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Celebrities / Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Shows Off The Money She Got From Her Birthday Party by DCmonster: 7:54pm On Jul 15, 2021
The SIMP that spray an olosho actress dollars has he helped his family and brothers?

Why simp for a hoe?

The day men will stop simping crime rates will drop drastically. grin

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Crime / Re: Reps To IGP: Don’t Allow Chidinma Ojukwu To Die In Custody by DCmonster: 1:58pm On Jul 14, 2021
Tolu akande-sadipe is the name of the house of representative member who move the motion before the house.
She called a clear murderer and accused.

Feminists and bitter divorcees are hell bent on setting that prostitute murderer free.

This is Honourable Tolu phone number please bless her with strong curses through phone call and messages as you please. 08028335404
Romance / Re: 'My Fiancée I'm Sponsoring In UK Is Pregnant For Another Man' by DCmonster: 11:29am On Jun 22, 2021
Joseph I hope you are reading this. Everybody was planning to japa back
then but you refused to because of "mummy". You were paying school fees and sending money always. Remember I told you another guy is fvcking her always. Lol!

You said I don't know how to talk to women that I should pet them and treat them well. Remember I told you I will never do that.

Well I hope you are married to "mummy" now and not battling depression like our dear friend here on front page. Lmao! grin
Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry: I Will Remarry In September - Mercy Aigbe's Estranged Husband by DCmonster: 10:52am On Jun 22, 2021
Never wife a Hoe!
This man did a lot for this Hoe(Actress), but bvtchs are quick to forget whatever you've done for them in the past the moment you go broke.

He did take good care of Michelle that I even thought he was her biological father. He has said it all already, he shouldn't pay what he can't afford for the boy again.
When he is grown he will understand and look for his father the moment his close friends and school mates begin to abuse him about his Hoe mother lifestyle.

The mentality of Nigerian girls and women is becoming worse than that of black Americans. I won't call it abject poverty, but just emotional weakness and irrational approach to life.

Nigerian girls are absolutely over useless now and ain't even good enough for baby mama.

I have a lot of them in my inbox and whatsapp status. All they do is post and dirty scrawny scraggy ass and overly made up faces all over social media as early as 6am Nigerian time. undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: West African States Postpone Launch Of Regional Currency To 2027 by DCmonster: 7:01pm On Jun 20, 2021
It will be postponed again until it becomes history. grin

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by DCmonster: 9:29am On Jun 20, 2021
If any cultist threatens you when you are minding your business or going about your daily activities peacefully. Please kill such fellow if you can, you will be doing your community a great disservice if you don't.

Btw, these guys are mostly Igbos and they were probably not all cultists going by the way they spoke in Igbo.
But I can tell you that the attackers are all cultists. They probably came for someone or a rival group.

No cultist who just survived an attack will lament the way they did in igbo "kedu kwanu udi ihe ke Di yan".
A cultist will be screaming revenge " them go collect" "Una go collect"........

The guys who spoke Igbo in the video are probably roommates or neighbours due to the fact that most Nigerians in UAE live hostel kind of life, as you can see from the bed types in all the blood stained rooms.

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Politics / Re: Sowore Blasts Kelechi Iheanacho For Visiting Governor Yahaya Bello (Photos) by DCmonster: 10:43pm On Jun 17, 2021
Iheanacho and Mikel are big disgrace to the sane youths of this generation.

I am ashamed for the former because he is my name sake. angry
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Set To Open A Football Academy In Jos, Visits Governor Lalong (Pics) by DCmonster: 10:36pm On Jun 17, 2021
Bastard Igbo boy! You can't open it in Enugu nor Anambra your home State.

Useless Efulefu! undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Throwback Picture Of His Parents With Aliko Dangote by DCmonster: 6:21pm On Jun 16, 2021
I can never go back to being poor! cool
I can never go back to worrying about tomorrow! cool

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Politics / Re: Governor Fayemi Visits Senator Orji Kalu (Photos) by DCmonster: 12:40am On Jun 16, 2021
Each time I see this Fayemi guy, I do remember how fayose chased him and his jagaban out of Ado-Ekiti when they came for campaign in 2011. grin grin
NYSC / Re: Buhari Approves Employment Of Dead NYSC 2011 Members’ Siblings by DCmonster: 11:46pm On Jun 15, 2021
If anything should happen to any of my family member be it immediate or extended by these head slamming bast.ards people from north. Whenever I come around, tens of aboki be it Hausa or Fulani will go down tanywhere and anyday.
Forgiving an unbeliever is a sin! cool
Romance / Re: 10 Ways Women Behave When They Are Not Satisfied In Bed by DCmonster: 1:13pm On Jun 15, 2021
Number 3 is a horrible lie!

