to the Skool of Hard knock.

SHARAP there jor!!! No be you dey tap current from your housegirl? Tapping current is as old as man.

So you still get mouth reply?
Shame no catch you abi?
You suppose hide your face 4 life bloody ashy

Talk true and you would be saved. At least it was your elbow not your

Game ke?
You should never put Dayo & Game in the same sentence again.
Dayo go tap anything even Malu if dem dey wear skirt

Game? I tire for all these ajebo o. mention game for Mushin in my dayz and we would think you are referring to table soccer.

Chickenshrimp, Why is the picture of FL Gators on your screen saver stained with those white fluid?

I went to one razz elementary school, didn't like the boys. I had some stalkers though

Another similarity. I went to one razz elementary school too. And also I had stalker. My shadow was always stalking me.

In junior high, I did have a crush. We all start from somewhere.

Another similarity. crush in junior school. BTW were you crushing and winning all those awards? maybe I didnt crush enough else I might have won too.

And No, I don't have a crush on Rondo. We're married

When did you divorce Ofokasibe

lol molue buses?

Fond memories? You also remember okada and Keke marwa?

@Ritchboy,
Thank you for this classic comment.
The talk about signing 'heavyweight' players riles me.
The founding fathers of football never intended the game to be what it is today.
Where pushing, body charging and bad tackles are allowed and pundits will say:
'It's a man's game , get on with it'
FFS, It isn't rugby,wrestling or american footie, it's football.

the founding fathers inteded clubs to win trophies and the end justifies the means if it means you line up 10 men on the goal line

What   , when did debo break up with sagna?

He likes them young like his mentor.

If berba is not leading the assist tally and he damn sure aint scoring goals, then of what use is a £30 million pound striker
I think he is the biggest waste of money/flop after sheva

He is not a complete waste think about his composure, his gelled hair, lazy ass, You cant get all these attribute in one single player for less than 30m.

DK watch d England whitewash of Germany (was it 6-1 or something),2 of beckham's assists were wit his left foot! if in doubt watch d match again.beckham was very rt sided granted,but when forced he could pass wit his left.but valencia get wahala o,when his movements have shifted his marker outwards and left space for a left footed cross he will still run towards the marker on d outside,a bit lyk Ikedia i must confess.d problem is once fullbacks get to undastand him his days will be numbered.he cant hope to make a career of running towards the touchline ALWAYS! he was hidingall d while in Wigan,but in ManU goldfish hav no hiding place! d whole world as well as fullbacks r watching

He is still probably leading your assist charts with his by line run. If they ask Rooney I am sure he would want them to amputate Valencias left leg as long as the right can deliver the kind of assists he has been this season

Valencia can get away with being predictable most of the time because he has pace.
I would prefer him to be predictable and bump down on his right rather than cutting in.
When he cuts in, he pisses me off cos he can't do anything with his left foot.
Defenders by now already know what he's going to do but he still gets past them with the pace factor.

9 out of 10 times, Aaron Lennon will go on his right foot . . . . most fullbacks in the league knows that but they still cant handle him cos of his pace.

The guy should just keep going on his right abeg . . . . if he fails let him keep trying.
Cutting in on his left has never worked and WILL never work.

SINGLE  SIMPLE. Keep it simple does it in most cases.

Stop comparing Valencia to Ikiedia jor.
Walcott is more of a fitting comparison cuz not only can they both run all day long, they also have little or no end product at the end of each run.

You want Debo to ban you? Dont you know Walcott is his heartthrob?

I would go if you can say it Loud and Clear that Arsenal is Shyte and Wenger is daft. deal?

UCL, EPL Manure and Chelski are still in contention or you don forget?

Are you in anyway referring to Walcott et al

how can you mention Debo's Boyfriend in such degrading manner

Typical. Which trophy or are you referring to Emirate cup?

Remember Manure and Chelski are still in the CL or do you mean EPL?

LMAO!!
Dayo, I stole meat from the pot too.
Can't relate with the rest.

Another thing we have in common!!!!!!!!!

You mean you never had a crush on the boy sitting next to you in primary 4?

At least I know you have one incurable crush on Rajon Rondo.

