₦airaland Forum

SisterFire:
... For a righteousman/truthfulman to be pastor , is like saying Amaka la hot is a virgin,
The problem is when a wicked ritualist behave reserved people will think he is holy , where as the first strategy to deceive fools through Religion is appearing simple by day and engaging in 3somes with married women at night washing away their sins with ur veiny penis,

... Rules on how to be a perfect programmists dealer
You don't smoke by day
Do not be seen in ashawo joint by day
Do not rape women by day
Do not rape fine ass men by day
Do not put on a earring by day
Do not show ur g-string mistakenly by day
Do not wear a guy guy clothes by day
...always talk of Christ day n night even when u do blood sacrifices
Do not kill in the opening
Do not let human see decomposing carcases of ur victims ,
..do not play love with choir girls by day
..kill those who oppose u with hitmen and say is holyspirit that killed them
...Wear glasses if u look criminally by day ,
...always hold bible and anointing oil by day
...Make sure all evils in our nation are blamed on marine kingdom or satanic kingdom always
...always hate the truth ,do not let it out but cover the truth with the wisdom given to u by holyspirit

Congratulations you shall be G.O adeboye with time

A fool will look at adeboye and oyedepo and say they are god sent....easy for the gullible to fall for a man like adeboye who looks so calm, dressed so humble, speaks gently and with so much calm...and conclude he is a saint.
Then claim indabosky is led by evil spirit because he leg work on the alter and wears jeans and designer shirts.....
Adeboye is no way better than indabosky, he is only a better hypocrite
People can really be fools

Wow!

How time flies

VaselineCrew:
Can Nigeria get a president from like Harvard, Yale, MIT...

Like the best in their class, a thinker.

and someone that loves the country and it's people


Tall task I know, but we can do it.

Tinubu studied at Chicago university, worked at top american finance companies, Anderson, Deloitte.

He was an executive in Mobil before he left for politics.

Even if u bring Harvard professor here to Nigeria, that doesn't stop him from corruption

Ahasco:
Wow! This more interesting than I thought, but sad though. This is just why I don't waste my energy trying to enlighten the fools whose brains have been washed off their head. Cos the more you try the more energy you waste. So is better you leave them to their misery.

Not easy trying to enlighten fools, they will see u as a demon...even when u prove to them that yahweh is a blood thirsty demon....even using the bible to prove to them, asking them what sort of god commands people to kill babies in cold blood and yet they cant think.
Try to avoid fools at all costs, they are negative energy, they can't think....and be careful not to marry a fool, they will infect your lineage with a dull brain

simplesearch:
Devil is vulgar and gat no joy. This is a real evidence you belong to him hating on good people of God. But if you aren't a resident demon on this forum you can still repent and change before it's too late.

2 Timothy 3:1,2,3
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

So I am a devil now ? The young man that contemplated cutting of his prick is the angel.....

Well I'm not surprised, your god is blood thirsty and a psycho, so all abnormal things look heavenly to you

jesusjnr2020:
I wish you were an idiot as you think I am, you'd be a billion times better off than who you really are.

Story

One other reason africans dont progress....

Carrying weights way beyond their capacity.

Sometimes in life, u have to remain focus and lock up to get to your destination......u cant be struggling to escape drowning and be dragging other weights, u will all drown!

jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

This is really funny but on a more serious note, I had seriously contemplated doing that earlier on in my walk with God while I was still struggling with sexual lust so that I could completely focus on God and His work, but God told me it wasn't necessary.

Today God has proved His Word true that It wasn't necessary as He has helped me to overcome such cravings of the flesh.

If He did for me without my having to castrate myself, He could also do it.

God bless.

I wish you had , so u won't procreate another idiot like yourself

The god that gave him the dick in the first place is mad abi

The bible never saw this.....

But they saw a people building a tower on earth to reach heaven

matthewkotin41:
Igbeni is that how Tokyo was built? Misplaced priorities �

I once heard it takes intelligence to understand sarcasm, I never doubted it

A great achievement from Kwara state....
Geniuses will henceforth be born in kwara, innovators, record breakers and Kwara will be the new Tokyo of Africa

SisterFire:
...As you can see the giant footprints differs that's those 17ft -19ft , 32ft -35ft and 36ft -37ft I talked about ,
...fools espiacially African Atheists will claim an artist moulded that footprints , but that footprint worshipped by indians 1000years ago is the foot of Amún Shiva or Brahmani ,
We shall continue living in delusions and those who think they are mocking me for doing the right thing mocks themselves because they know nothing but delusions

What of something like this

Backward country but one eye man is the king

BeeBeeOoh:
I used to be like you till the very day I sat in the midst of elders, people with grey hairs. U no go understand

People with grey hairs that cannot solve ordinary simultaneous equations



Msctheew....africa with superstitions while your counterparts are moving forward

Terrorists have taken over Nigerian government..

