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Keshi to replace Benitez

Torres to Babanawa FC

Under 10mins dem don pull down dem pants

I am here already.

And I already asked what was she cheated of exactly? Or how can you be cheated of someone elses belonging

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REMOVE IDEYE OR EMENIKE FOR A DEFENSIVE PLAYER

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debosky: Nor worry - we will release his album when we eliminate Bayern munschit.

Debo, The wager abi how many times I wan remind you say we don reach February?

I'm sure he would keep quiet about the wager again

Rhino.5dm:
Bigoted ediots hurriedly posting on anything Lagos. Why can't these ediots concentrate on their region? we have a governor that went AWOL for almost a year now, yet the maggots are here chatting nonsense.

Bros you funny oo.

Wetin you wan make dem dey talk about there?

Erosion, red barren soil, kidnapping, drug trafficking, murder

advocate666: Please people note that not everybody that says "i'm igbo" is really an igbo person. Even Alj Harem and Dayokanu sometime claim to be igbos. By their acts and utterances, you shall know them. If the office wants respect from the people, the office must first respect the people.

Moroon where have I ever claimed to be Ibo

debosky: ^^^^

Tell dem brudda!

Where is your wager. Its February already abi you dey run ni?

U1: No mind me jare. I just dey copy you ni.

In other news, I hope say I won't regret keeping Lambert on the bench for Fletcher at the end of the week sha.

Na you I dey play ?

You feel cheated? Cheated of what if I may ask? Cheated of his own MONEY?

Whats with all these lazy dependent girls, "I never Chop" girls all over the place?

OP have you ever bought your bf ANYTHING at all in the last 4yrs of relationship? But you expect him to be giving giving

He bought an Ipad for himself a 40k one

So you expect him to leave his own needs and be shouldering yours? If you dont have a BF maybe you would go and steal BB

I have heard girls moaning a BF doesnt give them money for weave on when the same guy has been paying part of rent, paying for her exams etc and other more IMPORTANT things in life.

If he doesnt have money would you still be with him? With your tone I doubt it

But to them when he isnt giving money for BB, recharge card he isnt doing anything.

Sometime back we saw a girl complaining her BF is using his money to rent an partment they would both stay but he isnt giving her pocket money and money for weaves.

What you should do? Live within your means and stop depending on another person

BLOODY LEECHES

We’re just a little more than halfway through the season but it already looks as if Bayern Munich are running away with the title. In fact, their 11 point lead currently (possibly stretched further depending on other results) has historically never been made up and their 51 points from the first 20 games is second only to their great start in 2005/06.

But Bayern aren’t just winning games and dominating their opponents, they’re doing it in record-setting fashion. Here are some of the records Bayern have already broken this season and the many they can realistically reach and break.

Eight wins in first eight games – No team in the Bundesliga’s near 50 year history has ever won all of their first eight matches in a season.

First five away games without a goal conceded – Similarly, no team in league history had ever gone without conceding at least one goal in their first five matches away from home.

Fastest-ever “Herbstmeisterschaft” – “Herbstmeister” or “Fall champion” denotes the league leader halfway through the season. This year, Bayern were already crowned Herbstmeister after just 14 matchdays, quicker than any other team in Bundesliga history. Point and goal-wise, Bayern also had the second best first half of the season in league history (best being Bayern in 2005/06).

Away record after first 10 games – With nine wins and one draw, Bayern have set a new record in their first ten away matches.

Best defensive record after 20 games – With just an incredible seven goals, Bayern have also set a new record for fewest goals conceded 20 games into the season.

Best Bundesliga record after 20 matches – With 51 points and a goal-difference of 44, Bayern have the best start to a season in history after the first 20 matches.

Most clean sheets in away matches in a single Bundesliga season – With 9 of their 10 away matches ending in a clean sheet, Bayern have set a new Bundesliga record.

The many other records that Bayern can realistically equal and/or break:

Most wins in Bundesliga history – The record stands at 25 set by Bayern (1972/73) and Borussia Dortmund (2011/12) Bayern already have 16 wins from their first 20 games. At this rate they should at least equal the record, if not break it.

Most points in Bundesliga history – The record currently stands at 81 set by Borussia Dortmund last season. Following their win in Mainz, Bayern are currently on 51 points and with 42 possible points left to play it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

Fewest Goals Allowed in Bundesliga history - Bayern too set this record back in the 2007/08 domestic double season by conceding just 21 goals in 34 games. Bayern have currently let in just seven and are very much on course to breaking it.

