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You didn't vote for PMB.....that's why you can't CHANGE it.

..no shaking!!

Police is our friend......

@OP, I know you are trying to make things better for Job seekers/ Job hunters but try and give details of what the Job is all about. Don't let Nairalanders be dropping their emails and Phone numbers on false platform.
Thanks.

godoluwa:
I really missed Fela

Me too...... what a fearless Man!!!

Chai!!! Blood is running like water everywhere in Nigeria......
God please heal our land, NIGERIA!

Godmother:
Oga professor, shey you know say you sef gbagauned? You used capital letters in the middle of sentences and small letters to start sentences. The correct statement would be:

"Don't be annoyed with my grammar, I was busy. I created this thread with the sole aim of sharing my experience with you guys. I have re-read it and I now know my mistakes. My humble apologies. Hope u get me sha?"

Just goes to show that english is hard and we all make mistakes.

You are a good GODMOTHER! Thanks for the motherly advice. Twale!!!

kross01:
You scrap YOU-WIN all because it was a project started by another government even though it was highly beneficial and the results were visible to all, only to start from scratch a similar project. This new one will probably have new consultants, new secretariat and staff and probably every single spending will start from foundation again. Just wondering when our leaders will truly learn and act in the best interest of Nigeria and not massaging their ego.

Nice one! Continuity is one of those things our Leaders need to work on. After 4years, the next administration would want to scrap YES and come with another project.

meteoricICT:
Someone pls help me out, I shaved my private part lastweek friday and since then it has been scratching me and there are rashes all over even towards my laps. Pls has anybody here have such experience before? What can I do to overcome this....... Pls I need urgent help b4 it get out of hand

You can try methylated dusting powder and don't wear boxer short when you wanna sleep, so that cool breeze can blow on it. I guess it's as a result of shaving stick you used. Don't panic bro, it's a minor thing.
Cheers!

Iamlordgee:
Nor be 63 & 36

You na chairman na......
Take am do shopping.

What is the age of the Father and Son?

Henry22:
that is called BUHARAT.....

Jeez!!! Suffocation things. Heat no dey catch dem?

chocolateme:
RATTLESNAKE

I get you.....
Rat + Snake = Rattlesnake

Someone asked me what the name of the animal is but I couldn't find a name for it.

sdindan:
Some of these dead pple shouted
"Sai Baba

Last year.

Na so o! God will help us in this country.

Hhhhhmmm....guy without Childhood..hmmmm..ok! let me call MINION.

Exam things or REINHARD BONKKE Crusade?

MCMXCVIII:
you think the murderer could have been on his Blacklist?

Yes boss!

Let me call RAYMOND REDDINGTON........

continue.......

nerdfrost:
Im not a cheat double däting is not cheating

....as stealing is not corruption

Sharp guy! The guy has already seen the future after leaving secondary School.
@OP, encourage the Boy to continue making money and also concentrate on his studies because....People wey be graduate sef dey hustle.

Fulanis are not only a curse to this Country but KILLING MACHINES.
- They come to your farmland with their Cattles,they destroy your crops.....when you confront them, they either kill you or you escape with wounds to tell the story.
- Your car mistakenly hit their cattle, you are in 'hot soup' and yet, they move with cattles even on tarred roads, GRASS DEY GROW ON TOP TAR?
- if they invade your community, they won't stop. You will think it's over but they keep coming.
- Police will always do 'stop and check' but they will never check Fulanis with Guns, Machetes and dangerous weapons.
Are we safe? It's high time our Government take serious measures to stop this bullshit.
Oooops! PMB is a Fulani Man....God dey sha!

jcmaiah:
Fulani tribe is a curse to any region they belong. All places you find them is full of poverty and suffering. Let them remain in the north, Niger, Mali, chad etc. We don't need them in the east or south south, I am sure the south west don't need them too. They are a menace to the society. Even indigenous hausas don't like mingling with them.

You are on point!

Am not surprised! If SENATOR YERIMA in those days could move a motion for Child marriage, why can't ESE get pregnant?
Islam call it 'Haram' but they enjoy intimacy with minors most.
God dey sha...

Tom and Jerry is an American animated series of short films created in 1940, by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. It centers on a rivalry between its two title characters, Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, and many recurring characters, based around slapstick comedy.
..................Happy Birthday to Tom and Jerry @ 76....

FreeBoss:
how do i insert an image or screenshot from my laptop within the text in a nairaland thread. i tried the insert image icon on the menu but did not work for me

- Try and reduce the size of the Image/Screenshot.
- Ensure that the Image is saved in Folder before inserting/uploading it.
- Check the format of the Image if it's supported.
Cheers!!!

modelmike7:
On behalf of the Op, here is the pinshure . . . .

Is she a snake girl? .......she tried for her legs sha!