₦airaland Forum

dason4life:
Story!!!
If you see a dog coming for you; Run For Your Life

Na so o! That is the general rule....RUN!!!

Thanks @OP. But what if the Dog is high on 'weed' cos I know a dog in my street that the owner mix 'weed' with her food. The Dog no dey look face ooo,even if person be SHEKAU.

Karlovich:
And the dullard claims he's fighting corruption

Now, corruption is fighting him

@OP......you are a PERSON OF INTEREST!
Let me recommend HAROLD FINCH for you. He can break/by-pass any code. At the same time, be very careful,so that your name will not be on the BLACKLIST.
#mindyourownbusiness

E be like say her destiny na to come and make Hair on planet Earth. She is looking for guys who are destiny helpers.
#herlifeherdestiny

naturalwaves:
Please, don't kill me with laugh now. Do you want to break my ribcage?

It would have been- HEAD :- For nodding ball inside the Net

...funny Man.

The guy was taken to Police custody and the Village guys allowed him to be taken away..........those guys bleeped up!
Wickedness everywhere! RIP Aunty!
Everything hidden to Men is crystal-clear before God.

TANTUMERGO007:
so he carry ipad go heaven ?










this pastor go be APC member south africa branch

The two persons by the gate resemble two of the abducted Chibok girls.
If the gate of Heaven can be that low in height, many bad guyz will jump over the gate to enter Heaven .
How wish I can see the Pastor to ask if any network signal showed on his device...cos all networks for Naija dey fall hand.
No be only Heaven, Na Owerri.
#GanjaPastor.

Whaaattt!!!

stubbornman:
He was executed right

Yes! He was executed by hanging but another source gathered that his death was faked cos of his influence as one of the top 10 hackers in world history.

@OP-what happened was as a result of what you've nurtured/nursed in mind before or what you've once desired with the Babe before you loose interest. Intoxication now brought out the real YOU. Most men tells the truth and what they have in mind when you they are drunk.
Just tell the babe that you are HIV positive, you will not see her again .
Cheers!!!

God bless you @OP. Thumb up!
I love this guy and I will not condemn him...HAMZA BENDELLADJ! I've heard his story before. He is better than those packing Nigeria's 'Akpalapala' in buying Houses abroad and in FCT, Flying private Jet everywhere, etc. without making any impact on common Citizens.
Thanks OP!

Madam Kemi 2016! It's been a while......always seeking for attention!

divinecode101:
Hey son, go tell your father that he needs that!!

Now I know the kind of person you are and I will not abuse your Dad......
I forgive you!

divinecode101:
It is often said that when an ipob wakes up in the morning, he wakes up is father with a karate kick on the head, this slave political prostitute has changed that!!!

You need this.....

BishopMagic:
I read with dismay how some sophisticated frogs where defending the subservient prostration of the wife of the vp to both Buhari and Tinubu in which they claimed it is in line with their slave culture.


If I may ask; has any of you ever saw Aisha Buhari shake the hands of a man other than her husband talk more of bow like a chamber maid?


Even when Oshiomole's ashewoe wife met Buhari she did bow to the boko king?



So why are you frogs defending this crap?

You don't belong to planet earth.......

She is TOMTOM....

Wetin!!!! Is the room next to Heaven?

Yes, she's a virgin! I mean Virgin Atlantic......

Demonic Teacher!!!!

This is nothing na! Nigerians and wahala sha!
If President Obama can serve food at a family Dinner, who is PMB not to open a bottle of water by himself?
Abi dem go create another ministry called 'Ministry of Bottle water opener'?

WTF!!!

Am not surprised.....even Angels in Heavens knows that Nigeria is number one when it comes to corruption.
God have mercy on Nigeria!

I will vote GEJ again and again.......but only on Cartoon network.