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This shows that many people can read without understanding what they read.

Common sense is not just common among many, how will they be paying consultation fee of 700 each person for an ordinary missing 1K

MALIGNANTGuest:
This was followed by the Crayfish!
which I stirred for 15mins in addition...

Oga , you wicked oh!
Crayfish wey condition make am die pkatapkata na em u still get mind put am for fire for 15 minutes

OP, look very well and you will see a mysterious pot in your kitchen, use it and cook the mysterious tortoise and see a mysterious blessings in your Life

Blake755:
Haha at least the now have Mohammed and Jesus in there team no excuses for not winning a trophy

Indeed you are a son of vawulence

1 Cup in the shelf well intact.
More Cups to come YWNWA!!

Nonsense, this people are dragging the world backwardly.
Instead of them to think Big and smart they are thinking the opposite

Nigerian leaders are useless

How can a nonliving thing be aware of a living things

RedChiefPriest:
Make headies committee sha dey sleep with one eye open because 1 million boys abi 1 million fans fit run enter them .

Naso this mumu portable wan use big mouth and mumu behaviour ruin his career.
Anyways na his problem, Akoi Grace noni.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine and 6 plates of peppersoup
Barman! Play me "Control your tongue" by Kim Kardashian and Tinubu.

He get career before?

Mariangeles:
Oga, this one you're sharing free gas... should I also bring my cylinder? I'm with Channah.

Madam, I no near gas talk more of sharing it ooo

Felixamos:
I dey tell you

abeg
Tell me more cox I need to know

Nobody knows what is true in this country anymore.

Channah1:
Amen!

God bless your sweet soul.

Amin!
The world would have been a better place if we all have a woman that can cook to us heavenly dishes like this.

Channah1:
Awwnnn... Thank uuu.

More gas to your cylinder

Nice one!
We have only two Cooks in Nairaland Gloryholemaker & Channah

SavageBoy:
Omorr na my why I wan die for this coding thing.

Let's all be realistic here, tinubu will most likely win this upcoming election. If that happens mehn, I dey carry myself go Ghana jejely, dey there while I plan the Much bigger move.

Nigerians never See suffering yet. Buhari own na rehearsal

oh Lord!
U said buhari own n'a rehearsal

If everyone should port, then who will make Nigeria a better place?

He truely looks like herpes

SeriouslySense:
If you eat everything, where will you see the next meat to eat, let me guess, the next meat will be a person.


We use to have many animals in our environment but they are starting to go extinct, our populations have exploded and it has lead to the meat consumption such that the meat is disappearing, we should only eat what we are suppose to eat or what we grow.

Besides the animals also help enrich our environment, some animals contribute to making life possible for people.

Let me explain in a simple way, assuming you ate all the plants on earth wont all the earth become a desert.

Even if we are gluttons, we can not consume everything on earth because it is beyond our capacity to do so, more over , the more we consume the we enhanced a balanced food chain

If we don't eat them, who else will?

Everything created is meant for our consumption let stop pretending to be woke while deep down we are very hungry

Nigeria remains an indestructible Nation on earth.

Happy birthday baby girl.
Many from that side get as them dey be

Well, the only media the Hausa/ Northerners are very active is WhatsApp

Mr Man take it easy, if you are opportuned I know you will do worse

Moh247:
See his pregnant team of looters

bigeagleeye:
Batcher to batcher campaign
Hut to hut mobilisation
Over 75% of Northeastern people in particular and over 60% of core North in general do not know what is called suffering..not because they have always been rich, but because they've always been poor!

Thank you for that.

Their state of living is been programmed to prohibit anything that will make their standard of living as evil.

We are suffering today because of the majority that the minority failed to enlightened long ago

Oga, tell us say u be simp of the ages not all these irrelevant formulas

RedChiefPriest:
Wahala sha no dey finish
No be everything you need court and social media for,
carry that Rosita enter one ghetto,make them use bamboo stick reset his/her brain.
After that,carry the Rosita enter park back and see how she/he go dey hug every kid maybe black or chocolate or brown or white or Asian or Latino or Indian. Infact na every living thing the Rosita go dey hug After the serious mending.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me"equality for all" by Portable and Nicki minaj.

Oga, the kind tape & remix u dey play dey shock me for nipple

If they should ban Motorcycle let them do it on another purpose not because of terrorism.

Foolish Government are fond of beating about the bush instead of tackling issues from the root.

Mr Man do what you want and stop propagating vawulence, I can see clearly how smart you are disposing all the propositions here.

You must be a vawulence man

Chai !! This reminds me of my English teacher who loves rubbing me her massive melons on face all in the names of correction & explanation.
Thank goodness I was shy and inexperienced & she too was mindful of when and where she does that.
Now that I am a man I understood all she was doing but I forgive her because of her beauty and kind words.

Some women are strange creatures.

How comfortable does she feel chaining her herself from ear to nose?

Teeroyzimma:
Keep mute, you think 40 degres na small thing? You dey forget say Nigeria own get breeze

Be able to read and understand before attacking a patriotic Nigerian.

U & I know that we are experiencing above 100ºC but if u no cool ur mind u no go know

If the government is not lambasted they will never do the needful which is so bad of them.