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Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by Dearlord(m): 12:16am On Jun 16, 2019
You need a Holy slap.
Can't you walk up to her or call her and talk to her an eye ball to an eye ball and say this "young lady, this is my abode and you must abide by my code of conduct to habit peaceful as long as you want in my tabanacle , you need to be properly harbiled within the range of my vicinity. "
This is so simple thing to correct without your wife attention.
Health › Re: Do You Have Trypophobia? (Disturbing Photos) by Dearlord(m): 7:51am On Jun 15, 2019
rentAcock:
Man this generation is so weak and have no clue about it. Young boys and girls got drafted and were sent to wars to fight for their freedom or liberate other nations. Men and women were enslaved and forced to work against their will and in the most inhumane conditions. Men and women marched and self mutilated themselves to call attention to social injustice. Men risked being jailed for several years as sacrifice for a better living conditions for millions of people facing persecution. Millions of men, women and children were sent to concentration camps, beaten, rapped and starved to death. There hasn't been a world war in almost 80 years and now we have a completely weak and soft generation. A generation that has created 7 sexual orientations and 80 different genders simply due to confusion. Masculinity and chivalry has been completely lost, now people have phobias for just about anything you can mention. I know a friend who has agoraphobia or fear of public places. This guy is 38 years old and has not set foot outside his house since he was 20. Leaving his house causes such immense anxiety he literally panics just thinking about it.
This is the reason why I strongly advocate for the occurrence of a major world war, genocide and massive atrocities for a brain reset because this internet generation are so spoiled, weak and afraid, they literally panic at everything.
Are you still a human being?
In a matter of urgency you need to be sent far away from this planet
Romance › Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Dearlord(m): 6:03pm On Jun 13, 2019
Here in Cotonou you are in great danger if the pregnancy is not yours.

The worst mistake you did was not making proper enquiries before you went to the girl parents to ask her hand in marriage.

This is your down fall if truly she is playing you
Travel › Re: My German Fiancee Is Coming To Nigeria In 4 Weeks Time by Dearlord(m): 5:48pm On Jun 13, 2019
Bros if u never ready halla me If she is well packaged
Crime › Re: Mother Abandons Baby, Flees Anambra Hospital After Delivery by Dearlord(m): 11:12am On Jun 13, 2019
May the good Lord guide the baby
Crime › Re: Police Nabs 19-Year-Old boy For Beheading 3 Persons In Imo State by Dearlord(m): 11:04am On Jun 13, 2019
What is all this beheading news all about.

Rip to their soul.

Live right at the right time to prolong the longevity of your head
Crime › Re: Herdsman Beheads Girlfriend In Ekiti (Graphic Photos) by Dearlord(m): 11:01am On Jun 13, 2019
What a sad ending.
Career › Re: Agbori Better: Professional Female Barber In Bayelsa (Photos) by Dearlord(m): 10:54am On Jun 13, 2019
Rednaxelot:
I know guys will rush this lady’s salon to barb their hair.

Some guys will even pretend as if they are dozing while barbing and hit their heads on the lady’s boobs
I am afraid you won't make heaven grin grin How come you know about all this if you ain't one of them?
Crime › Re: Abimbola Ayanwale Death: Murdered And Pushed Out Of Bus Unclad (Photos) by Dearlord(m): 8:52am On Jun 13, 2019
So the ugly ones are those that deserves to encounter such fate?
What is wrong with some of us let learn how to console ourselves with the right word.
We are all beautiful made in our own way
RIP
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl On Her Way To School (Graphic Photos) by Dearlord(m): 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2019
Our Society is degrading from bad to worst.

May the Lord punish rapers among us
Travel › Re: Men Collect Money To Carry People Across Flood In Badagry by Dearlord(m): 11:55am On Jun 11, 2019
Nigerian roads are so wonderful.

Many thanks to our leaders
Travel › Re: Airline Official Killed While Fixing Car By Roadside (photo) by Dearlord(m): 12:46am On Jun 11, 2019
VillagePipu:
Quiet, not quite.

My post is above your IQ level.
Even the blind will know it was a typo' error
...then it is worthless as rien
Sports › Re: Formiga Become The Oldest Player In Women's World Cup History. Photos by Dearlord(m): 12:39am On Jun 11, 2019
ccollins:
No,rather God bless my hustle
All the same grin
Travel › Re: Airline Official Killed While Fixing Car By Roadside (photo) by Dearlord(m): 9:28pm On Jun 10, 2019
VillagePipu:
Let me teach you guys a trick when dealing with corrupt policemen who lack human sympathy.

When a policeman is misbehaving, just note his name and his force number. Don't argue with him. Allow him to misbehave fully, don't interrupt him.

Once he has satisfied himself, leave there and go home. Get a contact in police HQ in Lagos or Abuja and tell them you want one of your brothers transferred to Borno or Zamfara that he wants to meet his family there. Give them the policeman's name and force number with like 20k.

