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Romance › Re: Ladies Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Men! by dayokanu(m): 7:17pm On Mar 05, 2010
this sagamu and his threads.

i get am!
You dey mind am? See him head as he be like the junction of Sagamu to Benin -Ore expressway.

I would rather have a girl with the face prototype God used in creating his angels, double D attack pointing to me like the nozzle of Somali pirate's sub-machine guns, bumper like if it was removed from a written-off V-Boot and attached to her backside and hips shooting from left to right and curved like the M25 motorway encircling London, with average intelligence (not that sharp but not an airhead, does not immense herself in stuupid tabloid/celebrity magazines), that has only a bachelors/HND/OND degree, and prefers to be a housewife.
If this is what you want these kain gurls plenty for clubs. this is a Friday evening hit the clubs I am sure you would have your choice in abundance

THAN

A girl with average looks, with BSc from Oxford, Masters from Harvard and Phd from Cambridge, that works as a Director for a UN department, who is capable of solving the Isreal-Palestine debacle.

Sho get ti e nisin?
Give me this and I would thank you. I dont want my kids taking after my wife in intelligence if she happens to be from the former category of limited intelligence.

She doesnt have to be a stunner but averagely good looks and shape is ok but the intelligence would be key. I dont want my wife being the butt of jokes or thinking Russia is in the backyard of Alaska
Romance › Re: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by dayokanu(m): 6:25pm On Mar 05, 2010
being straight forward doesn't work. girls love lies and lies is what they will continue to get until the end of the world. u tell a girl the truth and they will drop u like hot potatoes
I agree with this opinion. Absolutely

Check it ,

Mr A tells a girl you are working $6/hr and work 20hrs a week. Cant pay rent and stay with your momma (Which is the truth)

But Mr B tells her he works for Exxon, Drive a Range and own a home (All these borrowpose and LIES)

We know who the liar is but who would win the girl?
Romance › Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 5} by dayokanu(m): 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2010
@dayo, dancing is a good form of exercise too. I dance on the weekends in my house instead of going to the gym. It's enjoyable and a fun way to keep fit.
You dance after workout during the week which is different.

If Dance is workout, How come Iya Basira is still overweight with those oversized bums
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 6:18pm On Mar 05, 2010
Pierce is a failure at coaching . . . that's no news. All he does is pick the latest teenage sensation at the top 4 clubs then tell them to "show your skills and do us proud".
Sounds like Amodu Shuaibu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 6:12pm On Mar 05, 2010
Theo shld be sold, he has no future at Arsenal. Get Mesut Ozil to play on the right for us Arsene!
Thief!!!! See your mouth like Mesut Ozil. So you sef like better thing?

What happened to the Landsbury, Wheelchair(Wilshere), Vela and those cripples you are parading around

Folly, why the laughter now? stranger things have happened and I wanted to let DK vent his anger on the English establishment again. I hate those guys at the FA. Imagine Pierce playing 3 holding MF players while at home and then leaving Wilshere, Cleverley and Carroll isolated upfront
Stranger what? England win World cup? When I become UK prime Minister.

Have you checked my signature recently.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by dayokanu(m): 5:55pm On Mar 05, 2010
TBH

Tell me about the goal keeping situation the entire defence line given we have about 3 months to the WC

JT is off form same with Rio. Gerrard also to a large extent

RB? LB? Striker? So what do they have

The only thing impressive about England is Wayne Rooney and Cappelo. Dispute this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 5:52pm On Mar 05, 2010
You think Van Gaal doesnt laugh?

Check this. He did more than laugh here

Romance › Re: Ladies Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Men! by dayokanu(m): 5:50pm On Mar 05, 2010
Interprete these parameters you set for male to fit in the female xteristics so we can have a better idea of what you mean
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 4:46pm On Mar 05, 2010
When offdays are more than ondays then I guess thats a big problem.

