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Opioromango:
So i can die from there~!?

Laff wan kee me....
Exactly my thoughts, the guy wan make u die on top woman

NwaAmaikpe:




You are not okay.
Not one bit if your cum is little.
Your impaired and retrograded ejaculation is because you've wasted all the sperm God gave you and now there is none left to shoot out.

I'd advice you to go for a hormonal essay or better still check your blood sugar for diabetes.

Considering you'd be getting married soon, I'd also advice you become acquainted with a Motherless Home so you won't have difficulties adopting a baby from them because you may have difficulties having yours.

But if your cum is plenty, there's nothing to worry about.
You are just suffering from sufferhead.

. Hilarious

chrisagyei:
She is a diplomat,she hardly issue warning, it's GUTA who petitioned her and warned her of retaliation if the issues is not resolved cos when they started their aluta which is in the Ghanaian constitution legally that no foreigner is suppose to start any business in Ghana except when you have a capital of 1 million dollars, it was this same government who calmed them down because you people were like close friends of ours and so they are not even calling for you people to open your borders.They are now justifying why they did and should do what they did nationwide and retaliate by closing the Ghanaian borders because you have shown bad faith.That's why your ambassador is reasoning with the minister's call to forward it because it can be ugly.She doesn't want to retaliate quickly but wants to know if our trucks should return back so the trade war begins.

To be fair, the combination of Ghana, Togo, Benin cannot win a trade war against Nigeria....

IPhone X, 50k monthly, giving her your car to cruise, eating coldstone, tantalizer, etc.....

Ladies, pls send this op a pm...he needs it

Moderator vs Moderator......

Not something we get to see everyday

Kaycee54321:
E no hard

Picture your woman moaning to the sound of a dick pounding her vigorously from behind while squeezing her boobs gently

Ya dick go shrink and you go respect yourself.

You are evil.

Do Nigerians dislike Ghenot rohr

Zhuhilat:
How Do I Deal With This Level Of Disrespect From My Husband

for some reason i am beginning to look outside and crave attention, love and respect from someone else.

This answers it all, stop trying to make yourself like the Angel.....if I were ur husband, I'll do worse.

Lol, women think finding a shoulder to cry on will solve their problems , U never see something....u just start...continue ehn.... And u think he won't find many girls to give him peace outside??

He's only Pained it might affect his tithe, if only he had his way, he would increase tithe from 10% to 15%

sassy92:
Dear All,
It's been a while and I missed you all!!
Let me first start by saying that I apologise for all the negativity my actions caused on the thread last week. I'm deeply sorry.

Now this is a woman with brains....attack the issue not the personality.
These are the kind of attributes expected from a 21st century thinking person...greater heights sis,

alBHAGDADI:
Mugu, what were the things included in the ALL he paid? You can't mention them, yet you have the boldness to exclude money from the ALL.

Your mumu never do.

Your head is paining u, oya come and list all the things he paid and if u don't mention money as one of them, sanpono will befall your household

Thisis2raw:
Malachi 3:10 (KJV)
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house
That a clear direction, bring it to my house. Not to give to a begger at the road.
Tho the act of giving to the poor can't be overemphasized, that why Jesus said give and it shall be given upon to

This clearly said meat not money

LordReed:
I didn't know paying tithe was equal to pooing. Good thing to know.

BTW Jesus who is God doesn't pay tithe but he prays? LMAO!

Chai!! Uppercut, he will never respond to this post,

naijadrivablog:
Giving to the needy isn't tithing

Very correct, same as giving money to pastors...

Tithing is eating food...

So ...

Are u not mad, if u forget the needy and give your money to pot bellied pastors....well u are selfish and think only about yourself, the only reason u pay tithe is to be blessed in return, damn hypocrites

alBHAGDADI:
Leave them for God to judge.

Leave the government who loot public funds for god to judge, they are our authority and Bible has commanded us to respect our authority.

Leave boko haram and terrorist for god to judge, Jesus said, if they strike us by the left, turn the right cheek for them....

Criminals like murderers, rapists, arm robbers should be left for god to judge, if a rapists rapes your little daughter, please leave him for god to judge....you must pray for them to change..

alBHAGDADI:
When Abraham paid tithe in Genesis, was it from agricultural produce? No. He paid a tithe of all he got. All means all, and all is all what all means.