When you fvck a woman so good, the hormones that will be released thereafter will make her weak and she will sleep or take a short nap even if she needs to rush somewhere at that moment she will take a nap or try to catch her breath.

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Politics / Re: Edo Vigilante Commander Wears 'Jazz' On His Neck, Says That He Is Not Afraid by DCmonster: 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2021
EdoDefence:



Like your father grin
I don't indulge lowlives neither will I report you. cool
Politics / Re: Edo Vigilante Commander Wears 'Jazz' On His Neck, Says That He Is Not Afraid by DCmonster: 1:54pm On Jun 14, 2021
Bastard! You are not afraid, why the fvck are you wearing a bullet proof vest then?
Lmao! grin grin
Religion / Re: Bring TB. Joshua's Body Home For Burial - Ondo Youths Tell Family by DCmonster: 11:24pm On Jun 13, 2021
There plan is to mine his skull for popularity rituals. grin cheesy
Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by DCmonster: 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2021
Lol! I make my girl squirt anytime we fvck!
I was scared on Friday when we made love and she didn't squirt, it has never been like that coz I fvck her to squirt always.
We made love today and she did squirt four fvxking times as always.


Btw I don't last more than 5minutes on naija oloshos. I am still wondering why! undecided
Politics / Re: 6 Soldiers, Unknown Gunmen Killed In Ohafia, Abia State by DCmonster: 7:43pm On Jun 12, 2021
Ohafia jazz is one of the strongest in igboland. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Shades Seyi Shay Over Fight With Tiwa Savage by DCmonster: 10:23pm On Jun 10, 2021
My southy connect friend "DcFather" regular pvssy that year and till now. grin grin

High class Nigerian oloshos always claiming actress and business women.

Lmao grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Think I Am Still In Love With Her But I Need Help! by DCmonster: 5:25pm On May 17, 2021
As a guy never allow your girlfriend or fiancee or wife be friends with her Ex's or toaster no matter what.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Only weak men and simps will allow their women be friends with men they use to fvck! cool

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Business / Re: Comparing The Nigerian Naira And The Benin Republic Cefa by DCmonster: 11:40pm On May 14, 2021
pocohantas:


Save your energy. Most Nigerian graduates are totally clueless on exchange rate. My head aches whenever this argument comes up. In fact, I don’t indulge in it again. I just look and pass.

His reply made my head spin. Thank God I didn’t smash my phone.
Jesus Christ son of Mary! I am very disappointed in you. I expected more from you, maybe you are the same person. Smh! undecided

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Business / Re: Comparing The Nigerian Naira And The Benin Republic Cefa by DCmonster: 5:44pm On May 14, 2021
igbosoupkitchen:


While.we are comparing the numbers of the curency can we also please compare the purchasing power??
We are quick to compare naira to dollar,cedis to naira, cefa,euros, gbp etc and we only do so in terms on figures.

Let me ask you,
I dollar is = 480naira (what is the purchasing power of both?
1 dollar can buy you a cup of coffee in the USA but 480 naira can buy you tea( coffee, lipton,milo and milk) +sandwich
1 dollar can buy you 1 or 2 bottles of water in usa but 480 naira can buy 6 or 8 bottles of water in Nigeria.
500 cefa can only buy you 1 bottle water which is 250 cefa and 1 bottle of malt drink 250 cefa,
500 naira in Nigeria can buy you water, malt,gala,biscuit,bread and akara/eggroll
100cedis in ghana cannot buy you what 9000 can buy in Nigeria, FACT

If not for our lack of productivity as a country we will not be an import dependent country aĺways seeking validation of foreign currency.

Very dumb analysis!

