₦airaland Forum

Look at how the armed robbers in uniform are dragging and extorting the accused and accuser of their hard currency.
Shame to our Nigerian Force

Karleb:
Stories like these are from LinkedIn, they might not be fake but not totally true.

The author normally add sugar to make it presentable.

Very true bro, they will either add sugar or salt their two common ingredients

Amalekki:
Exactly how I view it. I think we tend to focus more on low hanging low developmental reward aspects of life. We value greetings, age, humility over things that actually build up societies and make life easier. "Do you know my age" or "I am older than you" is more important to us than innovation.

The interesting thing is that we can still keep some of these culture but we don't need to prioritize them over more important things. We waste too much time on irrelevant things.

It has eaten deep in us that you can loose your job or some entitlement because of greetings

Nawa for our elders oooo !
Other elders from the other countries are teaching their children how to make bombs and nuclear weapon and we are here learning how to greet.

Channah ! Channah !!
How many times did I call you?

You and Gloryhoe need to be banned from Nairaland for instigating vawulence with our digestive organ especially in this unpalatable Buhari era.

Just look at how u are making me salivate unnecessarily at merely looking at this beautiful combos

satandeterrible:
Who be this fool?
No man has any right to nartu when earning below 100k but women have right to marry while broke abi?
You dey craze idiot.

You are the most foolish idiot.
Give me your cheeks let me slap sense into it

Great0ne1:
You can collect salary by hand or use a trusted relative bank account

Lol, trusted for me there is nothing like trusted person in Nigeria or relative

Wait a minute !
These invitation is not clear in my eyes OOO or are you inviting us for something else?

We don't need many Port, what we need is an expansion and quality management.

This shows that many people can read without understanding what they read.

Common sense is not just common among many, how will they be paying consultation fee of 700 each person for an ordinary missing 1K

MALIGNANTGuest:
This was followed by the Crayfish!
which I stirred for 15mins in addition...

Oga , you wicked oh!
Crayfish wey condition make am die pkatapkata na em u still get mind put am for fire for 15 minutes

OP, look very well and you will see a mysterious pot in your kitchen, use it and cook the mysterious tortoise and see a mysterious blessings in your Life

Blake755:
Haha at least the now have Mohammed and Jesus in there team no excuses for not winning a trophy

Indeed you are a son of vawulence

1 Cup in the shelf well intact.
More Cups to come YWNWA!!

Nonsense, this people are dragging the world backwardly.
Instead of them to think Big and smart they are thinking the opposite

Nigerian leaders are useless

How can a nonliving thing be aware of a living things

RedChiefPriest:
Make headies committee sha dey sleep with one eye open because 1 million boys abi 1 million fans fit run enter them .

Naso this mumu portable wan use big mouth and mumu behaviour ruin his career.
Anyways na his problem, Akoi Grace noni.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine and 6 plates of peppersoup
Barman! Play me "Control your tongue" by Kim Kardashian and Tinubu.

He get career before?

Mariangeles:
Oga, this one you're sharing free gas... should I also bring my cylinder? I'm with Channah.

Madam, I no near gas talk more of sharing it ooo

Felixamos:
I dey tell you

abeg
Tell me more cox I need to know

Nobody knows what is true in this country anymore.

Channah1:
Amen!

God bless your sweet soul.

Amin!
The world would have been a better place if we all have a woman that can cook to us heavenly dishes like this.

Channah1:
Awwnnn... Thank uuu.

More gas to your cylinder

Nice one!
We have only two Cooks in Nairaland Gloryholemaker & Channah

SavageBoy:
Omorr na my why I wan die for this coding thing.

Let's all be realistic here, tinubu will most likely win this upcoming election. If that happens mehn, I dey carry myself go Ghana jejely, dey there while I plan the Much bigger move.

Nigerians never See suffering yet. Buhari own na rehearsal

oh Lord!
U said buhari own n'a rehearsal

If everyone should port, then who will make Nigeria a better place?

He truely looks like herpes

SeriouslySense:
If you eat everything, where will you see the next meat to eat, let me guess, the next meat will be a person.


We use to have many animals in our environment but they are starting to go extinct, our populations have exploded and it has lead to the meat consumption such that the meat is disappearing, we should only eat what we are suppose to eat or what we grow.

Besides the animals also help enrich our environment, some animals contribute to making life possible for people.

Let me explain in a simple way, assuming you ate all the plants on earth wont all the earth become a desert.

Even if we are gluttons, we can not consume everything on earth because it is beyond our capacity to do so, more over , the more we consume the we enhanced a balanced food chain

If we don't eat them, who else will?

Everything created is meant for our consumption let stop pretending to be woke while deep down we are very hungry

Nigeria remains an indestructible Nation on earth.

Happy birthday baby girl.
Many from that side get as them dey be

Well, the only media the Hausa/ Northerners are very active is WhatsApp

Mr Man take it easy, if you are opportuned I know you will do worse

Moh247:
See his pregnant team of looters