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Buzzapper:
NEVER DO THIS IN A FLIGHT!!!

If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat Neighbour's.

This older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through. (I am not very tall, and the overhead luggage compartment is something I try to avoid at all costs.
Immediately she sits down she strikes up a conversation. She was very pleasant and well spoken. So, we chatted all through the flight to Dubai.

Suddenly, when the pilot announced that we were now proceeding to begin our descent into DXB, my good friend 'developed' stomach pains. Me with my good heart, I pressed the steward's button, and the stewardess came to find out what the problem was. I told her my seat mate was not feeling well.

And this lady, she suddenly began to address me as 'my daughter'. The stewardess told me that there was nothing they could do except give her some painkillers and wait until we landed.

The pilot announced that we had a medical emergency on board and advised us all to stay calm. My new friend was crying and sweating like crazy. And she refused to let go of my hand... everyone assumed we knew each other.

So, we landed at DXB and the same gentleman who helped put up her luggage in the overhead compartment removed her luggage.

But as he removed the luggage, he advised me to distance myself from this lady and make it clear to the cabin crew that we were NOT travelling together. He was a godsend!

So indeed, the cabin crew came and asked me if we were related, I categorically told them we had met on the plane. I didn't know her at all.
So, we began to disembark and as I said goodbye, she kept begging me to carry her handbag. I was so torn... but the gentleman looked me in the eye and emphatically shook his head. He passed me a note telling me to let the cabin crew handle her.

So, I exit the aircraft and leave my 'new friend' to wait for the wheelchair and be handled by the cabin crew feeling very guilty.

As we waited for our luggage to come through, I hear this commotion. My 'new friend' was running, trying to escape the cabin crew, having gotten out of the wheelchair! She left the stewardess with her handbag and just ran towards the exit with the rest of her hand luggage!

Luckily the airport police were faster than her. They got hold of her and brought her back in handcuffs.

This lady starts calling out to me. my daughter... my daughter! how could you do this to me..... that's when I caught on. She was carrying drugs and she was trying to implicate me!

Luckily for me, the gentleman who had helped her with her luggage came forward and told the airport police that me and her had just met on the plane.

The police took my passport and asked her to reveal my full names if it was true we were travelling together. By God's grace, I had not even told her my first name! I was still asked to follow the police to a little room where I was questioned extensively.

Where did I meet her?... where did I board... where did she board. Etc... And my luggage was extensively searched and dusted for fingerprints.
They dusted all her luggage, and my fingerprints were not found anywhere on her luggage or on her handbag!

I was let go with advice never ever to touch anyone's luggage either in flight or at the airport. So, from that day, I don't care how much luggage you have, you will deal with it yourself. I will not even offer you a trolley to put your luggage on! Your luggage... your problem.... is my policy.

And if you can't reach the overhead compartment, and I am the nearest person, please call the cabin crew because all I will do is give you a blank stare and then look away!

@life in Saudi Arabia

People can be so evil, stay smart

As the saying goes, the end justify the means
They also say, na who pass know book

His aim was to make her lose weight and the aim was achieved….

But why are women wicked like this, person marry u when u are slim and after marriage, you decided to stop looking attractive, that’s a breach of contract

SisterFire:
...Dazzlingd outcome of my TB Joshua deep dark sight( in an underground protected by 1 giant sand statue enough destroy earth and many meagre sized sand statue )...

Thise forces just Abused me because I wanted to check out TB Joshua and release him perhaps it's not funny at all. They were flinging my life like rope and I had to run with 3 of the consciousness loyal to me .

Please when I regain myself I will tell u how it happened...I have never been flinged before in my life by unknown creatures if not I ran with speed of light I would have been trapped

Wow, I wanted to mention it yesterday that you should be careful of getting trapped yourself. Glad u made it out,

One thing they take serious outside the country is road signs

rickpat:
congrats...you just become citizens of hell(Nigeria)...hold your original country passport well o..cus you will be needing it soon... Lol

Where u call hell is harvest to some.

This is about business and gains, they are now Nigerians and have the freedom to benefit from the soil, think business wise

Can this woman be buried and let’s have peace

Slap returned her to her ancestors

SisterFire:
...Wise one explain pls ,I know he is such a bad person ,but I did little searching on him because he is my friend the only pastor I didn't which death in Nigeria like I didn't plan to kill.
I remembered u are the person I argued with that he wasnt trapped and u objected .

What's it gonna be, u gonna get him out.i just finished meditation but I'm not seeing square figure but dark round void.
I will sleep now and view the dark .
Universe is playing neutral but we shud know how we abuse that

Oh goddess, how did the meditation go?