Pius Ikedia too has his on days I guess
Romance › Re: Ladies Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Men! by dayokanu(m): 4:44pm On Mar 05, 2010
Beauty and Shape comes above intelligence and way above working and education for me as long as the minimum is as good as the ones I set for men on this thread.
You would prefer a beautiful woman who is of below average intelligence, High school graduate and works at Walmart as long as she is beautiful and shapely?.

Do you want this for a gf or one night stand cos I doubt if you would want this for a wife
Romance › Re: Ladies Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Men! by dayokanu(m): 3:52pm On Mar 05, 2010
Sagamite,

I think height is a cultural thing. In Nigeria people scorn at tall people calling them names but in the US ppl cant get enough of it.

Hardly a day passes without someone paying a compliment on how tall you are and the men wishing they were taller.

Girls here take it for granted that the guy should be tall

Like if you ask a guy to choose his preference in a girl

and you list,
1) Education
2)Intelligence
3) Homely
4) Independent/Working
5) Shape
6) Beauty

As important as men place beauty and shape I bet it wont be top in most guys choice of a wife which is comparable to your list.

Some things are desired but some cant just be compromised.

for me Intelligence, Homely, Working, Educated would all come ahead of beauty and shape(If you know how much I dig a girls looks)
Romance › Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 5} by dayokanu(m): 3:46pm On Mar 05, 2010
Naija girls and work out? The only workout is dancing DBanj and Ayefele
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 3:43pm On Mar 05, 2010
Chamo Dont even try me, I did my IT at babalawos place
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.s. Wages Food War Against Somalia by dayokanu(m): 3:30pm On Mar 05, 2010
^^ Abi? Is the US the only country with food? Why not China or Russia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 3:28pm On Mar 05, 2010
May

Esu laalu Ogiri oko.
Ogun lakaaye osinmole
Aje apanimahagun olokiki oru, Osalansolo, Osolonsala ti won we ninu omi salosalo Impregnate you with brimstones

Beat that!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Did Wayne Bridge Did The Right Thing? by dayokanu(m): 3:27pm On Mar 05, 2010
Was Bridge ever going to play for the NT with or without GF saga?

His only chance was to be Terry's buddy and make JT happy during the tourney
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 3:16pm On Mar 05, 2010
Who else is out for the season?

When would it be Faggotsons turn to be out for the season for tooth decay?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 3:10pm On Mar 05, 2010
The same Theo that went to the Euro U21 when he was supposed to be the most experienced player and he ended up being the worst amongst his age mates.

I can easily name 30 younsters in Europe under 21 who are way better than Theo Wan.kott.

Pius Ikedia wanabbe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your Preferred Epl Fourth Place Finisher by dayokanu(m): 3:06pm On Mar 05, 2010
The way Liverpool was humiliated this season in CL, The way Aston Villa was ra.ped in Europe this season

Thats the way the 4th placed team would be next season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Terry Lucky To Be Alive – Tevez by dayokanu(m): 3:05pm On Mar 05, 2010
A look at Tevez would tell you the kind of retarded being he is.

Was it not in South America Ronaldo was carrying transvetites all over? or dont we know the perverse ways of South American players like Robinho, Adriano, Dinho or even Maradona?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 3:00pm On Mar 05, 2010
The last time England won a trophy I bet Edoyad was -20yrs old, Arsene Wengay was in high school and Obama was in diapers.

If Aaron Ramsey was learning to speak in 1996 that must mean that must mean Arsene bought a retard cos a 5yr old kid is already in primary school
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by dayokanu(m): 12:03am On Mar 05, 2010
Spain has a higher chance of winning than England does. Same with Holland

England Portugal, USA, Nigeria, Serbia, Australia, Japan and Paraguay are equal on chances of winning
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chile Earthquake May Have Shortened Days On Earth by dayokanu(m): 9:34pm On Mar 04, 2010
They must monetize the number of days they have stolen from my years.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.s. Wages Food War Against Somalia by dayokanu(m): 9:33pm On Mar 04, 2010
I really tire.

