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Crime › Re: Young Man Caught Stealing Phone Beaten And Stripped Unclad In Ibadan (Photos) by DeadPresident(m): 3:11pm On Jun 15, 2017

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Celebrities › Re: Moji Olaiya: Doctors Explain Late Nollywood Actress’ Cause Of Death by DeadPresident(m): 3:09pm On Jun 15, 2017

grandstar:
I like Amala and Ewedu especially when mixed with gbegiri.

It is the bomb

Does it give you heart burn ??

Celebrities › Re: Moji Olaiya: Doctors Explain Late Nollywood Actress’ Cause Of Death by DeadPresident(m): 3:04pm On Jun 15, 2017

ogobaby23:
Sounds contrived

Contrived ?? Just like someone's picture on your profile

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Celebrities › Re: Moji Olaiya: Doctors Explain Late Nollywood Actress’ Cause Of Death by DeadPresident(m): 3:04pm On Jun 15, 2017

fridek:
Drug overdose again

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

She overdosed on cocaine

Celebrities › Re: Moji Olaiya: Doctors Explain Late Nollywood Actress’ Cause Of Death by DeadPresident(m): 3:00pm On Jun 15, 2017

Am i the only one who gets sick after eating Amala and Ewedu ??

I stopped eating it because it gives me heart burn and makes me sick for 5 days

Eat healthy and exercise

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Education › Re: UNILAG Security Officer Armed With Wooden Gun (photo) by DeadPresident(m): 2:58pm On Jun 15, 2017

linearity:
There are armed security guards in the USA, you just have to undergo the training and get an open carry permit license for states that required licenses, but for states that do not require license for open carry, just do your training and you are good as golden.

Cops in the US do not protect prevent businesses and personals like in Nigeria and for some critical businesses and individuals, who need the added security, they approach private security firms and can request armed security guards...FYI: Most high profile celebrity bouncers and body guards are armed...but the intricacies of US inter-state open carry permits, make them not to be armed in all states...but, there is a way you can do it, to get open carry for majority of states in the US.

Bouncers you said

Have you seen a university security guard with a gun ??

Have you seen a Mall cop with a gun ??

I'm licensed to carry a gun but i can't bring my gun to school, you can't enter the school premises with a gun

Education › Re: UNILAG Security Officer Armed With Wooden Gun (photo) by DeadPresident(m): 2:27pm On Jun 15, 2017

dam007:
13 years and you typed this?? just kuku stay where you are o. don't even think of coming to Nigeria abeg mumu somebody!

It was a typo

Why would i wanna come to Nigeria ??

And you had the audacity to quote me with your Pidgin English

Stay suffering

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Family › Re: When A Man Is Richer Vs When A Woman Is Richer by DeadPresident(m): 2:26pm On Jun 15, 2017

I remember a lady i dated few years ago, she's the general manager of a multi million dollar company

She's 300 times richer than me

This stupid ass lady always bugs to give her money, take her on vacations, buy gifts for her

I've never see $1 from this idiot

Women are naturally dumb

All of them don't know what they want

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Politics › Re: What Is The Electricity Situation In Your Area? by DeadPresident(m): 2:19pm On Jun 15, 2017

10 years of uninterrupted power

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Education › Re: UNILAG Security Officer Armed With Wooden Gun (photo) by DeadPresident(m): 2:09pm On Jun 15, 2017*

dominique:
He is not licenced to carry a gun. They should have given him a baton though, this toy gun serves no purpose.

Licensed to carry a gun ??

I need some of that stuff you've been smoking

In my 13 years of living in the USA, I've never seen a strapped security guard, what do you think security guards are ??