No matter how much u pray to your god, u wont be saved. Ambush these bastards and kill them all

osazsky:
Kia this meat go sweat o..especially the head..oyinbo nor get sense o...if i find myself in their mist i will nerver b hungry again..easy to catch cuz they move in numbers...imagine how the laps go taste

Hehehehhehe

Shameful

inoki247:
lol just say the liberty you're talking about is peeing inside the gutter up and down and drinking pure water and throwing the nylon up nd down....

Buying Gala inside the holdup....

Indiscipline , bribery and corruption to them is liberty...

They have forgotten they are in bondage of kidnappers, nepotism, fulani heardsmen and police brutality

englishmart:
Firstly I don't trust abroad. You can never enjoy the home-based liberty you enjoy at home, abroad. By abroad, I don't mean Chad, Niger, Somalia, Sudan- North and south, etc. I mean a first world country. Though Chad, and co are considered as abroad.
I trust a known evil than an unknown good. I will rather invest the #2.5 million in my Akaraka village, Abuja.
What's your take?

U mean $5000??

Yet u can't enjoy ur change in peace, bad roads, kidnappers and generator fumes

SisterFire:
...imagine if Islam didn't enter yorubaland

Imagine africa without religion

tonye33:
ANOTHER WEIRD MEAL PREPARED BY PAPIWATER BESIDE THE WATERSIDE SIDE. SCROLL TILL THE END

#Noodle_with_frog_friedTilapia_and_periwinkle

So today I came up with a new recipe in my waterside kitchen. Here with me, I made a delicious meal using noodles with frog meat and fried Tilapia fish together with periwinkle, carrot, unripe tomatoes onions and fresh pepper.

Procedures: I steam my periwinkle with a sauce and kept it separate, I steam my frog with pepper onion, salt and maggi, kept it seperate. Boiled my indomie and filter it . Then I added my carrot unripe tomatoes onion pepper and and spices and steam frog then turn it and steam it for 2more mins.I fried my TILAPIA fish and ripe plantain. Then dish everything inside the plate. That's how I arrived at this result below. Thanks and feel free to join me

Feel free to join u and u cleared the plated

tonye33:
Lalasticlala

dalass:
The cattle police and military chiefs who employ these illiterate Fulani's to protect their cattle equip them with sophisticated weapons and frustrate any community unwilling to give up land for their personal cattle rearing business

Sabotage everywhere

It will be disastrous for a fulani man to come in 2023

Odua1stson:
People in that places now need to stand and defend themselves and their land from these terrorists, they should call opc, agbekoya and others to work with and they should start equipping themselves with guns and any other thing.

No need for peace talk, these fulani are humans with blood.....make them feel unsafe, terrorize them too, bleed them and mutilate then after death

U can treat violence with peace.....treat violence with violence...

Why run, buy your people correct weapons and fight for your land

, anyone applying to Kelley school of business?

You ask why Ronaldo never marry or why Mikel never marry or why davido is delaying marrying chioma

EasternPrince:
Oh, madam, I thought you said you were a 5 billion-year-old, 60 ft tall goddess who saw the world created?
Why do you need the the same humans you call tiny worms to save you?
I mean look at you shamelessly calling on the mods and your son born in 2019!

Do you realize you are proving to us here that you are just a mother and soon to be grandmother instead of a goddess as you keep claiming.
You've been lying for 90 pages straight!

I will suggest you take a very deep breath of fire and mighty power and spit it down on BigCowHorn.
Or is it that you are so useless and powerless all you can do is rest?
Oh, let's I forget you will be 46 this year so old age is here.

Well done madam, Happy Birthday in advance.
But can you try and live a lie free life?
The lies here are just too much, haba!!!!!!

Let's assume this sci fi scenario.


Some human scientists are carrying out a study on ants... they have done several researches and still interested in knowing more about the ants...they decided to send a volunteer who will transfer his consciousness and be born as a little ant and grow up with them and live with them....the whole memory of the human ant will be recorded and be played for humans to see...

Now the human ant will be in hibernation mode for just 1 month which is like 100 years in the ant world.

