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Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Cheating On Me by dayokanu(m): 3:32pm On Jun 12, 2012
ronkebp: Naso...prayer indeed!!!!....so the hubby did not know that his wife was waiting at the doorhuh during the due process that was carried out, his secretary did not tell him using the intercom? he did not hear the knock on the door....due process my arse.....wink wink wink.
In your current office now, Can you husband walk in and demand to see you?

If its a one man office its different but in a corporate environment, In most cases you wont get beyond the security.

there are several confidential information lying everywhere in an office and not somewhere family members should be barging into

What next, The pepper seller would come into the office, the grandmother from village too would come for family meeting in the office
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by dayokanu(m): 2:32pm On Jun 12, 2012
Sagamite,

I know the guy you are talking about he is like 40.
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Cheating On Me by dayokanu(m): 2:24pm On Jun 12, 2012
Lexoria: Yes, if not why lock the door and keep ur spouse waiting for 30minshuhhuh??
Its called an office, and family members are not allowed to barge into any office anytime they want.

Which office do you know where your wife, mother, children can just walk in anytime they want?

In many offices I know they wife wont even be allowed to get past the security guard
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by dayokanu(m): 6:12am On Jun 12, 2012
Danka7777: I like to be modest. Click on my username and look up my profession and place of work. Only 1 out of 10,000 engineering graduate work at Lockheed Martin! That should preview my resume for you.
Is it the Lockheed at Grand Prarie close to 161?
Politics › Re: Drug Offences: 6000 Nigerians In Foreign Jails by dayokanu(m): 6:04am On Jun 12, 2012
Igbo kwezeonu

Anambra kwenu
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by dayokanu(m): 2:12am On Jun 12, 2012
^^bros how far You still dey Denton?
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by dayokanu(m): 12:01am On Jun 12, 2012
fellis: ^^^^ All?
Seriously?

Doesn't the bolded make calculations easier than reading and cramming?


Why is that?
I think the smartest ppl in life are those who grab concept really quick and make decisions while standing, but reading everyone can read jare and if you read, read cram, cram, read cram read enough it would stick someway somehow even if you are a dullard.

But you have to be sharp to get some mathematical concepts.

Why I never worked as an Engineer? In the financial sector especially , Financial Maths, modelling etc Appreciate People with core Engineering and Science background were more rewarding before the recession of 2007/2008.
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by dayokanu(m): 11:43pm On Jun 11, 2012
fstranger6: Interesting!

Funny how people's stories are so similar.

I have seen both sides and I dont think that is true. .

I wish I was this strong/brave when I was filling out my JAMB form.

Mine would have killed me.
Well Most of us grew up with middle class parents and they all have similar desires so our stories are usually similar.

You dont think Engineers are usually smarter than Doctors? Cos in naija I see a lot of bookworms just going to Medicine to do "Agberu gbeso" Cram and pour. I had the believe that the less you read and are able to pass the smarter you are.

I would never in my life open those Anatomy 1million page textbooks even if its life and death, But calculations na bread and butter. Get the concept and Shikena.

When the result came out he was overjoyed that I passed well so he just bone every he felt I would change to Elect Elect later. Moreover he complained too, called me different names like omo Alaigboran and its my life anything I make out of it is my own business bla bla bla

The funny thing is that till date I have never worked for one day as a Chemical Engineer since Graduation
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by dayokanu(m): 11:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
ronkebp: Bill Gate stll got married, whether he married early or not....the whole thing, is majority of this top, influential men still got married at a point, whether the marraige lasted or not is of no importance, they still saw marraige as a stage in life and they willingly passed through that stage.
Was it the marriage that brought him respect? Someone says you wont be a bigger boy until you marry or wont be respected in some circles

So did this affect Bill gates in any way?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 11:09pm On Jun 11, 2012
Ibime: Some guys on here are mad.

What would Carrol do 50 yards from the goal?

Carrol wey no sabi run.

A game played 40 or 50 yards from the opponents goal is a game for players with movement, not bumbling oafs like Carrol who are only effective if England play in the opponents half and swing crosses into the box all day.
Chickenshrimp is a nutter

Andy carrol ko why not Jan Koller
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EURO 2012 FANTASY LEAGUE - Sign In Here!!! by dayokanu(m): 10:55pm On Jun 11, 2012
chamotex: ^^^^ What happened to Yvonne the cow? grin grin grin
Yvonne the cow chose Portugal and after the game she has reported to abbatoir for Suya

https://news.images.itv.com/image/file/42182/article_8a1c8ddbbf5d3c8a_1339149854_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EURO 2012 FANTASY LEAGUE - Sign In Here!!! by dayokanu(m): 10:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
In tournaments go for bundesliga players

Lewandoski, Gomez, Mandzukic Defenders and Goalkeepers that kept clean sheets too are mainly from Bundesliga
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by dayokanu(m): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2012
Mine was funny.