Even the UK police do not carry guns

Were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents do happen

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Celebrities › Re: Bolatito Sowunmi: "I Can't Marry A Man Who Is Not Good In Sex" by DeadPresident(m): 2:00pm On Jun 15, 2017

TINALETC3:
bro, am 2 busy abeg, no time 4 rubbish

Yeah

No time because you have something in your mouth right now

Sex is overrated, meanwhile you gave birth at the age of 22

Christianity Etc › Re: Nathaniel Bassey's Hallelujah Challenge Featured On CNN by DeadPresident(m): 1:58pm On Jun 15, 2017

Eow

Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by DeadPresident(m): 1:58pm On Jun 15, 2017

Iamsammy:
shattapp and read very well, am once in a club wen one idiot claimed to b from d state was jerking my cloth despite on full uniform until I place d idiot where he belongs. those guys can b so rude thinking dey are better off. dat guy is on mufti remember

He just walked up to you and started jerking your clothes ??

You placed the idiot where he belongs ?? Well, he's a weak and poor individual

Can you do that to me or any of my family ?? 5 million naira on your head and you will be killed, don't play with people you don't know

Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Tolerate A Cheating Partner by DeadPresident(m): 1:53pm On Jun 15, 2017

IamEmem:
Your father could have prevented this disaster with a simple condom or withdrawal from your mother's expired pussy. You see your father got no sense, so don't be like your father. Idiot.

That's why my father left my mother to go be with your mother, he learnt his lesson, he now fills up your mother's ears with sperm instead of pouring it in her rotten pusssy

Celebrities › Re: Bolatito Sowunmi: "I Can't Marry A Man Who Is Not Good In Sex" by DeadPresident(m): 1:49pm On Jun 15, 2017

TINALETC3:
Who sex epp

But you won't stop fuccking

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Celebrities › Re: Bolatito Sowunmi: "I Can't Marry A Man Who Is Not Good In Sex" by DeadPresident(m): 1:47pm On Jun 15, 2017

I can't marry a girl who is not educated, employed,
rich and can Cook

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Tolerate A Cheating Partner by DeadPresident(m): 12:44am On Jun 15, 2017

IamEmem:
Seriously you hate people?? You brain is sick and dead...you need 100% overhauling in a rehab.

That's what your mother said yesterday when i wanted her to swallow my sperm

Health › Re: 8 Lifestyle Habits You Should Change To Make You Fall Asleep Faster by DeadPresident(m): 10:59pm On Jun 14, 2017

Would

Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Tolerate A Cheating Partner by DeadPresident(m): 10:50pm On Jun 14, 2017

Naturally dumb and ignorant people are the the ones who would cheat on their partners

I hating cheating

Cheating is very disrespectful and shouldn't be forgiven

What are you looking for that you can't get from your partner ??

Why not break up with your partner and go have sex with whoever you wanna have sex with ??

This is why i hate people, most of them don't have a functioning brain

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Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by DeadPresident(m): 10:16pm On Jun 14, 2017

MrIcredible:
Maybe you're weak, most people soldiers harass are not weak. One on one without riffle, I'll beat tge shit out of every average soldier.

Without rifle you said ??

Career › Re: Interviewer Wants Reference From Current Employer by DeadPresident(m): 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2017

It boils down to They will call your current employer and at the end of the day you don't get the job, what do you think your current employer would do after you unsuccessfully tried to leave his company ?? He will fire you

Now, you don't have a job with your current employer and the people who put you in that situation didn't give you a job too

The next thing you would do is to start creating a threads on Nairaland. "i need help, i can't feed my family" "i need help, i can't pay my bills"

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Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by DeadPresident(m): 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2017

SgtKisswhere:
ma'am, did you actually R E A D the text?

Sir, are you actually naturally dumb ??

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Romance › Re: Weather For Two..? Which Of These Is Your Favorite On A Rainy Day? by DeadPresident(m): 8:55pm On Jun 14, 2017

You don't have weed and video games in that picture

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Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by DeadPresident(m): 8:53pm On Jun 14, 2017

nonxo007:
Small change and he's feeling like god, them no beat am well...rubbish...pride came and his downfall followed..

Were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents happens ??

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Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by DeadPresident(m): 8:48pm On Jun 14, 2017

Believe the Nigerian Army at your own risk

So the civilian attacked the soldier ?? How does this sound to you ??

They can't fight the Boko boys, they only know how to beat the shiit out of innocent weak Nigerians

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