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Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 6:09pm On Feb 24, 2010
mo ro wipe t'egbon t'aburo ni yin tele, tabi esuke ti fe wo rara ni, lol
Ti esuke ba wo rara nko? Alara ni ara ko ro ohun iwo ni e ku aisun e ku aiwo.

Ewo ni tiyin, Booda Mafilomi n dasi abi ojugun legbe eti tongue tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Inter Milan Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On Wed, 24 Feb by dayokanu(m): 6:02pm On Feb 24, 2010
How did Jose make Inter? Whats it that Inter have now that they didnt have before?
Celebrities › Re: World Tallest Teenager by dayokanu(m): 5:59pm On Feb 24, 2010
Dayokanu, I told you that UK chics are different from Ame-chics.
Maybe you are right cos I didnt live in the UK

In America, The average height among white male is reported in white and Black American is 5ft 101/2 and 5ft 10 respectively.

That is the average height. if a girl says she wants a tall guy as a partner take note she cant be talking about the average guy.

So 5ft 10- 5ft 11 is the average in America so to fit a tall guy bill, then we are talking about 6ft 2 and above

Check these links for the source of my stat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

http://www.betaller.com/average-male-height.html

http://www.halls.md/chart/men-height-w.htm
Education › Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by dayokanu(m): 5:44pm On Feb 24, 2010
smh. Parents send kids to school to learn, na meat ddey go steal from pot.
Dem go fit think dem nefa feed the pikin at home.
I think its still better than playing Daddy and Mommy with your neighbours son under the sheets tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Guys, Can U Beat Ur Wife/girlfriend? by dayokanu(m): 5:25pm On Feb 24, 2010
Beating your partner wont achieve anything more likely would make her lose respect for you.

Play the IGNORE card. Its more potent than any whip.

Even if your partner is raging just IGNORE and pretend to be having fun in your own world, Go out stay outside for like a day, when you come back be in such high spirits and give her the impression you had more fun without her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 5:07pm On Feb 24, 2010
And you back into the dark abyss of failure and trophylessness
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 4:56pm On Feb 24, 2010
I see how mediocrity has been entreched in your subconscious. You now see nothing bad in going half a decade trophyless PITIFUL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Inter Milan Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On Wed, 24 Feb by dayokanu(m): 4:36pm On Feb 24, 2010
Supporting Chelsea for this one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 4:34pm On Feb 24, 2010
Not a bad thing to be one legged. Some great players were notoriously one-legged.

Suker, Raul, Rivaldo were bad lefty
Education › Re: Unilorin Leads Nigerian Varsities In World Ranking by dayokanu(m): 4:03pm On Feb 24, 2010
The product of any system (Output) depends on the INPUT and the addition

Its a known FACT that the best High school students in Nigeria choose UI, OAU, UNILAG, UNN and ABU That means these schools have the best quality of INPUTs.

The addition. Its a known FACT also that the UI, OAU, UNN, UNILAG, ABU have the best lecturers in any field

Most Lecturers in the second grade Universities are PhD students in these First generation Universities. it is not unusual to see Mr John lecturing a 300 level class of 1000 students when he is still battling his PhD.

When you go to UI science Dept and you see 4 Professors taking just one course, You can only get the best from them.

Tell me, Is it a coincidence that UI students came tops in the last Talents competition?

I am from OAU, but I realise that these first generation schools have the best OUTPUT in the society even in the corporate world.

For me unijos still remain the best, not only in terms of academics but also in terms of in all aspect. Many students from these so called 1st generation unis. cannot even speak good english, or relect socially, they are the true defination of what we call educated illitrate, but a jossite will always represent anywhere anytime. Greatest Jossites!!!
Example See the English written by a University student who says his school is top notch
Education › Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by dayokanu(m): 3:49pm On Feb 24, 2010
Thanks.
I was Valedictorian in KG too, seriously. We're two of a kind.
For real, Never knew we have something in common.

Lemme think,
I used to roll tyres on the street barechested as a child, Did you also?

I used to steal meat from my mom pot as kid, Did you also?

I used to have a mad crush on some girls in my Primary 3 class, Did you also?

I used to lust after my Primary 4 class teacher, Miss Mireku(Ghanaian) Did you also have a crush on your teachers?

