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I'mmmm last ----------------peace---------------

lagos aint bad at all it just needs a little clean up feel me-------peace--------

mine is
Eh'o le se dada laye ti e o ba mo dblocku
(you can't succed in life if you don't know dblock)---------peace---------

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Ha Ha i'm last

Stop dissing my bro stop it now

Me: Now apologize to Gana
otokx : I apologise
Me: It's okay, it's not your fault you were stoned
otokx: I wasn't to stoned just 50 kilos of heroin
Me: Its all behind us
Me and otokx: Go Gana Go Gana

Kiki of course, but no hatin kiki is all in the name of fun I'm Last

No ur the loser

okadas are death traps(Except for the good ones), I don't think they should be ban now but immediately after the poverty level reaches a reasonable mark.
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he's a good guy and he's a christian too -------peace--------

The problem with nigerian artists is that they don't build on success, instead they spend like crazy, that's partly the reason why nigerian music videos suck, take for example Awilo, his first video was poorly produced, he made cash outta it made a second better produced video, I bet Tuface spent all of his earnings on cars and junk food,hmmmmmmmmmmm junk food hmmmmmmmm pizza, Pizza is Gods promise on earth, all things on earth are contaminated by the worldly sin but Pizza

I'm last, Seun please lock this thread and i'll give you a thousand bucks no joke-------------------peace-------------

fine i confess i only want him to be president because i know him, but any friend or relative of mine is a good person----------peace----------

jerry gana (as long as i can speak i'll keep saying it, hey that don't mean you should use juju to shut me up abeg oh )

His singing aint to bad, but all he could win was african category, if i wanted to sing i would win best artist global and african, but nahh i'll stick with architecture

I'm so happy for my uncle, he finally made use of himself he is now in pom land studying hard, by the way i hate pom land, i hate their architectural taste i prefer amerigo

I hope this is the joke thread; why did the chicken cross the road
Answer; [size=20pt]to become last[/size]

one more of me (and no i don't got a big ego, i'm a shy stuge, maybe i'm becoming the old me again yay) ----------peace---------

what's that suppose to mean (i'm suppose to be angry or glad)

Applying for a Job at the CIA

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"

enjoy

Me pic, awww gals try not to druel

Bird flu is a sisi virus, 99.9% of viruses can be destroyed when cooked at 60 degrees plus, hmmm i wonder why there wern't any fatalities in Nigeria when bird flu arrived, could it be that we cook our food well and asians don't, I aint scared of no bird flu, real diseases aren't diseases that show up and scare people then run away like sisis real diseases are ones like AIDS, that have been around for ages, i bet even i could find the cure to bed flu or at least a life saving vaccine, hmm i woder why there hasn't been any news on bird flu lately

[size=27pt]sisi virus[/size]

[size=26pt]Chaos for Lagos[/size]

I'm Back did ja miss me


[size=26pt]I'm Last[/size]

reeet

Jos is great and a fantastic place to live i envy you Amobi 1 

My bad sorry seun you didn't delete nothing  I posted here; https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-274.0.html

yeah his, I refuse to change my mind, I am seriously sure that Jerry Gana would be good for Nigeria
Vote Gana (that's if he si running) ---------peace-----------

hey oracle masculine bro you've invited me back and implied that its alright for me to continue posting
[size=26pt]I'm Last[/size] ( Gosh my pops is going to kill me i've been online for about 4 hours, i'm out see ya have a nice day yall)

fantastima stuff, mi dai pinis long olgeta joke blo  yu, em gutpela tasol( translation; i am dying laughing at all of your jokes you are truly great) ----peace------

wey kind dialect be that (confused ------------peace-----------

I get a school holiday only to come to this crap thread whoever invented maths is s pig