Spits!!! Its a pity that most Nigerians are this foolish.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel-gaza Violence: Israeli Ground Troops Attack Gaza Strip by DCmonster: 11:36am On May 14, 2021
Osebanjo:
Even though most Israelis are not christians but it's our holy land. Ottoman is the reason we are here now and i blame Romans and Greek for that.
No, the English are to be blamed for the expansion of ottoman empire.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Death Toll In Gaza Jumps To 83 by DCmonster: 3:48pm On May 13, 2021
Kill all the terrorists including their offsprings. grin
Nigerian Muslims are in a very severe pains right now. grin grin
When murderous Fulani terrorists were killing innocent children I plateau and Benue state, they were never concerned, but now they are so much concerned about Palestinian children.

Bunch of head slamming terrorists! grin

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoke Held Sports Competition For His Wives And Kids Including Munir by DCmonster: 3:56pm On May 12, 2021
How does this man satisfy his wives with that his tiny little dick?
Anyways maybe his money does it for him.

Even with my little money, I am presently going through a relationship dilemma. Maybe I need to make more money! cool
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu, Femi Gbajabiamila And Sanwo-Olu At Tafsir For Lagos (Photos) by DCmonster: 8:26pm On May 02, 2021
Tinubu wife is a fake Christian while he is a fake Muslim. grin grin
Crime / Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by DCmonster: 8:55am On May 02, 2021
She came to seat beside him,
She helped him untie his shoes,
She didn't move away while he was groping her,
She even leaned on him at a point coz she was enjoying it,
She knew there was camera,

This is clearly a setup, even a toddler will know it is after watching the damn video.
All I see is a damaged girl and a useless man.

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Travel / Re: The Female Airpeace Pilot That Landed The Aircraft In Umunaeri Is From My Villa by DCmonster: 1:08am On May 01, 2021
Liftkid:
Her name's Nwando Okpalaeke, she hails from Umudiokpara Azia

Azia is a small town situated in Ihiala L.G.A Anambra state. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azia_(town)

Her dad, Late Barrister Uzoma Okpalaeke Kjsp was recently buried. Less than 3 weeks.

He was ihiala second consecutiency representative Year 2011/12

So you are from azia? The world is indeed a small place. grin

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Presides Over Security Meeting by DCmonster: 11:45am On Apr 30, 2021
post=101253902:
Everything to move our darling nation forward and bring peace to our nation is what we are after.

Every one sponsoring violence and unrest in this nation will never end well in life.
The blood shed will visit them and their supporters wherever they are.
They will and can never ever escape it.
Their blood will be used to wash away the iniquities they brought upon our nation, no matter the political party they are.
No be curse
Na FACT!

Hypocrites, [Say Amen if you are not guilty.]
(We posted without quoting anyone,
If you quote this post to say rubbish, without saying AMEN,
Then all those prayers above will be on your brainwashed head!
You will never escape it.)

We Rise!
Nigeria will succeed.
This too shall pass.
May the storm consume you before it passes, say Amen! undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Interview With Oprah: Top Takeaways (Pictures) by DCmonster: 10:36am On Mar 09, 2021
Kill them both and keep the royal blood pure!
Family over everything! cool
Family / Re: Blessing Oko Ikpor: Bank Manager Husband In ‘Secret’ Wedding Saga In Rivers by DCmonster: 8:27pm On Feb 25, 2021
pocohantas:


Nothing like a spell.

It is either he loves her or he is infatuated.

If it is the former, you either accept her as a co-wife or you leave.

If it is the latter, you can wait for it to clear from his eye.

The concern should be coparenting the kids.



I don’t pray, if I had to, I will pray for something sensible. Not for a full grown man with working brains. Call me when they starting using spells on wives and stealing them.
grin grin
Family / Re: Blessing Oko Ikpor: Bank Manager Husband In ‘Secret’ Wedding Saga In Rivers by DCmonster: 8:11pm On Feb 25, 2021
pocohantas:


Nothing like a spell.

It is either he loves her or he is infatuated.

If it is the former, you either accept her as a co-wife or you leave.

If it is the latter, you can wait for it to clear from his eye.

The concern should be coparenting the kids.
Nothing like spell? My sister you just being ignorant. My advice to you is to pray without ceasing so that some girls won't steal your man from you, because casting a spell on someone you really like to marry or date is the easiest of all charm to make.

If you doubt me ask around. cheesy

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