US helps Somalia, It has a hidden agenda, Helps Tsunami victims in Asia- Hidden agenda, even Haiti Hidden agenda

Someone is feeding you when hunger looms and you are talking about hidden agenda
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by dayokanu(m): 8:43pm On Mar 04, 2010
What is different about the world cup, torny is torny and any football analyst will tell you pedigree counts for nothing in footie
it's how you turn up 2 the occasion that matters, if pedigree is anything to go by then brazil should ve won the 98 WC not france

and pls don't come back with the "they were the host nation bullshit"
How come the same teams keep winning the World cup or CL?

The last time a new club won the CL for the first time was in 1997 13 years ago.

World cup? Aside France in 1998 the last time a country won it for the first time was in 1978

The likely winner will come from one of these teams Argentina, Brazil, Germany & Italy.
They all have one thing spain don't have 'WorldCup Pedigree'.
Thot you were screaming about England
Romance › Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 5} by dayokanu(m): 8:10pm On Mar 04, 2010
Nooo

I would be there soon
Romance › Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 5} by dayokanu(m): 8:03pm On Mar 04, 2010
^^ Cos she deserves it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 7:42pm On Mar 04, 2010
Some teams are designed for tournaments while others thrive in meaningless friendlies and qualifiers.

Any football pundit should know where Germany belongs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 7:35pm On Mar 04, 2010
Stop chatting rubbish. . . Beckham has achieved everything in his career. . . he only faded out due to old age.

Woodgate was the best English defender (potentially), but he only plays 10-15 games a season cos of injury. . . and still, when he does play, he always plays brilliantly.

Owen achieved everything also, and was only hampered by injuries. He was EPOTY and a proven international. He is only shot now because he has lost his pace due to injuries.

Theo hasnt achieved anything. He still has all his pace. His deficiency is a technical one, not a physical one. As Gallas said, Theo simply refused to learn. Lets hope Theo will not be the new Jesper Gronkjaer
Ibime,
You get time o Why don't you just enjoy the fun. Imagine people comparing Walcott to Beckham Runner up to WPOTY, Owen who lit up a world cup and was Ballon D'or

Soon we would start comparing to Gazza, Pelle, Cryuff or Matthaus
Culture › Re: Are You Proud Of Your Tribal Mark? by dayokanu(m): 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2010
Krayola made a valid point. What is the difference between tribal marks on a child and male circumcision on a child.

Are both barbaric?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 6:49pm On Mar 04, 2010
But on a night which saw England struggle to get going against a skilful and confident Egypt side, the Arsenal star not only fluffed his lines - he found himself upstaged by his rival for a right-wing berth - Shaun Wright-Phillips.

The ease in which the Manchester City winger marauded through the Egyptian defence in the second half, picking up a goal and assist along the way, only served to underline Walcott’s ineptness at this level.

Fabio Capello can ill afford to take David Beckham, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Theo Walcott and the injured but highly-rated Aaron Lennon all to the World Cup with him.

He is likely to pick two – or at a push - three – out of those four.

Beckham, for his dead ball threat will go. Wright-Phillips will surely be high up on Capello’s list following tonight’s display and should Lennon recover and get some playing time under his belt by May, he possesses the guile and craft that means he cannot be ruled out.

But on current form, Walcott has done little to warrant even being in Capello’s thoughts before he names his group of 22 players on June 1.

Indeed he was fortunate to start today’s match, after a series of below par performances from Arsenal this season after he returned from injury.

Capello gave him a chance – and he blew it.
http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2010/03/03/1816736/england-comment-goodbye-theo-shaun-wright-phillips-shows-why
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.s. Wages Food War Against Somalia by dayokanu(m): 6:47pm On Mar 04, 2010
@tayo
This is a matter of discreditation, I am only drawing people's attention to the contributing factors to the crisis in somalia. One thing you have to understand about some western nations is that they give with one hand and collect through the other. They are simply after their own personal interest.
Someone is feeding you and you still claim they have personal interest. This is the height of it.

Let them withdraw their food aid and see what matters more "Personal Interest" or Starvation

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