My mom wanted me to study medicine, My Dad wanted me to study Electrical Engineering.

My choice was influenced by the desire to be far from home Lagos or Ibadan.

When i was writing UME in 1995, I wanted to Choose Petrochemical Engineering in UNIPORT and my dad was against it cos its too far away and I told him I would never go to UNILAG or UI where my parents can just walk into my room anytime they wanted.

So a compromise based on distance has to be reached I wanted far(UNIPORT or UNIBEN), My parents wanted nearby(UI or UNILAG) so we chose IFE which was midpoint.

Also choice of course. I hated medicine cos it involves blood and you working at odd hours. Also it was the Effikos and born again that were always studying Medicine and Pharmacy, The cool guys were always in Engineering And I believe even till now that Engineers are the smartest people around. So In Secondary school all the cool guys filled in Engineering and the Born-agains filled in for medicine.

To choose the particular Engineering course, my dad insisted on Electrical and Electronics, I wanted Chemical Engineering, So when my dad was at home I filled Electrical but when he went to work, I changed it to Chemical Engineering and submitted it before he came back from work.

When results came out and he saw it was Chemical I told him I changed it and That was what I wanted. We fought over it and I won at the end.

Graduated as a Chemical Engineer from ife
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by dayokanu(m): 10:20pm On Jun 11, 2012
Bill gates got married at 39 , You mean before he got married, He wasnt respected in some circle?

The former French president Sarkozy was "single" at some time while still in office you mean he wasnt respected at that point?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012 All-Action Thread by dayokanu(m): 10:08pm On Jun 11, 2012
chic2pimp: And how does that affect the price of fish in the market?

Didn't y'all think England would get well beaten by the french?....England were apparently "No Hopers" but still got a result against the much fancied French.

I've said it all along If England maintain their shape and discipline, they'll be hard to beat and will go a long way in this tournament.
So England drawing the French is some form of trophy? Let them qualify from the group first and get past the Spainards or Italian before we can have a conversation
Sports › Re: Nat. Assembly To Honour Mikel Obi - Worth It? by dayokanu(m): 9:15pm On Jun 11, 2012
LOL @ naija
Nairaland General › Re: Things Broke People Say by dayokanu(m): 7:27pm On Jun 11, 2012
Fufu merin eran hun hun

Meaning 4 fufu, meat Hun hun (Dont worry, I get toothache)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 7:18pm On Jun 11, 2012
ritchboy: Says the plank who thinks RVP was mediocre at Euro 2008. . . Dayokanu, you are a disgrace to your genus! grin grin
Says the oaf who didnt know RvP has been mediocre at all major tournaments he has featured in. You are an embarrasment to all those who watch football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012 All-Action Thread by dayokanu(m): 7:15pm On Jun 11, 2012
Among the pre tournament favourite only the Germans won their first game
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by dayokanu(m): 7:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
Mods according to Nairaland rules and regulation, Any thread with the use of vernacular should be in the culture section

So do the needful here

https://www.nairaland.com/934808/eze-ndi-igbo-nairaland-parliamentary/6
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 7:08pm On Jun 11, 2012
coogar: mourinho's team scored 2 unreplied goals in the final....they didn't
have to do back to the wall defending hoping for a penalty...jose's team
also beat barcelona 3-1 @ san siro in the semis...you must be an [color=#000000]i[/color]diot.
Jose Mourinho lost to Barca, Di matteo didn't lose to Barca huge diff.

Di Matteo won the trophy whle bayern was playing on their home turf in front of their own fans, Inter Milan didn't

Di matteo played 6 CL games won 4 drew 2 at some of the most difficult stadiums in Europe.

coogar: obdurate self-servicer!
you let yourself down on these pages spewing balderdash.
1-3 trailing in a tie away from home is recoverable...arsenal nearly
did against ac milan. they reduced a 4 goal deficit to 1. so what's there
to have a party about? when intelligence was being distributed, you were on a sick
leave!
See this trogolyte yarns opaks like its going out of fashion. Arsenal Nearly, If Schweini? what is that nonsense? Are we at Bodija pepper market or whats with all these market women and baba Ijebu stakers yarns? If they sold Pepper for me at 20Naira, I would have made more profit?

