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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by DeAlphaMale(m): 12:16pm On Apr 07, 2021
No 1; Mister no matter how bad things look never beg a girl for attention or to continue your relationship...
No 2; Mister if she tripping leave the bitch alone
No 3; Mister it's obvious she's replaced u
No 4; Mister return the energy she gives
No 5; Mister this is the most important yet DON'T BE A SIMP... Be on top, be the Man

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Health / Re: Experiencing Wet Dream Everyday; Is This Normal? by DeAlphaMale(m): 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2021
manychallenges:
I've been experiencing wetdream everyday for more than a week now. Should I be worried? Is it even normal to having wetdream at 27?

Should I even call it wetdream because not like I've been having sex in my dreams. Would just wake up and notice the boxer have soaked with semen.

I ain't sexually active and with no girlfriend for some years now, and I hardly have sexual thought before I sleep.
Your succubi consorts approach you
Romance / Re: Men Please Stop Deceiving Yourselves, You Will Choose Beauty Over Brain by DeAlphaMale(m): 10:00pm On Apr 02, 2021
In acceptable proportions no man would choose beauty over brains.... Most of the brainy girls time to be very ugly and unpresentable so that is it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Been Offered A Job That You Rejected By Email? by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:16pm On Mar 31, 2021
thatthickgurl:
I've rejected close to six jobs

Four because of distance

One wanted me to relocate within 3 days

One wanted a person that would work like a donkey for meagre pay; 6 days a week, 14 hours per day
e be like say ur future is already assured grin
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Hottest Afrobeats Songs Released In March 2021 by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:06pm On Mar 31, 2021
Kestolove:
aside from "Coming" and "are you sure" and loved by you, the rest song are thrash
If you think that Rema's dimension is thrash then your taste in music is thrash as well

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Politics / Re: Video Of Godwin Emefiele's House In Abuja Shared By Sahara Reporters by DeAlphaMale(m): 9:22pm On Mar 09, 2021
TBH this house doesn't look multi-billion-ish

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Pets / Re: These Are The Cutest Dog Breeds According To Science (Photos) by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:06pm On Mar 04, 2021
IDK what's going on is it just me or the op have no idea of the meaning of cute...
How is pug, american bulldog and blood hound dog cute undecided
Sports / Re: Man Utd's Luke Shaw Criticises Referee For Hudson-Odoi No Penalty Handball by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:36pm On Mar 01, 2021
jaguars:


no!

the ball hit your guy's arm!
who did the ball hit first
Sports / Re: Man Utd's Luke Shaw Criticises Referee For Hudson-Odoi No Penalty Handball by DeAlphaMale(m): 8:01am On Mar 01, 2021
KingAzari:
Oga, if you want to win, win fair and square and stop depending on penalties and wuruwuru, ojoro, jibiti and wayo. That was not a penalty and would have been very brutally unfair to Chelsea had that been awarded a penalty.

Both ManU and Chelsea need to do better.
U capping man... Was that game a penalty or not

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Education / Re: The Largest Mega Primary School In Borno State (Photos) by DeAlphaMale(m): 7:01pm On Feb 21, 2021
They'll still come and kidnap them tomorrow
Celebrities / Re: My Spine Is Messed Up - Peruzzi Asks For Prayers by DeAlphaMale(m): 3:40pm On Feb 12, 2021
Ohhm!... And i just said all my prayers yesterday lipsrsealed
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Bans BBC World Service, Following U.K. Ban Of Chinese Network by DeAlphaMale(m): 12:28pm On Feb 12, 2021
kingharzy:
The Chinese are hiding a lot from the world.
BBC has been exposing their wack deeds for some time now, from Uighurs to Taiwan, DPRK to Hong Kong, COVID19 to dealings in Africa.
Everybody is hiding something
Celebrities / Re: Lil Uzi Vert's N9bn Pink Diamond Implanted Into His Forehead by DeAlphaMale(m): 8:48pm On Feb 04, 2021
He's about to die
Properties / Re: Man Builds House With 14,800 Plastic Bottles In Kaduna (pics) by DeAlphaMale(m): 8:32am On Jan 27, 2021
This house go dey very sweet to burn grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Officers Are Seen As The Best In The World - IGP Adamu by DeAlphaMale(m): 6:20pm On Jan 26, 2021
Which world?
Religion / Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Visits 195 Army Headquarters In Borno State by DeAlphaMale(m): 6:15pm On Jan 26, 2021
Liposure:
What kind of pastor visits a war ravaged zone without a vest.
the kind that expects God to block bullets for him

