₦airaland Forum

This is very dumbacrinkun, pornolistic, fingeringtesting in the swazilacious igodomigodo.

Bone dey the breast? Abi milk dey harm?I laugh in Otuoke style!!! ........

Daughterzion:
i go report u 2 am o. U think say mama chika no sabi maths?

E be like say na every 2months the man dey die. Na cat with 9 lives? Which day I'm wan die finish?

People of God, let's stretch forth our hands and say 'Father, please dash this OP better work'.......oya! prayeeeerrrrrrr....

ammyluv2002:
Nobody is bigger than this Nation.


He should park well

Confirm!!!

I no go dey use ATM again. I go dash my bank the money and I go dey do daily contribution with 'Mama Chika'. At the end of the month, mama Chika no fit tell me say make I solve maths before I collect money.

White people and 'yeye' thingz......
I trust Warri and Lagos ladies. Dem no send you! Instead of them to faint or collapse because of one man, they will call their 'maga' to come and pick them for lunch.
Lady: Fred how far?
Guy: Rose I gallant o!
Lady: You fit come pick me for Berger?
Guy: I dey come....but you go follow me go house o.
Lady: No shaking!

Nollywood and funny thingz.......

Good morning my fellow Nairalanders!
I want to use this to wish you a happy 'Ebola' day! Today makes it a one year that you bathe with salt and water and some even drank water solution. I pray that you will never be foolish again IJN. Common baseless scientific practical session put the whole country in fear. Nigerians can fear OOOOO!
Tell us your experience last year.
Thank you all!!!

Love is blind.....

25years and below.......what is it with this age thing? The Nigeria Education system is bad already. Some people are still writing JAMB or WAEC at 25years.........what will now be their fate? I think Government should look into this. Must everybody be a graduate(HND or Bsc) at age 25?

Ciara, Beyonce and Alicia Keys all they way.....kisses!
Rihanna be like house girl wey come Lagos from Enugu

Eboyin is their state of ORIJIN.....funny reunion story.

@OP.......I beg of you, leave Adekunle Gold alone. What he did is better than kidnapping, money ritual, robbery or even throwing of Bomb. Guys must survive in one way or the other. I love 9ja!

I would rather kill myself than committing suicide.......

Make-up or no make up is not the issue joooo.......as long as their 'London' and 'Milk factory' dey, end of discussion!

Maheeda needs psychological and mental rehabilitation.......

I love Nigeria! Despite the political instability, insurgency, etc.......Nigeria is still the best in Africa.
This kind thing no fit happen for Nigeria,even Lagos.......guys be like 'I beg give me rag make I clean the chalk, na chijoke write am there'. Prophet ko, Imam ni!

Kanye West be like:
'chairman the one wey you hug don do, I beg free her'.

Hmmmm......it's unofficial!
NYSC and FG should also ready to put in place security measures so that Corp members will not be a target of robbery most especially in my State........LASGIDI!

Na Yansh be dis or na Calabash?

Vice President is just being real. You can't fake you real self!
@OP......what's your expectation like? If you were the VP,what would you have done or how would have behaved? Do you expect him to be jumping up or trek from Abuja to Lagos before you can like him? Thank God he is smarter and sharper than Sambo.
Every man has his/her or weakness. Let's celebrate him.....cos one day others will either celebrate you or criticize you.
People are just too funny. Even if Jesus christ is a political leader in this country, some persons will still say something bad about him.
CHAI!!! DIARISGODUOOO!

Frustrated lady in desperate need of fame.

The woman be like.........

They were not praying to the Only, Holy and All sufficient God. They were actually praying to their gods like Doropu**y, Dorobooty, Dorod**k,etc

Don't be surprised! Satanists, illuminati crew, occultic people,etc....do pray and hold their hands in a circle.

Mindset slavery.....some black persons still believe that white-skinned people are superior that we Africans,mostly Nigerians.
NA LIE!!! Black is a lifestyle!!! We are unique!

Look on Bovi! Looking is free.......no monthly subscription!

Na wa oh! Mother took in for 9months and delivered a baby. Suffered so much to take care of the kid in primary,secondary and the kid's life is terminated in just a minute due to useless cultism. What is now the essence of existence? It is better some guys/ladies are not just gave birth to at all......... Their parents are now back to square one and I wonder if they can live longer due to this shock.
I pray that we will not give birth to children of perdition IJN.

Kungfu Panda.....