How many teams turn around a 2 goal deficit in CL knockout and progress. How often is this done. AVB gave Di Matteo a near hopeless situation and Di Matteo turned it around winning a double including the CL trophy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:07pm On Jun 11, 2012
ritchboy: Good, now that we've confirmed your plankness, can you keep quiet?
Empty as usual getting schooled on how many fronts today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 5:08pm On Jun 11, 2012
coogar: no, he did not....a manager turning his nose off the premier league
should have walked the champions league without needing to play 10-0-0
to win it. yet, di matteo needed some back to the wall defending to win it.
in spite of his concentration on only one competition, he was a whisker away from
losing it.....that to me isn't calculation.
When Mourinho won with Inter Milan what formation did he play? That was Di matteos method of winning and as at last check its a legal means.

Let UEFA take it away from Chelsea cos they playd 79-0-0 tactics

coogar: how so?
mourinho hates living on someone else's achievements.
i am sure he would have dedicated the victory to villas-boas who
allowed them to get there in the first place....the competition
was joint-won. for [color=#000000]f[/color]uck's sake....city and man utd crashed out
of europe, villas-boas qualified and you want us to rubbish his achievement?
you're a saphead!he qualified from his group in europe....that is not a foundation?
have you traded your intelligence for a plate of pot-noodles.
You bumbling oaf, AvB left a team trailing 1-3 in the tie, I ask how many coaches have been able to turn around a 2 goal deficit in the CL knockout stages. The skull content should be used by the missus as mentrual pads cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 5:03pm On Jun 11, 2012
ritchboy: I'm saying he played well at those competitions, even managing 3 goals in 7 or 8 games from the wing/deeper role when Nistelrooy was the main striker.

Are you saying he played badly? Answer quick so we can confirm you are a plank.
I am saying he was mediocre as usual. the excuse was that he played deep? So lame, When he led the lines in 2010 what did he do? Score 1 goal in 7 games?
Nairaland General › Re: Things Broke People Say by dayokanu(m): 4:56pm On Jun 11, 2012
dayokanu: They turn to preachers

Best verses are Mark 8:36 - What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul

Matthew 19:24 - Its easier for a camel to enter a needle eye than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

1 timothy 6:10 - The love of money if the root of all evil

Proverbs 22: 1 A good name is better than silver or gold.

Matthew 19:21 Jesus said sell all your belongings and follow me

Matthew 6:19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth

You shall not oppress your neighbor, Leviticus 19:13)
Nairaland General › Re: Things Broke People Say by dayokanu(m): 4:53pm On Jun 11, 2012
Ponmo is nutritous

Trekking from Ketu to lekki is good exercise,

All those rich people are usually not sharp.

That rich man called Dangote used to copy my books in school.

I chose not to be as rich as Bill gates because I prefer this low profile life.

I dont like all these paparazi following rich men

How can they sell this small car (porsche panamera) for 30m?

Ferraris are not good on Nigerian road thats why I prefer my Honda Allah
Nairaland General › Re: Things Broke People Say by dayokanu(m): 4:45pm On Jun 11, 2012
They turn to preachers

Best verses are Mark 8:36 - What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul

Matthew 19:24 - Its easier for a camel to enter a needle eye than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

1 timothy 6:10 - The love of money if the root of all evil

Proverbs 22: 1 A good name is better than silver or gold.

Matthew 19:21 Jesus said sell all your belongings and follow me

Matthew 6:19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth

You shall not oppress your neighbor, Leviticus 19:13)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:28pm On Jun 11, 2012
coogar: you're very s[color=#000000]t[/color]upid....
had schweini converted his kick, chelsea would have missed
playing in the champions league....turned off from the league
my white butt-cheek!

roberto di matteo roofed the building villas-boas started from foundation.
if villas-boas didn't qualify from his group in the champs league, what
would di matteo have won? if villas-boas didn't win the early rounds of the
fa cup, what would di matteo have won?

dayokanu...you are by far the most [color=#000000]r[/color]etarded twit on these pages!
If Schweini converted his kick, If Messi converted his kick, If benfica scored one of their chances, If Cole didnt have numerous blocks, If Drogba didnt beat Boateng to the header.

We can continue the game of ifs, If my grandma had balls she would have been my granddad. cheesy

The fact was Di matteo calculated on what he needed to do and he did it and wonthe holy grail.

