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igwe4life:
The Guinness Book of Record Dancethon Competition Hosted by silverbird and Nokia has finally ended a few minutes ago, so finally Nigerians are now in the Guinness Books of Record,

Hoorray

Nigerians were already in the guiness book of world records, gettin in the book isn't that hard

my extremely incomplete lagos webpage; www.tbite.bravehost.com

yippee i'm last

[color=#019384]Forget Game forget 50
It's all lame like a bunch of high school drop outs jus smokin shame
nowadays all yo players jus in da game to get paper
Oh look u got some cash now u can afford a stapelar
retarded freaks ever since pac all the rappers are wack
we have to settle for less like the east west mess
God Bless[/color]

[color=#657900]Nigga I'm a drug addict
people 'fraid 'o' me so they send me to my mum's attic
now they bail on me
LAPD chasing me with them gats
Papa hatin me has he farts
now i'm locked up in rehab
all of em sayin i'm a misharp
a reject an unwanted accident
Mama would always beat me and make a dent
sometimes i wonder if death is what they meant[/color]

[color=#999000]My Coffee table is as big as ur mama's ass
I'm doin 90 on the highway when i see u with ur lass
u doin her good straight up in da back side
i keep on laughing at ur lame ride
u aint good for nothing u can't even afford a biscuit
so u tried to cut me up and make a lil treat
it backfired 'n' now ur da one that's meat[/color]

A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN MR. WORLD AND MR. NIGERIA ON HIS 46TH BIRTHDAY


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Mr. World: Hello, Nigeria. It is me, Mr. World. I just got your new number from your brother Oga Ghana. How far now?  

Mr. Nigeria: Ah , ah long time. Baba Uwa! (Father in Yoruba, World in Ibo). Na you be dis? You remembered me today.

Mr. World: Ah my brother, no vex. You know I am really surprised I got through to you easily. I thought I was calling Oga America. I can see that you have a new telephone system.

Mr. Nigeria: We thank God, we are moving forward.

Mr. World: Happy 46th Birthday oh. You are not getting younger. You must have some grey hair now.

Mr. Nigeria: (Laughing and adjusting his agbada and cap). Thank you oh. I am young at heart. I still have a lot of energy to live for many years.

Mr. World: so how is business? I hear that your oil is really hot cake now oh.

Mr. Nigeria: Ah, you know when my oil refineries cough, so many people catch cold. We are doing our best just that I need to take care of my children living in the oil area.

Mr. World: Talking of your children, I have been seeing many of them around lately. Some of them say you are chasing them away!

Mr. Nigeria: You know I have many children. Is it the ones in Asia, Europe or North America?

Mr. World: Well, they are everywhere. And they really look like you.

Mr. Nigeria: Well, please look after them for me. I really miss them but there are so many things they want me to do before they come home. I am trying. At least they can call me anytime.

Mr. World: so what plans do you have for today? It is not easy to be 46 oh!

Mr. Nigeria: Well, I have told them to slaughter some cows, so we can have a very big party. I think my children at home have some wonderful plans for me today------maybe a surprise! We have a lot to celebrate, we are alive and moving forward. You are all invited. I will like to teach you older brothers how to dance even when things are not very smooth. (He shuffles his feet to the right and left, displaying some dance steps)

Mr. World: Ah, I remember those dance moves. You never change! Enjoy your day. Sorry I can't make it to the big party today, there are so many issues I have to deal with. But I will make sure I tell people about your oil so that you can make more money.

Mr. Nigeria: Ah, no problem. Thank You for calling, you see you have no more excuse for not keeping in touch oh. I guess this is your number, so I will store it on my phone. I will "speed dial" you anytime. Bye.


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Dear Nigeria, as you celebrate your 46th birthday, may you find more strength and courage to move on. Look behind and learn from your mistakes and look ahead to see your opportunities. Many are also on this journey with you, but you will determine your stride. You will fly someday. You may be crawling and walking now but we know you will run very fast soon, and you will take off, and fly for the world to see the beautiful colours that you have. We celebrate your communication revolution, your Debt payments, your hydro projects to improve electricity and your fight against corruption, amongst may others.

The Giant of Africa………………Live up to your name.

Danny Murphy's goal was just a goal mouth scramble, the penalty was controversial the only good goal score in that game was Kanu's blistering header, that found the left corner of the net. ---------peace---------

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Amen

So-----------Post em my B-day is in 7 days, i demand gifs

awwwwwww the nairaland time, my bad

it says 9:42 pm on my pc

I'm last

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i didn't take em i just have good sources, more

Because i'm the greatest member of nairaland post me funny gifs here

millian is the hottest

More pics (i got nothing better to do)

thanx for da advice i need it

i don't even know who i am anymore seriously i don't i've been a showoff since the day i was born, its not funny but at least i know what i like, and thats important (crap its 1:10PM, have i been here forever i need to get a life, but there's nothing on TV)

good thing eazy e aint up there, he's the most over rated rapper in the history of organisms, the dude can't rap and niether can his son, About fiftey; he aint the greatest rapper but his music is the greatest produced by a rapsta

naaaaah i lost it a long time ago

you know cheese pops the snack, it's so yummy, its the best snack in the world but its only made in naija, i'd steal a cheese pops anyday so, yeah

Hey i can speak pidgin , when i go to naija my relatives will be shocked, hey people in naija should buy me cheese pops and mail it to my mail box if u interested i'll send my box number hmmmmmm cheese pops

i go siddon here like mayguard, una dey act sif u barawo abeg comot thread

people that live close by to his house started to complain about the noise.

hot angel why u don dey act like person wey no no im self, na wa o, u don dey siddon talk sif shimi re no reach standard abeg, make u no curse naija ohh

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Radiant:
The next thing they'll say Tyra Banks too is Nigerian Naija peeps I hail una.

didn't you know , she's originally from bauchi state, but she was born in new york, her real name is ruphana isa