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Dymaco:
i created Fiverr whatsapp group.

Add me up please

IamQuins:
Did anyone get this, got mine yesterday and when are we to pay?

I submitted on the 16th and I got same message on the 20th...paying the 2K next week. The 2K is meant for the training materials & excursion for those 4days...

Odufaikhimalo:
Good evening There are two different types of forms I saw that day
Any explanation for that too some had serial number while others don't. it appears those who submitted before may 16 had serial numbers.

Well I saw only one kinda form

oneuniquemind:
I want to submit mine tomorrow morning. Still skeptical about the tin that's why I came online reviews. You mean I should be prepared for stress if I decide to still go tomorrow, chai. Pls, is the whole summit tin worth the stress + all participants will have to pay the 2k?

Well you don't need to stress yourself...just submit your form, drop your personal contacts and write down their bank account details.

That's all...participant are to pay the 2K

Hello Lagosians,

Based On National Image Youth Empowerment Leadership & Entrepreneurship Summit -- A Lagos State Government and Federal Government Agency (SMEDAN) Small & Medium Enterprises Development Agency of Nigeria in collaboration with National Images is set to empower 5,700 peoples in the different LGA and LCDA in Lagos State. This is also in Partnership with corporate bodies like Xeanior Resources, Icon Investment Consultants, Tostech Global Resources and others.


MY EXPERIENCE: At the Ikeja Youth Centre today, the level of co-ordination at the beginning seems good -- people were grouped according to each Local Government to submit their forms...things was cool and peaceful. Not until when people who had submitted their registration form before date and received SMS where called upon.

I quickly opened up the website-form to check the submission date again!. It says, "This form should be filled and returned to: Lagos State Government, Epe Youth Center and Ikeja Youth Center on the 16th & 17th May, 2016 by 8:00am daily "

AND I WAS LIKE WHY WILL PEOPLE SUBMIT BEFORE THIS DATE...why did those in-charge accept their form? (Foul play!!!)

Mehn...come see queue, people dey sweat, insults and fight between line-ups, this went on for hours (everything was so disorganised).

Another things that shocked us all, was when it was announced that we are going pay 2000 Naira. (Sudden Information...wey people no prepare for -- some people were even asking what the 2K is for seems its EMPOWERMENT).


The delay/waste of people's time was just too much!!!

Thank God, the Ikeja Co-ordinator called people into the hall...after too much delay. He told us more about the empowerment, his plan to organised us well and he explained that the 2000 Naira payment is for the 5 day training and excursion.

After all, he said those who just submit their form today (which is the right date) should go home and expect SMS from them. A Skye Bank account details was pasted on the wall for people to copy.

AND I WAS LIKE...why did dey delay us and make us go through stress?

Is like some Nigerians too like Money. I fear ooo...I over heard some people saying, "I came because of the LOAN" can you imagine that

Make e no be like say na only me -- lemme ask;
1. What do you think...what was your experience in your Youth Center?

2. And here's the IMPORTANT QUESTION, why are you participating in the National Image Youth Empowerment Leadership & Entrepreneurship Summit...is it for the LOAN?

Boss13:
He was never jobless. He just spent more than he earned. Tiwa should never had been his only client if he was a serious person. He should be looking out for talent and managing their careers. Chasing endorsement deals and shows for these clients and getting his commission.

People are mistaken that Tiwa was the breadwinner. Probably he allowed it. Tiwa is the product and he manages the product and should earn for providing services. I think the couple made a mess with the arrangement.

I don't know how is being done in Nigeria, but it is the management company that looks for business for these celebrities, who just sit around and wait for the call to come in. Even payments are made to the management company, they take their cut and credit the artiste/actor/book writers etc

According to Tiwa's words on Pulsetv...Tunji got a 4million deal for a show she is to perform. Tunji didn't inform her, he had collected the money and he didn't transfer the 4M into the company's account.
Tiwa called the event/show planner to know what's up with pay...to her surprise, she was told Tunji had collected 4M, meanwhile Tunji told her the show is for 3Million.
Tunji never transfer the 4M into the company account and Tiwa did the show for free.

Tiwa had to sack him as his manager because he stole from his own her(his wife).

raykas:
Go to accion microfinance.

Accion Microfinance? Never heard/seen such...are they in Lagos? Can they give loan without collateral? How much loan do they give?
And have you gotten loan from Accion MFB before...share your experience?

Without collateral...