I’m impressed, go girl! Scare all people with low mentality religious infested dumbos

SisterFire:
...He has always been part of us . In pararrel worlds , You may doubt it but you may have eaten with him .universe drives me crazy honestly .
You did well telling me this dream because I argued with someone that TB Joshua isn't trapped but he said I will find out soon and this is a year .
So my friend is trapped?

Who trapped him? I don't have my powers again because I would av figured it out and release him,I am so weak !!!
Square cage is what higher souls are trapped with invented by an Indian . U did well running away nnamdi .

I will try tonight to find out who trapped him ok.

TB Joshua, a captain of his own captivity

Going to a country you don’t know,
No food, no currency, no accommodation.

What else will they constitute other than trouble and public destitutes

There’s no debate about it, Nigeria music remains the best in Africa

zaki2:
Obi goofed with that video, but Tinubu supporters have said worst things here and other forums. Check their Young Yoruba Progressive Forums and see the amount of hate these guys churns out on a daily against Igbos. The steaming hate can cook a meal in minutes.
These hate is anchored on just one thing, Tinubu's presidency. They started the tribal card, now see what that foul mouth FFK is saying.
Yoruba hate Igbos, no doubt about it. Why not just stand your ground and support these Igbos to leave Nigeria?

Yoruba hate igbos? You are just delusional, you need to leave your village and visit places and interact offline.
Yorubas and igbos offline are doing business together and marrying each other.
Or the Yorubas supporting Peter obi are goats abi? Because I know of a whole lot of Yoruba people supporting Peter obi

PraizHim:
OP the bunkum you posted up there does not prove the origin of the post.

APC is disaster. The most Evil demonic party in Africa.

So somebody reading a random message from his phone and claiming it was from someone proves it all.
When I watched that video, I knew it was fake.. no sensible politician will ever send that kind of whatzap message to anybody

Is she hoping to reincarnate in 2085

hardon1:
Praying for Victory in war has nothing to do with weaponry. Even america with the most sophisticated weapons still pray for Victory before they embark on missions, even if the nation they are going against is a minor

It's just like asking someone why he has to pray before drinking ordinary garri, just because drinking ordinary Garri alone is not a healthy food. That you only pray when you want to eat friend rice and chicken garnished with vegetables

The act of praying before embarking on war is likened to the act of praying before eating. You pray and thank God not necessarily because the food is healthy. But because you have food to eat

You be mumu,

That’s how Nigerian athletes pray before Olympic and still carry last.
Pray before eating so what will happen?

Prayer doesn’t solve anything

It only happens in Africa, majority don’t pray in working countries

Get modern weapons and technology and fight your enemies

you can’t be praying to god of Israel when Israel possess sophisticated weapons to defend themselves

How people prick dey rise sometimes shock me

Omo! a whole masquerade

HolyMan12:
This one na squirrel

forget heaven

HolyMan12:
you don fvck dwarf before?

Ikennaford:
She go get short cuntus,but her lips go Sabi polish gbola,,,

People whey well for nairaland no reach 10

Sucre6:
Oga I know, but it weird using btw as between, especially when someone is chatting with u

U will just be chatting with someone and u will hear,

Me:- babes what's up, u home now,
Girl:- yes babes, between, I want to take a quick shower, will chat you when am done,




How does this make sense

that stuff is embarrassingly funny

African slaves

Felabrity:
She is brilliant, a rare gem

Even Buhari can't speak more than 2 languages

He speaks 1 and half, Hausa and half english

This guy music career, how did it start?

What do they do for a living ?

They are not doing anything for the living

Chai

Politics is a game of interest

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Pussy ass show for Pussy asss niggarrrs and them baby girls

Bbnaija is a show of gossip, gossip is for baby girls so that’s why they love it.
And u see the pussy ass guys that join them in the conversation

jesusjnr2020:
If you're a Christian because you're born into a Christian home, it means you're not a true Christian because Christianity is not by birth but by choice.

I'm not a Christian because I was born into a Christian home, but because I choose to follow Jesus.

I was a sinner bound for hell before that despite being born into a christian home.

Were u born to a Christian home?
OR
Were you exposed to Christianity at a very young age?

One of this two is 99% correct for everybody that practices the religion they practice. So stop deceiving yourself

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Look how they made the whole thing about black..the usual victim card..why do blacks always think everyone hates or is after their life..?

Look at his offence and why he got shot(which is very wrong of not self defence)..are we also gonna skip the fact that his vehicle was linked to firearm? vehicle not registered..why the f**k was he running from the cops?you had no weapon and you took them on a pursuit?..of course he had none on him..
So we have to wait till they conclude their investigation before we jump into emotional conclusion..

Nigerian police go shoot am

My queen!