Go back home, relax and see what God will do. grin
I thought you had something to say.
Just keep quite.
Events › Re: Generator Fumes Kill 15 Wedding Guests In Imo, Another 17 Unconscious by Dearlord(m): 9:08pm On Jun 10, 2019
Sluacoast:
I think you have no idea how dangerous that smokes could be. It's unavoidable as far as y'all are fast asleep without positioning the the plant in a well suitable environment. You worst is that you wouldn't even notice the strange fumes you are inhaling. Only someone who isn't yet asleep could detect and saves the lives of everyone from the dangerous fumes called carbon monoxide. Stay safe
Thanks for the comprehensive analysis
Events › Re: Generator Fumes Kill 15 Wedding Guests In Imo, Another 17 Unconscious by Dearlord(m): 3:13pm On Jun 10, 2019
engrkaz:
Even if them be 1000, them go die. The fumes nor get color or odor. Plus Na traveling wedding guests dem be, dem go don mezebble anyhow. The moment them place the running gen for kitchen na him all of dem sign their death warrants.. I believe say the person wey on d gen self go don high scatter.. RIP to them all
grin Funny but true.
So pitiful that they couldn't decode the sign their Lord sent to them.
Health › Re: Sickle Cell: "Dreams Shattered, Disappointed But Survived" - Nigerian Lady by Dearlord(m): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2019
hisexcellency34:
But sis, wait till you are 40 oooo. I heard if you can survive by 40, then you are totally free. I pray you live long. You are too pretty to die young
wink it is just a fallacy, a normal term the doctor use in encouraging and giving them hope.
Events › Re: Generator Fumes Kill 15 Wedding Guests In Imo, Another 17 Unconscious by Dearlord(m): 2:54pm On Jun 10, 2019
This can't be true, how can 32 adult be in a room and not even a single person could detect the carbon fume or a common sense that a tragedy is about to befall them?
Health › Re: Man Reveals How Traditional Bone Setters Saved Him From Amputation by Dearlord(m): 2:46pm On Jun 10, 2019
I believe more in traditional bone setter compared to this ego are money hunger orthopedic.

Thanks to this my village old man by name George who restored my severed broken wrist in few weeks and to the old Man from Enugu who hanged my Dad leg for Six good month from the Carterpiller incident that crushed his leg when he was supervising one idiot at work.
Crime › Re: 61-Year-Old Man Arrested For Cutting Off Hand Of 11-Year-old Boy by Dearlord(m): 8:07am On Jun 10, 2019
The Old Man should be put to cell d'abord and the little boy should be treated with all emergency and if need arises they should go collect the old man wrist for replacement.
Sports › Re: Formiga Become The Oldest Player In Women's World Cup History. Photos by Dearlord(m): 7:49am On Jun 10, 2019
ccollins:
please nairalanders, do not let anyone trample on your fundamental human rights. contact me as I am a lawyer on any legal issue and advice.
Jah bless your hustle cheesy
ccollins:
please nairalanders, do not let anyone trample on your fundamental human rights. contact me as I am a lawyer on any legal issue and advice.
Jah bless your hustle
Crime › Re: Police Discover Shrine In Oyo, Recover Over 20 Persons Kept For Ritual by Dearlord(m): 12:55pm On Jun 06, 2019
Which should I believe?
The Guardian testimony or Police report.
Why will any parent leave their loved ones malnourished in the hand of a ritualistic or is there no more hospital in this country?

The police should do the right thing and never be tempted to take bribe from any source
Sports › Re: Lawyers Drop Neymar's Rape Accuser by Dearlord(m): 7:21am On Jun 05, 2019
I hate false accusation


Why can't we be human althrough our life time?


Nothing is dangerous as lies
Sports › Re: Senegal Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-20 World Cup (2 - 1) Full Time by Dearlord(m): 8:23pm On Jun 03, 2019
Why will I waste my lovely time on things that will give me hypertension?
Politics › Re: ‘be Available For Our People’, Gov. Ugwuanyi Tells LG Public Office Holders by Dearlord(m): 8:20pm On Jun 03, 2019
Well spoken
Travel › Re: Digging Road-sides To Bury Cables:when Will This Old Practice End In Nigeria? by Dearlord(m): 3:19pm On Jun 03, 2019
Alzirida:
When we build our homes and offices according to city master plan.

In advance society, while constructing Roads, the already make provision for cables, pipes. U don't need to dig in fugture
Thank you Bro
You are a certified educated citizen
Sports › Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Dearlord(m): 10:46pm On Jun 01, 2019
This final is super hot.
The match need to be replayed because of this hot babe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Dearlord(m): 7:00pm On Jun 01, 2019
i just hope the Red will not make me cry
Politics › Re: Lagosians Do You Support The Return Of Monthly Sanitation Exercise by Dearlord(m): 6:57pm On Jun 01, 2019
Every day should be a sanitation day.
Romance › Re: Fan Who Had Sex With Tonto Dikeh In The Dream - Actress Replies by Dearlord(m): 11:52am On May 31, 2019
Every women loves to be admired though.

Thank goodness I am not like this punna begger
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malawi’s Presidential Bodyguard Dubbed World’s Scariest [photo] by Dearlord(m): 11:49pm On May 30, 2019
All power belong to God. Been strong is all about been smart
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 Vs Nokia X5 (5.1 Plus) Speed Test & RAM Comparison (photos) by Dearlord(m): 7:04pm On May 30, 2019
My question now is which one should I buy for my side chick?

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