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The baba wey work for this boys na bomb....
.... difficult to locate....
.........this boys are no ordinary people.....
.............. this kind transformation na only for blood drinkers..........n flesh eaters.......

Jones4190:
Find a woman in mathematics.

Q1: fine x, where x is a woman

1. To fine a woman, you need to have Time and Money, therefore
Woman = Time × Money

2. We all know that time is money, so
Time = money

3. Therefore,
Woman = money × money
= Money²

4. And money is the root of all problem

Money = √problem

5. Therefore

Woman = (√problem)²
Cancel the square

Therefore
Woman = problem

Bros please correct the fact in law 4..
4. Money is the root of all evil...
So therefore ....
Woman = evil

They were only following the advice of the presidency.. to show that they are not cowards, they were told not to run away but that they can challenge the armed bandits, maybe there is only two bullets in the guns according to our defense minister....
Learnt the hard way

They were only following the advice of the presidency.. to show that they are not cowards they can challenge armed bandits, maybe there is only two bullets in the guns according to our defense minister....
Learnt the hard way

Business as usual....
I billion loading

Most probably he bought the land in her name, that's why demolition is the best option...
But the guy is so nice....he left the boys quarter so she can start managing from somewhere....

SmartPolician:
I'm sure Plateau indigenes (Berom and others) will be looking at Lalong and be wondering how they ended up with this mess of a man.

We will never pity them again, all the support they received from the south during their own share of attacks...has been forgotten..
If they can't publicly denounce this statement from the governor.... Then they are the same in our eyes

Arewa1stSon:
For those goats that don't know anything about this crisis but want to spew trash behind their keyboard!!

Tangale people are killing each other over religion!!

This has nothing to do with Hausa or fulani.

Billiri is a local government in Gombe that is dominated by a tribe called tangale!!

Tangale people have over 60% of Christians and over 40% muslims... The Christian tangales are the majority in their one and only local government... Billiri!

Because the governor chose a Muslim king to secede the throne

The black man is naturally hypocritically wicked and Barbaric!!

And we'll hypocritically be crying Racism!!

A black man just want nothing than to win over his fellow black and chest beat about it!! Just like Gorillas and chimpanzee

People that don't know like you abi...
First nobody had been chosen by the governor, he suspended the process due to the protests...
Second tangele is over 80percent Christian,
And has not only billiri but also kaltungo chongom as LGA
Thirdly all man are hypocritical wicked and barbaric... Except for a few
So stop this your inferiority complex mentality

Danhoys:
I've once considered hooking her up, but discarded it cause I didn't know how she will take it. Remember, she's super religious, and uses Nokia touch.

I've been saving to see if I can get her a smartphone, perhaps it will help her get someone online.

But her a big standing mirror and make sure you attach it to the wall.... make she no come turn am upside down....
Also I think getting her a phone will really help...
Maybe she might start trying to feel among when she starts seeing all those slay queens online..
And people starts chatting her up...
She starts snapping pictures..
Then she will naturally start caring about how she looks...
And might start using the mirror

If what you said is actually the truth,
Better borrow brain, find your way...
I use to know one girl with similar character especially the 4 out of 5 meat...
She's married to a friend now...
The guy man is crying everyday....
His little kids eat more meat than him...
Woman fat like pig....
Chop chop...okpolo eyes...
Bro, run now that you can....

We Don tire for all this cry cry..
Who are they crying to....
The biroms, jukum and bachamas in plateau, taraba and Adamawa, stopped complaining and took up arms to defend themselves, the fulanis respect them till date...
The Yorubas are just complaining and complaining despite their Large population...
Them go cry tire....
Because even if Buhari leaves, these guys will never leave willingly

This statement shows the low IQ level of buratai..
Casting Buhari because he talks without reasoning...
Will be a terrible diplomat....
Zooo.....

marvin906:
I don't understand the recent surge in coke smuggling

Nigeria is now globally recognize as a drug transit route...
Easy to bring in...
Enough mulls ready to take the risk and move it anywhere.... worldwide

See northerner wan to guy Southerners..

Since he declared for 2023... Na good news everyday...see politician
The same Bello that was the worst governor in Nigeria some months back....
If only he was crafty enough to have pretended from the onset...
Nigerians for fall for this gimmick..
But it's already too late

Why is this demonic miget mentioning massacre over and over again...
We are only saying stop leaving in other people's land which is illegal...
Buy or lease a land and ranch your cattles...
Or leave...which is constitutional....
Now he is talking of massacre over and over and over again

Moferere:
SUNDAY IGBOHO!!!

Be careful, we won't allow you to drag the Ooni

Do your worst

This nairaland no dey edit wetin some OP dey post, you give us news of Yahoo boys come add another two pictures of criminals with ammunition... what is the meaning of that.....
Don't you know some dumb people will not read the article completely and then conclude that the guys are the owner of those arms...
Until people starts sueing nairaland for defamation....naim una go wake up
Please get capable hands to edit before you post stuffs

Wish2Die:
good, go back and start your killing there

You mean to continue their killing..

That's the easiest way to reform the police force in Nigeria, let's get evidence of brutality and go to court, if they pay fine tire,, they will reform themselves

But bauchi has more than 30percent indegionous Christian population, so they should stop drinking in their own state... Me don't understand these level of illiteracy and sychophancy the north is heading towards...
And they are paying this hisbah people with money generated from alcohol sales in other part of the country...

Wahala for who do gragra last month go catch Corona

Heard their mum died instantly on hearing the news... So sad....2021 is the turning out to be worse

That's the pattern, buy the latest equipments, give BH the information to collect the equipment, use the ones they can operate like the spav..
Destroy those they can't use like the phantom...
All na game

That means all the achievement na Audio

Then the whole purpose of the the panel has been rubbished...
He was even threatening a member of the panel in their presence....
The retired police panel chairman read out the offense in their Constitution, read out the penalty and still went ahead to forgive a guilty party...
Rubbish, thunder fire all of them.....
Zoo......
Naija na big zooooo...
For the first time in my life I call this country a irredeemable zoooo for life
As we are all turning to wild animals by force thru kidnapping, robbery and banditry.
All the weak animals should just get ready to die

Na wao...
Anytime Boko Haram release news or video of their attack on Nigeria army, the next day the Nigeria army will release one kind counter news of decimating bh
Now they released pictures of armoured carrier yesterday, Nigeria army release their own today
Nursery School proangandist

Omo na to Waka thru Libya to Italy oh
If this men win election, that is the final nail on this coffin called Nigeria
Cos we can't survive 16years of this heartless bleeps

Omo, see lies
After we had that the policemen ran into the bushes and some where calling their family members from the bush
After we had that vigilante and soldiers rescued some of them and are still combing the bushes to search for others..
Continue the lies while the business of banditry expands

Lagos sweet only if you are a business person, or you work close to where you reside, those that leave on the mainland and work in island are just reducing their lifespan
But nowhere like Lagos worldwide
Crazy fun every corner, you don't need to go anywhere to catch fun,

From business meetings to business trips around the world, exquisite hotels, classy people, woman must fall, no matter how holy you are.... Best decision

Before na girls dey collect their own national cake from politicians, now Nigeria Boys too don wise, then done start to collect their share, them go pay tire... Till all of them and their family japa leave the country for us