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Don't blame the man, the wife must have tortured him sexually and he decided to give her tutorial how to do it proper

So we now have terrorists dictating terms....



Chai!!!! There was a country

AuroraB:
That one don take him own spoil these ones' own now
I still don't get what he was up to. Feel like squeezing his neck till his nerves becomes active

That guy is a complete idiot, I feel the same towards him, useless fooool

These back passes are too much, God airpus oo

Watching this match is torture

Every black man is a Nigerian?

He deserves it

fkj950ax:
If the body wasn't discovered, the owner of the property will come around one day, complete it and be unaware of the evil beneath the property

Too much horror movies

How men could be so evil

AllenSpencer:
All this dogs are not sweet

They just big for nothing. Fat you have all over them


If you cut them into a bucket full, you wont get half bucket after boiling.

Moreover, their meat is not sweet, even when you use the whole spice.

Only doberman is sweet when you talk about classic dogs.

Nothing beats Bingo a.k.a Nkita

. Werey plenty for this Nairaland aswear

But joke apart, Buhari is an unserious person, a serious government won't wait this long to set his government running especially a second term.

All that full his head is cattle and camels...

South Africa government should be grateful to super eagles for helping them cut cost

9mobile call rate is too high

We reject South Africa as our rival, useless xenophobia country

If I no nak.ed enter streer make una call me bastard..... I wan craze this night...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigeria needs to bury this game before half time or it will be very difficult

We don't negotiate with terrorists

If we don't beat Banana Republic of xenophobia today, I'll quit watching African football

Joromi12:
This can make trolls suicidal when they get no attention

Hehehehe.

Goodbye to the savagers

holluwai:
I have a fetish for these people

and u are probably fetish....

someone said beauty with brains.

MicroMo:
My interview transcript
Arrived at the embassy in abuja around 7am.
Friendly security men and staff.
I didn't know the woman waiting to interview me will be something else.

So fast forward to the interview

Immediately she saw my passport photograph with Red background, she change am for me o
That my application will be rejected. I sha begged her, and she said if it gets rejected, that I am on my own.
Pleaded with her to let me send another set of passports after the interview, she said no. And you know abuja na, before you even see where to snap passport, you go Don Waka taya, so I decided to just go ahead with the interview

She arranged my documents herself.

She checked my originals, and gave me back. But kept my international passport.

So the interview questions were the normal stuffs

1. What's your course of study
2. Why did you choose this course
3. Of what benefit will this course be to your career
4. What do you know about germany. I told her a lot about german economy, she then said I should say something about Germany politically
5. What do you intend to do after your studies?
6 who is sponsoring your studies?
7. Have you funded?
That's all.

Guys that woman in abuja isn't friendly.
I asked other people at the embassy, and they said the passport photographs doesn't matter that since they took my biometrics, i'm good.

Na God hand I dey so. God help me.

I wish you all success, pls did u tick Abuja resident when applying.?
I live in Abuja but I did not tick Abuja resident because of fear that they don't interview student visa at Abuja

eTECTIVe:
Which one is drowned to death again.. Do Ppl drown to coma before? And from frying pan to fire.. Got drowned kwa!! He didn't get drowned, he simply drowned ..


U are even dumber dan d OP... So one can die and still b in coma too abi. To drown is to die by submersion in water... U shld b very sure of ur facts before poking ur nose where it does not belong and end up embarassing urself.
I was jus catching some fun because I'm sure it was jus an innocent mistake but urs is simply a case of crass ignorance..

Just like saying beheaded to death

Bye bye Ghana, I'll miss you, I'll miss the chance of beefing you and I'll miss the zombie keeper

This Ghana keeper opening mouth like zombie, cannot catch anything

kmcutez:
Ok, Mr know it all. With all them fake formulas.

And you are here typing with the inventions of fake formulars, what has your conspiracy theories invented....?

kmcutez:
What is your definition of space? My definition of space refers to the void that exists between “celestial bodies”. There is no space. Don’t let NASA deceive you.

They have scattered this one's head with conspiracy theories... U know nothing but conspiracy theories has made u feel like a unique person with some kind of secret knowledge.
Stop filling your head with bullshhits and start studying facts.... Msctcheew..
Celestial bodies ko, aquamarine bodies ni

Las las village people closed his case.

Kingpee2:
They shouldn’t kill him immediately,at least find out about his other culprits....

By then police wud ve arrived, he would only be arrested and may be set free at some time later.... Jingle justice is bad, but it's the only justice in a system where there's no justice

Thank you oh God of Israel for delivering South Africa our regular wife into our hands that we may know them the way Cain knew his wife