And in all he paid according to the story, money was not involved.... Stop scamming people

From all the Bible verses quoted, one thing is 100% confirmed, tithe was never money but food

hisgrace090:
Only if your mum wasn't too serious with the type of burial she wanted.

This made me to remember the high life music legent Oliver De qoque whom her mum warns to bury her once she died but he refused the instruction and put her mums remain in the mutuary against her will because of his statue in the society and he died before his mum burial.

May their soul rest in peace.

So what's the moral of the story, the ghost of the mother killed him?

Lamanii22:
It can't affect me.. I am a new creation... And at the name of Jesus every knee must bow... So better don't disturb the sango don't let it fall your hand... Oponu! You will just be typing rubbish.. You won't think before you type, all cause you are frustrated.. WO I have your time today... What has sango got to do with the topic... You will be forming sarcasm on NL but in real life you're a chicken...

SenecaTheYonger:
There's 21 days rain? I thought it's only 7 days rain we have.

Nothing like that, 21 days 7 days village myths ....if it rains, it rains... U guys should continue ur discussions in the village market square

Lamanii22:
Abortion is still not the best option... You too get out from here.. Make your point and leave, must you be sarcastic or vent your anger.... If you're frustrated or tired of life... Then move on to the next world!!!

May sango strike u wherever u are, sanpono befall u..


On a closer look, you are not bad, nice shape with chocolate skin, can I have ur contact...

Old gist, Adam and eve story is just a fairy tale....

Lamanii22:
Don't abort it oo... Give birth to the baby, and I will adopt it.. Children are gifts from God.... And you want to reject it? ... He gave the baby to you, he would surely take care of it...

This same stupid mentality is responsible for the menace in the society, over population, poverty and poor family planning ......gerrout of here

24kmagic:
I just cannot stop thanking God that I'm a man.

Why?

Because I know that I will never get blamed for any lapses in marriage.

I can't believe I can also blame my wife for getting pregnant even though I wont stop knacking.

God, this good thing that you have done for me, do it for my unborn children. Make all of them male

Craze people full this world.

Dareal90s:
And who is arguing that with u, how is that ur headache? All I knw is DAT we the Yoruba's will contest.

Who are the "we"... Your uncle?

Tell me what u benefited from obasanjo being president for 8years....l
What's my business with the tribe of who ever becomes president, if an Igbo man who can place me in a strategic position becomes president, why will I bother myself.....don't throw stones into the market place.....the Yoruba man you desperately wish to become president mat have zero impact in your life....your helper may be that Igbo man u despised

nzeobi:
Nobody is talking about development, it's all about power and elections.

So shameful, immediately after election, it's unto the next.....

Two of them come black like pot

RiyadhGoddess:
Lols hot bath for me till date.
Ladies polo top 40k per bale
Men polo top 75k per bale
Read my signature

Everybody on earth can be rich through service...
I'm looking for job, I'm waiting for job. Why don't you go to that company and offer your free services. Work for them voluntarily without payment for one month, two month, three month even six months and see if they won't move you from awaiting list to amazement list.
Good Morning FAM and Happy Weekend To You All.

God forbid bad thing, working free for 6 months....modern slavery....and why don't u give example of companies that allow u work for free.....u just badge into someone's company and start working....don't u have any meaningful thing to do with your life.

Stop giving useless advice in the name of sounding smart

Amarabae:
The underwear is not clean enough.

You would have given him a bj right?

ElasticStone:
Thanks for your observation.

However, do u know what I could eat to add mass?

Bravo bravo. . U just made her look like the mother of all idiots

AutoReportNG:
It was earlier reported today that water hyacinth has taken over the Ikorodu Water Terminal which makes it difficult to boats to navigate the waters.

We have it on good authority that the Lagos State Government through the Lagos State Waterways Authority (LASWA) has commenced clearing of the water hyacinth. Pegging of the ferry route channel commenced last week and manual clearing has already started at the Ipakodo terminal also called Ikorodu Terminal.

These are exclusive pictures obtained by AutoReportNG

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Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/10/lagos-state-govt-begins-immediate.html

The useless government should go and construct all the abandoned roads

Waste of funds, books they won't read.....books that will get eaten by rats...

It would have been more gracious to have bought oranges for the children to hawk.....hypocrite government