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Music/Radio / Re: What's Your Best Nigerian-Foreign Collaboration? by DeAlphaMale(m): 10:28pm On Jan 23, 2021
Wizkid drake come closer
Davido chris brown- blow my mind
Wizkid future everytime-
Davido young thug and rae- pere
Davido tinashe- how long
Politics / Re: Saliu Abdulkadir: Youths Have Driven Me, My Wife, Children Out Of Our Home by DeAlphaMale(m): 7:30am On Jan 23, 2021
Oh would look at that... And i thought it was just igbo people sending fulanis out

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Dyeing Hair And Beard by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:17am On Jan 22, 2021
Africans and religion sha
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Not Broken Josef Bican's All-time Goalscoring Records by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:12pm On Jan 21, 2021
Satan66:
Messi is still the GOAT
Most complete footballer
He can score
Dribble
Play make
Assist
Curve free kicks
Create chances
So which one can't Ronald do?
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Ex Bbnaija Housemates With The Largest Followers On Instagram by DeAlphaMale(m): 12:55am On Jan 19, 2021
All of them na brand influencer, public figure... Nawa oo
Phones / Re: Infinix Unveils Hot 10 Play Device In Nigeria by DeAlphaMale(m): 9:41pm On Jan 17, 2021
For what... Poor resolution and probably weak chipset cry
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:06pm On Jan 16, 2021
LoveTalk:


Awwwwnnn!
She must have been making you happy seriously smiley
I'm glad you're proud of her.
Don't mind him maybe his GF is here in nairaland with him
Romance / Re: Top 10 Nollywood Actresses With Highest Followers On Instagram. by DeAlphaMale(m): 10:33pm On Jan 16, 2021
All of them na entrepreneur... LMAO
Family / Re: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by DeAlphaMale(m): 6:45pm On Jan 15, 2021
At most 4 at least 2
Celebrities / Re: Conor Mcgregor And His $1m Astronomia Baguette Watch by DeAlphaMale(m): 5:39pm On Jan 15, 2021
ArcFresky:
Watch that he can't read.

Looking for rare authentic watches from $800 and above...
Check @watch_sultan on Instagram.
No you're not alone
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A High-value Woman. by DeAlphaMale(m): 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2021
This topic is more like a poetry for your high value working class woman

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested In Delhi Over $217K Scam by DeAlphaMale(m): 2:38pm On Jan 08, 2021
So Yorubas can do fraud nawa oo i thought they were the tribe in which Jesus descended from...
Orishirishi
Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau Threatens Sheikh Gumi In New Audio by DeAlphaMale(m): 6:02pm On Jan 06, 2021
Lol what has Nigeria turned into... Terrorist makes video to exonerate himself from kidnapping whilst calling it a crime...
Religion of peace indeed
Romance / Re: "I Can't Settle For Less. If You Don't Have Money Back Off" - Nigerian Woman by DeAlphaMale(m): 12:22am On Jan 05, 2021
The thing is that u can't even blame her... Even a broke guy doesn't love himself...
But my problem with these girls is that instead of working towards being an independent woman rather they chose to work towards finding rich boyfriends... Modernised prostitution

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Science/Technology / Re: 13 Most Beautiful Snakes In The World (Facts And 4 Pictures Each) by DeAlphaMale(m): 8:55pm On Jan 04, 2021
And these two...
Branded Malaysian coral snake
Striped coral snake
Ain't they beautiful?

Science/Technology / Re: 13 Most Beautiful Snakes In The World (Facts And 4 Pictures Each) by DeAlphaMale(m): 8:50pm On Jan 04, 2021
Op u didn't put the coral snake

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