Most peeps would feel so embarrased that they wouldn't even want to think about it not to talk off writing it down for the whole of NL to read.
However seeing that you are an Ashewo Ten Kobo, I can't say that I am suprised you did it.

Chickenshrimp, You sef dey form better person. No be you dem slap inside metro last year trying to use your elbow to tap a girls chest forming like you were dozing?

Yeah tapping current from alata babes , dayokanu does not see to have game

Learnt my skillz from the streetz. Dont you see all these ajebo babes prefer the men that grew up in the streetz and not the mommy guys who playing Mortal Kombat while we were learning scoping skillz.

While ajebo boyz were cramming Boy 2 men lyrics to scope babe we were doing " I love you, oya talk your own" and we alwayz prevail. AREA!!!! AREA!!!!!!! AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And when would you be done with barrenness and trophylessness

And the younger generations may be shooting it up to 5ft 10 1/2. Lest we forget, Oyinbos generally have a lot of hair,  I don't think they shave their heads before measurement, so I don't think we are really getting scalp measurements in most cases. So with these heights and Americans are generally regarded as tall because of "super size" nutrition  , you imagine what it is like in most other places of the World, especially third world.

Thats why its unfair to group Pygmies and Asians with Savanah Negroes and Caucasians
The average Chinese girl would want her dream bf to be 5ft 5 while a black/ Caucasian would puke at the thought.

But according to Giringori earlier, Nigerians must be the tallest people on earth if our average height is supposedly 6ft 0 to 6ft 2.     
The thing there is that most people know nothing about heights and they often over estimate. That is why they would think 5ft 7 is short.

It depends on the people you grew up around. My cousins that I rile as being short at 5ft 10 - 11 are giants among some of their other friends

Would anyone ever have imagined Martin Lawrence and Usher are only 5ft 7 and Pele 5ft 8?

If you have asked most people how tall they think Taye Diggs or Jamie Fox was, they would have said "6ft of course". They would have said Jay Z must be 6ft 4 or something

People generally do not know nada about heights, most would have seen 5ft 3 guys and think they are 5ft 6.

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Most celebrity males dot want people to know their real height especially the short ones. It kills the media appeal among the female fans. Imagine Jermaine Dupri never stands side by side with adults because his height deficiency would be glaring. rather he poses with Bow wow and Kris Kros

When standing alone in posters they have the cameras zoomed to make them look taller

But all in all if the average height is 5ft 10 in your racial group, then the idea of a tall guy would be someone 6ft 1 and above. also with improved diets in the next 60years, a DAYOKANU at 6ft 6 might not be seen as outrageously tall.

The attraction to tall people is overwhelming Usain Bolt is 6ft 5, Asafa powell is 6ft 3, Roger federer is 6ft 1, Rafael Nadal is 6ft 1, Juan Martin Del Potro is 6ft 6, Cristiano Ronaldo is 6ft 1, Zinedine Zidane is 6ft 1 all these are non Basketballers

Only 5% of Americans are above 6ft 3

Do you think women want the common 70%? They are after the rare 5% its when they cant get the 5% that they start considering other levels

Dude, r u on some cheap shekpe?, We've HEARD U na! Kini big deal?

Kini big deal indeed. Thats why we have ambitions and we have AMBITIONS.

Some clubs ambition stop at making top 4, Fielding overhyped young players, and having the finest jerseys

while other clubs are planning to win BIG trophies

Let Valencia work on his Right foot and make it world class and forget about his left foot.

David Beckham had only one functional foot. The right one and he was able to deliver quality crosses to strikers.

Whats the use of two footed players who are mediocre at using both

Nothin can kip gunners down;not heartache,not heartbreak,not failures,not near misses and DEFINITELY NOT 5yrs of playin 2nd,then 3rd and lately 4th fiddle.when they r winnin matches they r screamin 40sumtin unbeaten BUT when dey start losing they claim they r buildin 4 d future! Dey r so visionary dey cant c wats unravelin b4 their very eyes

Welcome to the world of GAYYners. Ask them what happened to the future they built in 2005.

The future of Justin Hoyte, Arturo Lupoli, Jeremy Aliadiere, Owusu Abeyie, Johann Djourou, Philippe Senderos and Theo Walcott