I used to tap current from babes in Molue buses and I prefer standing for maximum effect, Did you do same too?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 3:34pm On Feb 24, 2010
That na our favourite market.


The last ime we were there we jammed awoof 4-1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 3:33pm On Feb 24, 2010
Just siddon there 5 seasons trophyless has become more of a norm than a surprise
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 3:20pm On Feb 24, 2010
Not as lightbrained as some people will be in florence
Astute observers would know Italy is Bayerns second home we romped in Turin and in Milan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 3:01pm On Feb 24, 2010
Why wont Arsenal players be lightweight when the manager is lightbrained?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 10:07pm On Feb 23, 2010
If i'm not mistaken 1 EPL goal is equal to about 4.5 bundes and Luxemberg league goals. I'd rather watch the 2nd division portuguese league than watch . . . ,you know what.
If its according to you then there would be no problem cos we all know

Half a decade of trophylessness = Success for edoyad
Christianity Etc › Re: Abortion: Same As Murder? by dayokanu(m): 10:04pm On Feb 23, 2010
despoil aside, if it took two to make the baby then why should one assume the sole position of power to terminate?
One carries it in her body. A man with 7 pregnant wives can play NFL but a woman cant. So its different.

The woman carries the burden and feels the pain so she should deccide what she wants to carry and what not.

If a man wants the baby so badly he can get a test tube
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by dayokanu(m): 9:58pm On Feb 23, 2010
wetin the guy chop? Ibra scores? It might snow in Katsina tonight
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:57pm On Feb 23, 2010
How e take happen? Yeepa Ibra scores his first CL knockout goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 9:55pm On Feb 23, 2010
And how many of those Muller goals are Bunshitzliga goals ? When you find out tell us what one EP goal is equal to in Germany in UEFA's computer.
Maybe you can tell us and display your ignorance once more.

Fact is Muller has more scorer points than all Arsenals strikers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:53pm On Feb 23, 2010
48' Ibrahimovic is dispossessed on the edge of the box, he looks really off the pace this evening.
http://eurosport.yahoo.com/football/champions-league/2009-2010/vfb-stuttgart-fc-barcelona-342073.html

Dont you get it? Its the CL knockout stage and not made for Zlatan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:45pm On Feb 23, 2010
Watch for the offside calls you would surely see Ibraca dabra
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:37pm On Feb 23, 2010
And the GAYYners have remained trophyless for half a decade.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs West Ham [3 - 0] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:28pm On Feb 23, 2010
FYI, Almighty Barca is presently being ra.ped by Stuttgart at the moment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by dayokanu(m): 9:27pm On Feb 23, 2010
Is this the same Barca? I mean the almighty Barca being taken apart by the 9th placed team in the Bundesliga
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:26pm On Feb 23, 2010
Is this Barca I am seeing? The almighty Barca vs Stuttgart 9th in Bundesliga shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 9:24pm On Feb 23, 2010
on the same day, we played 2 players 20 and under and we have played this season with Traore/Theo/Ramsey in the line up, 4 actually when we brought on Vela.
i thought 2 was less than 3 and Moreover I didnt see where Ramsey played 90 minutes.

BTW Bayern never screams about their youths the way y'all do.

Muller at 20 has 13 goals in all competition. Tell me any of Arsenals youths who have achieved this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by dayokanu(m): 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2010
Stuttgart scores!!!!!!!!! Cacau
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 9:00pm On Feb 23, 2010
Keep laughing you hia
If not for bad finishing, we shoulda been 3 goals up during the opening 30 minutes at the San Siro last week .
And from what I witnessed during the match vs Everton, I see Milan having tonnes of opportunities to score
If not for bad finishing, Ghana might have won Brazil and won the world cup

If not for down syndrome Walcott could have been Messi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 8:21pm On Feb 23, 2010
Milan is also capable of scoring 3 away goals. They've got the firepower.
I won't write off milan just yet
This is actually laughable. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 8:16pm On Feb 23, 2010
They are cheap sluts.

P.S. U can add John Carew to the list as well.
The nucca scored countless goals against Arsenal when he was a striker in Valencia.
Ah ah Adebollocks is this true. na everyone una dey do. Come see Sharon o. he is even asking me to include RvNistelrooy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2010
Are they having a bonanza at Emirates? screw one get 2 free rounds?

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