However, the volunteer will be born as an ant, live as an ant and his human memories and abilities wont be trasnfered to his ant nature to achieve a more efficient result.....
The human ant is born to families of ants, he grows up with them, eats their foods, think like ants, and even worship their great god...Lord Antus, who according to them created the entire ant hill( universe) and their entire world.....
The human ant began to grow and as it grows older, its brain began to expand and begin to reason a bit higher than the normal ants, it began to speak to them that their ant hill(earth) is just a part of a small forest (galaxy) and there are several other forests and ant hills far away...
And that there are even other 1000s species of ants (alienz) far away from them...
And it even goes ahead to them that humans are using them for experiment for over 30 billion years(30 human years)..... then they mock the ant and tell it to do magic for them, prove to them that other forests exist, other species of ants exists...

The ant even told them of a big camera pointing at then that it is being used by humans to study them....they laugh that they cant see any camera
See ehn, humans are just a part of creation, the multi verse is ageless, several beings far higher than humans exists, to some we are just a tiny little ants, some just come here to study us for fun, some come here to take resources from us....some aliens are watching us like national geo

SisterFire:
Dear tloc

Limiting factors of the gifted( ogbanjé abiku ) and reincanated higher beings

Religion : this factor broughts lots of perils and damages to the gifted,
...for example in africa it happens that the mechanisms of the supreme aspects were prayed to for help against strong diseases like cancer, measles, cholera etc centuries back and the fragments of their cries reaches supreme inventor who now dishes out special souls after many centuries to help out , those special souls are whom u call ogbanjes' this sets have clues of great INVENTions in their dreams and pastors translates it to satanic dreams,
They are those who turn water till it spins with great speed then take a little n mix with rare leaves know by them to cure cancer ...But it can't be possible since they are called demonic n even then they drop their callings to start preaching about jesus , selling tomatoes , doing prostitutions and 419s,
... though help from other diseases might come from outside Africa but the supreme inventor's aspects including nature , justice , Aæutansçu wants the cure to come from Africa or the world shall continue to suffer from cancer ,
Now you see y those with powerful gifts and little power we're disarmed by Religion ignorantly those who suppose to invent 5.0 version of solar power are pastors preaching about salvations
think of any problems on earth n I shall tell u that the solvers are moving here n there asking Jesus for a square meal, doing AGBERO in parks and selling pepper in d market


Society : society plays a great part in killing the talent of gifted ones, the typical northern communities believes one can only make it through Allah not by inventing great things like he was created to do... Baaaam ...he has started selling gworo on d streets of kafanchan and prays 10times a day for Allah to bless him,
...in IGBOLAND trying to invent something is seen as madness and a lazy man's work and d land suffers and ask god y ,
MIND YOU NOT EVERYONE WAS GIVING GIFT ,
BUT EVERYONE WHERE GIVEN TALENT ( BE OT ACADEMICAL AND NON ACADEMICAL)

...Also note that one reincanated in midst of 200million idiots can never alter anything because hunger, hopelessness and confusion from d 200million shall always be her/his constraints .
...throw golds n diamonds to them then regret it forever , n curse d day u try to sensitize fools ,
... GAME OF NUMBERS IS REAL , when 200million curses their programme masters then after 5yrs , poor people in that environment shall drive Rangerover autobiography

At the bolded, I couldn't agree less.

Not only for humans, that's how nature works even for animals, plants, micro organisms etc
Nature is not partial, it answers calls....
The giraffe wants to survive, eat and escape predators, nature gave it's long necks and swift legs....the trees want to survive, nature gave the plants their defensive mechanisms, thorns, spines, toxic chemicals....
The leopard needs to feed, it hunts with no success, cried to nature, nature answered it calls and gave it camouflage skin, swift legs, strong limbs...it tries to bite, it wished it had sharper teeth, nature answers and gave it carnivorous teeth and digestive system.

Little micro organisms too want to survive, they get into your body system and make u sick, your body begs nature for a saviour, nature sends them white blood cells to fight....

Such is nature, africa is the most backward and poverty capital of the world....the people are crying, people are weeping for cure to cancer and hiv,.....nature will answer call, may not happen in 100 years or 500 years but it will surely happen...nature will send the cure

BKayy:
All these harsh words just because I want young innocent enterprising Fulani Herdsmen to live in your region?
What happened to One Nigeria and your accommodating spirit?
I don't expect this from you. I'm ashamed on your behalf

Fulani cannot be creating empires in peoples land in the name of one Nigeria because they wont tolerate that in theirs.....they are using one Nigeria as cover to fulanise peoples lands

AnalQueenluci:
� Please mama release this guy with whatever charm you placed on him before he goes seriously mad

How can a man be this hopeless over a woman?

� Abeg. u release him so he can be normal as his fellow men cos is only a mad man that dances when no one applauds him ,