Best Goal-difference in Bundesliga history – Who set this record? Bayern of course, back in their historic 1972/73 season. They scored an incredible 94 goals that year, the goal-difference being 64 at the end. Their GD at the moment stands at 44 and considering their defensive record this is another number within their reach.

Go Undefeated Away from home – In the 1986/87 season Bayern suffered just one loss (at home to Bayer Leverkusen) but remained unbeaten on the road. So far Bayern are undefeated in 10 away games and have 7 trips on their schedule. Can they get out of difficult places like Dortmund, Leverkusen, Hannover and Gladbach without losing?

Most goals scored away in a single Bundesliga season – Werder Bremen set this record back in 2006/07 with 43 goals. Bayern are currently on 25 but are scoring 2.5 goals a game on the road. With seven away games remaining they can at least equal it.

Best Defense in Away Games in a single Bundesliga season – Bayern have conceded just a single goal in their 10 away games so far, a truly remarkable feat. Werder Bremen set the initial record in 1987/88 by conceding 10. Unless Bayern go completely off the handle this is another record they will break this season.

Most Away Wins in a single Bundesliga season – The record currently stands at 11 set by Borussia Dortmund (2010/11 and 2011/12), Werder Bremen (2003/04), Bayer Leverkusen (2010/11) and Hamburger SV (2005/06). Bayern are currently on 9 wins and need just three wins from their seven away trips to break this record.

This Mikel yarn na distraction

Lets discuss the failure of Benitez and Fernadud Torres

debosky: Aiight - we'll see what the waste product does against Bayern Munschit.

Its february already. Your bet

That shows that the ACN is a matured party. They disagreed on election and its not personal

If its the PDP now it would have been war.

We no longer need PDP styled "Do or Die" Politics of OBJ and PDP

Well done iroko well done Aketi

SW progressing and in good hands with LP and ACN

debosky: When he delivers you now want to claim him as a Bundesliga product abi? Bloody recidivists.

Podudski still remain a waste product only that he found a team shittier that him where his shyte would still be considered gold

coogar: by the margin thinner than the skin of his teeth!
it still went down to a shootout upon all his nostradamus tactics ........then he qualified for it and crashed them out in the group stage! abi - is it not the same di matteo that lost scandalously in italy by putting nando on the bench? what's so remarkable about di matteo?

90% of teams would take winning the CL by skin of the teeth.

Didnt Man Utd win in 2008 by the same skin of teeth?

Whats scandalous about losing to Italian powerhouse Juventus in Turin?

What could be worse than losing to QPR at home.

QPR has only won 2 games this season one was against Benitez Chelsea

This Mikel argument is a distraction on the real otondos in Chelsea

Benitez and torres

Striker No single shot at goal in 50minssure the midfielders hate him

Where are the twats who were hailing the RDM sack and hiring Benitez

How many more goals for Lampard to break the goal record

You better rehire DiMatteo It was the same time last season when he came and bailed you out

4llerbuntu: Na dis Kain dud me dey want.

dayokanu do u have more of the type of podolski? the dude keeps rubbishing ur beer parlour rants.

Yeah Podudski is following in the footsteps of Bundesliga import who dominated the relatively easy PL

Like Demba Ba, Berbatov Santacruz Hleb etc

Not a bad gameweek yet

Hoping for a Suarez show tomorrow

Rafa Benitez and Torres show continues

What has Torres done in the 50mins he has spent on the field?

Benitez for President Torres for Vice.

No single shot at goal by Torres for 50mins of football what a waste of flesh

I can see RDM somewhere smiling now. Roman We dey laff ooo

Roland17: I am done watching

No go kill yourself oo

59th min good chance Torres falling over like

Mata delivers againnnn

medjai: You are not doing the "lame" Chelsea midfield any favours by highlighting only one chance in 45 minutes. Chelsea has had just 1 shot on target so far

Maybe if you watched you would have noticed other chances created like the one lampard hit awfully off target

Benitez needs to take Ba off now

bleeding nose

The "lame" Chelsea midfield sets a chance for Ba in 33rd min. He gets a boot to the face for the effort

Roland17: No be the same Ribery wen dey injured i dey watch sooo?

Make Debo dey deceive himself.

Toor Muller