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Davido with him tortoise head

With ur leg,u enter immigration office! You paid all required dues! You do gragra finish succeed enter kJcapturing unit! They ask you intimidating questions finish,then say make u come so so date! U burn fuel go back again go collect ur passport! Today, u dey video am say u tear ur passport'. Abeg who loose'. Naa ur money, Naa ur time, Naa u go enter jail' which one come be my own

Abeg, who get alumo bitters, I need my throat" wasted energy.....



In other news-. Eyimba ready to adopt enyeama as new goal keeper

Pervert

Woman first pour piss for him head Kuooo

NO PAIN! NO GAIN

niggi4life:
Bros, na wetin dey pain me i dey yarn, u sef fit talk ur own

kpeleee, I feel ur pain shaa""""

niggi4life:
hmmmmmmmm.. Phone call centers.... Nostalgic feelings.... Only the very Big boys dare call babes anyhow on their mobile phones. I recharge my line once in a month( All thanks to MTN for their only available card 1,500) the lady at the payfone knows all my runz, both new and old, once i don get 100naira, na 5mins of talk be that, i go come carry my nokia touch light fone for hand, set am for timer so that i won't talk more than what i have at hand.


If person say make e begin dey count the money wey im don spend on all these girls from when we begin write love letter to date..... Me personally i go don build 2 twin 5 bedroom duplex for lekki .

How much u don spend for babes self wey we noor go hear word again

skup008:
the enqiry I made from a reliable relative who is into the biz...
1. Currently,clearing the car in cotonu is around 450,000CFA which is equivalent to about 180,000naira.

2. bringing it in through the proper channel and custom duty would cost like 250k.

I can get you connected to this man. He's reliable and have been in the business for long.

Hope this answer your questions?

@Skuup008, pls how much will it cost me to clear 07/rx330 from cotonou to nigeria

brize:
Lol, and who is Uwazuruike? A fraud he is, the one people of the zoo will love to champion the cause of biafra(simply because he is compromised) a man who has been in this struggle and not even Ghana newspaper has reported about biafra, hahahahhahahaha for those of them that are about rejoicing, keep calm and know that biafrans don't know who is Uwazuruike, we only know of a man called Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, a man we are following with our life, a man who is a prince in his home town and rich and doesn't need my money for anything, a man who does not have more money than the zoo but he dares them about jamming his poor funded radio biafra owned by all people of biafra, we only know of a man who is fearless before his enemies, a man who says the truth that the zoo hates to hear, we biafrans only know of a man called Nnamdi Kanu who is formidable and within his short time of involvement in this struggle, biafra people are heard and being reported all over the world today..... We disowned Uwazuruike and there is nothing the zoo will do about it he is a poor man who is fed by Nigeria ....

eyes are on you''' .....BE WARNED.....whoever speaks against the UNITY OF ONE NIGERIA IS AGAINST THE PEACE OF OUR GREAT NATION...North,South, East and West, We are all stakeholders..BE WARNED/BE WARNED

kayo80:
Nice move. I love it when celebrities give back. Not like one Nigerian website owner that his name starts with the 19th letter of the alphabet and end with 14th letter, who doesn't like to give back.

who kill delegiwa, if I say ba, and u say Gi, naa u know oooo......... Second alphabet 5th letter ......

silverspringle:
Wow...never knew MI and Jesse Jagz are both related...nice one

sorry I needed to quote yaa!!! Una get TV for house?

@Op, please, can u tell us the precise bank?

BRO, i will give u 2.9m.... deal or no deal'''' pls reply me asap..Thanks;;;; if u are serious, pls call me for negotiation

Scanfrost:
Nigerian use now tokunbo!!!

SECONDED

PRINCENWAEZE:
why u kon dey quote me na

Oya take this

. Oriefoooor

rozayx5:
mehn tis is scary for suitors

she will have classic suitors'

PRINCENWAEZE:
Na only linda ikeji get mansion abeg make una no try post this poo again oo

Jelousy/Bad belle .... why not pray make God bless u the way he blessed her

More like demotion' it's a good thing he rejected it.. just like Saraki calling Osibanjo a mere commissioner"

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had love to have this scanner' how do I get it in Benin. Please enlighten more on how it work.

sandrajazmin:
Apart 4rm God, is her hubby aware hez d only com4ter shez got 2 get over dt trauma?

Before and aftr d treatment, he shud hv spoken sweet nd healing words 2 her, He shud hv made her undastnd sHez nt alone. dey are in it 2geda.
Is he awere dt denyyin her sex can make her masturbate,comit adultery or suicide?
If Jesus could accomodate nd live wt sinners nd xtians, who is her hubby 2 despise her knowing fully well it wasnt intentional.. Afteral shez undergone medical assistance.
He shd jst elp her get tru d whole trauma by makn love 2 Her nd nt remindin her of d incident else she'l live wt it 4eva.
#okbbyeee

'. Ur abbreviation affected ur knowledge of spelling' please work on it. #no disrespect

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16yrs ago, d woman was a slut'. I hope she has turned a new leaf'

slimtee101:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/alamieyeseigha-was-hounded-harassed-to-death-by-apc-led-fg-fayose/

If the bastard had kept his hands clean, he wouldn't have died a painful death! even in death, I wish him rot in hell'' for all the pep he sent to death via poverty, bad roads and all sorts of extortion'' sadam was hung to death, Bin laden, Ghaddafi were slaughtered'' only in 9ja, u see people wishing dead corrupt leaders RIP' SO PATHETIC #no peace for the wicked

vizkiz:
why not furck off my mention. Dirt bag

#KID

vizkiz:
if she can't show us the picture of the thing she gave birth to, at least make she enter studio na

hw will u feel if someone call u a thing

Who gave d bride hands in marriage?

Made FTC today'. Where d heck is my award'. Abeg who dey give am? Else, I probe nairaland! PMB is my witness

Give me d card here on nairaland or CARRY GO

ernesty20:
:DI dnt like fat women. They always smell


"modified" so i am FTC.. No wonder the guilty ones are quoting me like craze

u still too broke to spend on classic ladies''. #aint quoting u like craze #rather quoting d crazzz