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allanphash7:
What is this one saying

You are genius bad user.

I am a proud black monkey who loves her strength.
I am a proud black Angel who loves her virginity
I am a proud black Devil who loves her passion
I am a proud black Demon who careless of her worries.

To hell with every thought conceived against me.

Simbrixton:
Bros

Young man, any problem?

This the reason I resigned from my job far back in 1977.

My best friend once offered me a job in his managerial accounting department , at first it was so rosy until his wife whom he placed as my assistant due to my vast knowledge and qualification unveiled the most shocking aspect of my life.
Could you believe that this woman happened to be one of my old side lover during my Elementary school days whom I have forgotten for decades.
This revelation came about when she was going through my affidavits she suddenly shouted "I knew it that from the first day you my heart wasn't at rest "

I was shocked, then I asked what was wrong with my document?
only thing she replied to me was Amara under the Udara tree [not the real name ].

Immediately, I remembered her and before I could make any statement ,She grabbed my two balls, the pain was uncontrollable & I managed to pull her hands off and she said that is not even up to the pain I put her through for breaking her heart, dis-flowering her and all the empty promises.

We resolved everything the following day and thanks goodness she was old enough to get things right .

As a sound gentle young man I knew that karma will definitely strike my Ass if I fail to find and activate my plan B .
We played cat and rat game within the week inside the office and the only part of me she got hold of was my d**k that she helped me nursed the injury I sustained from her on the day she revealed to me who she was and that was a blessing in disguise to protect me even though she over powered me with her kisses everyday and almost had her way on my departure from her company
Luckily I I got a job offer from another government organization and I was many miles away from her and her husband remained my best friend and we sometimes come together occasionally discussing about the good old days.

Lol, this isn't funny though.
In the guys mind he may be thinking "as I didn't get the opportunity to meet you alive, I have meet you in death "

What does he gain from this?

Whatever sails ya boat and make u happy I am in support.

Why should he be afraid if his hands are clean?
This is stupidity

The cat meat is very delicious when roasted, cooking it makes it sweetry like a rat meat.

What exactly is she training there?

Coppers of nowadays more interested in serving under wear.

He is lucky that he stole in a big way.

It doesn't work most of the time.

This world revolves round the NUNU and BANANA.
Every fucking day we talk and think about it.

Dearlord save me!

This is a plain stupiness.

So I have to ask for your hands in friendship before we become friends?
And after that I will still ask for your hand in marriage?

Is it just because of the gender opposite?

As long as friendship is concerned, we perceive friendship from people attitude towards you and anything apart from that you are just a fucking gold digger.

He died to live again.

Prayers is the key to everything.

I pray that the Dearlord wishes be known to her.

True bloody talk

Who was there when the boy made the statement?

Apawicked:
The excuse my presence got me rolling

I can really see you rolling Mr roller. lol

Apawicked:
This is sooo funny but I know your lying

Do you think that at my age I still have the need to lie?

My baby governor is good.

I met this lady with a terrible mouth odour on my way back from work and decided to say HELLO and give her a lift.
Could you believe that I almost fainted on my steering wheel as she uttered her first word and I decided turn off the ignition to pretend that my car just developed a fault and I gave her an unwarranted T-fair to excuse my presence.

mental slavery. Life filled with mystery.

I need to interview the little girl or else Idonbelieveit.

Naija I hail oo

They are just participating to complete the number

I don't know why dislike wearing necklace though this ain't worth half gram dollar

Lagos problem is transport network.
Imagine being in hurry all the time to catch up with ya activities.

My ganja woman always vibrant.

Who says ganja isn't good for the body?

...we should only be careful of it's light not the fume in other not to falsely accuse it of fire out_break

My ganja woman always vibrant.
Who says ganja isn't good for the body?

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