If it was Mourinho or hindick that took over chelsea in March and achieved what Di matteo did, He would have been named the best ever since.

Hindick thats reverred by all Chelsea fans what did he do better than Di matteo after taking over from Scolari. RdM won the freeaking CL!!!! Some coaches havent won it in their lifetime.

What foundation did AvB give to RdM? A draw vs Birmingham in FA cup? which Di matteo went on to win. a 3-1 trailing vs Napoli? which Di Matteo turned around? How many teams in the CL recent history have turned a 2 goal deficit to win the game?

What was the lineup Chelsea used for the last 3 games of the league you trogolyte.

Di matteo never lost a game in the CL. Despite playing giants like Barca, bayern, Benfica and Napoli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:07pm On Jun 11, 2012
coogar: lemme bust your bubble!

https://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/RDMAVB100512.jpg
What a mor0nic stats. When it was obvious RdM turned off the from the league with like 3 matches to go and concentrated on cup competitions and was playing reserve players

BTW RdM won 2 cups in 3 months, How many did AVB win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:57pm On Jun 11, 2012
debosky: The title wasteman has been eternally reserved for Arjen Robben - he wasted dozens more (and better) chances than Torres did. In fact, the urban dictionary is going to use his ugly balding mug beside the definition of wasteman. cheesy
Now lets get to picking them one by one and not make random statements

How many chances did Robben miss when he was facing the keeper and how many did Torres miss.

Now lets start counting the dozen

75 min Torres! Oh, he's messed it up! Busquets wins the ball from Giovinco and slides it through for Torres. And Torres is clean through! It's practically his first touch, and Buffon has charged out of his goal to meet him! Torres tries to take the ball outside Buffon on his right, Buffon reads his intentions and block tackles him, and the ball dribbles out for a throw! Oh no, Fernando. Oh, no. Somewhere in an apartment in Lisbon, Andre Villas Boas is gesticulating at his television, shouting: "Didn't I warn you?" cheesy grin

83 min Torres! Oh, Torres! cheesy cheesy grin

85 min TORRES ALMOST BURIES A SUBLIME CHIP OVER BUFFON! It's just not happening for Torres, is it? A minute earlier, he got a yellow card for raising the arm against De Rossi as they both jumped for a lofted ball. The next moment, he's in the clear again, decides to skip outside the challenge of De Rossi and tries to dink it over Buffon's outstretched arm. There are people on their feet in the office... but the ball skims the roof of the net with Buffon stranded. Navas was on his outside as well, begging for the ball.

90+3 min Torres tries to play it through for Iniesta, only for De Rossi to intercept. [size=18pt]If I were marking Torres on his performance tonight, I'd give him a five. Out of 100.[/size]

[img]http://2.bp..com/_ETcEZUASheo/S7bkZewgmZI/AAAAAAAABBY/Uw9Nvc4UQAU/s1600/the-laugh-echo-in-practice.jpg[/img]



WITHIN 10 mins of play Torres wasted how many chances?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 3:37pm On Jun 11, 2012
dare2think: When a single goal was needed in the second half of CHAMPIONS league match with Ac milan this year, where was he?
Another one on one, vs Keeper, Inside the box. Yet he does what he knows to do best grin cheesy grin

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02160/rvpget_2160700a.jpg What a miss: Robin van Persie (left) cannot believe he has failed to score

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger refused to blame his captain Robin van Persie for spurning a glorious chance to equalise against AC Milan in their gripping Champions League second leg tie.

It could have been 4-4 as Van Persie looked favourite to score with only the goalkeeper to beat just six yards from goal. Christian Abbiati flew off his line and Van Persie, instead of looking for the corner, tried to dink the ball over the keeper
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2012
coogar: the best chance on the night was missed by huntelaar(a bundesliga representative)!
i am sure van persie would have scored that!
cocksure.
I thought your argument was that they didnt feed van Persie with the ball, How did he now get 3 clear chances in the box and missed all? Robben gave him one, Sneijder gave him another. You are sure Van Persie would have scored when he was kicking the air and shooting off target at every chance he gets.

The coach had to come out and defend him for bringing shame to the nation

Huntelaar at least got a save out of the keeper, Not the van useless who couldnt shoot on target or was "LA-GO-ing" inside the box?

What the fuuuck How can a so called elite striker be going that everytime . Na curse abi he get eyesight issues thinking the grass na ball??

[img]http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1339262132322.gif[/img]

https://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt51/robdogj/football/vanPersiemissBolton.gif

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