Hello Nigerian -- Lagosians especially,

As an entrepreneur, I really need some loan to run my business and am sure they are many Nigerians out there who are facing this same challenges.

I came across paylater.ng, a very good loan website that can loan you only 5K - 10K. I was able to loan 10K for 1month which helped a little.
I came across aellacredit.com, onecredit.com and jobirra.com that claims to loan -- but filling in for loans on aellacredit.com and jobirra.com weren't successful.

Onecredit seems/looks nice but due to some document they required -- an entrepreneur like me can only provide passport and National ID.

Jobirra is so worst due to their outdated site...making the payment of 350naira on the site for application review is nothing to write home about -- always failing.

Please which other website is reliable and sure of loaning 50-100K or more without collateral?

And have you tried these website mentioned above...what was your experience?

I just wan try RenMoneyng.com...hope it goes well.

rolexsms:
are u on whatsapp ?

Yea...check my signature.

rolexsms:
Gbam!!! With this explanation now.. I can bet those of you who are asking me to buy ebook that I will do very well in this importation biz. ..read some thread on this nairaland and finally am going to give it a try with 30k first to see how it goes and am making my first order by next week.
GOD BLESS YOU DEASY...

@rolexsms good move...I like that you're an action taker!
Note: free shipping takes up to 15 -30 days to arrive here.

Please, feel free to reach me for tips on this business.

rolexsms:
Hello for those who know me.. You know I love business wella ..especially money!! Hehehee. So let's go straight to the point. I want to start a new business so after making my research I decided to go for mini importation so I decided to ask some questions before I start. Ehen the following under listed are my questions;
1, which of the ali sites is best for a fresher and also very cheap
2, those free shipping if I type in my address well. Will they bring it to my house?
3, Hope they accept PayPal?
4, Can I start with 30k
5, which goods is best selling for ladies
6, Must I use an agent when buying?
7, can I negotiate price with sellers?
8, is it possible to import Chinese girls? .......lol just kidding
Oya my honourable nairaland importers with swagg show me some love... I need to start importing..

1. Aliexpress is better...you can even use a cheaper ali-website 1688.com
2. Well as you note your address and postal code must be very correct...but our NIPOST are kinda trying -- sometimes they will bring it and sometimes you'll have to go their office to collect your package
3. As a beginner, I'd advice you don't use paypal because is not that safe. Pay through alibaba trade assurance (on alibaba) or on aliexpress that have "escrow" - this way your money will be safe. You know, you fit pay with paypal and the seller fit no send your goods. But if its a seller that you've done transaction/business with before and you've a build trusting relationship with paypal is okay.
4. Yes you can start with that
5. Well for me, anything ladies use is best selling as long as is fancy and of high quality.
6. Agent? That's a choice...you can do it all on your own.
7. Sure you can do that as well.
8. Lolz who go buy that one?

Cheers!

Can I use Payoneer MasterCard to purchase through/on alibaba trade assurance?

"A note of warning though….. Don’t be surprised if your Nigerian first class degree is evaluated to a second class lower. I beg that’s how I see am! Apparently our degrees no qualify! But just check it out before leaving before you find out that you left Nigeria a doctor and is only qualified to be an RN!"

It's high time!
I wonder why some Nigerians go over there to work mean while our degrees meant nothing to them -- SLAVERY INDIGUISE!

Lets build up our land

Seems Nigerian Education is lagging behind...most Nigerians don't want to upgrade themselves to meet international standards.

You can imagine foreign organisations(company) right here on our own soil using their own OYIBOS at top to manage their affairs while our graduates and school cert. holders are working under them. Meanwhile, plenty graduate still dey street -- hunting for job with their Resume/CV with lapses wey no fit meet international standard.

No be their fault sha...na outdated information wey our schools dey use for this advance century.
Those oyibos at the top in many organisation sabi all these lapses of ours - in fact dey prefer importing their own fellows to come work here.

Na only if you sabi person **connection and bribing things** - the leading way here.

Now, somebody is giving out information on RESUME/CV to help promote yourself well for free here...even if he's promotion himself - information which is king of all (in fact google know this as well) is worth paying for!

We don't need to criticise! Some dey even involve spirituality...

No wonder, "I wan go Dubai, Qatar, Canada etc." is increasing everyday -- You wan go work there shebi?
I bet u won't use Naija CV/Resume there!
Slavery in disguise...***

May God Give Us All True Independence

No wonder our education is lagging behind -- using outdated info to teach!
No wonder our certificate is not accepted/recognised in the developed world.

BLWeb:
You guys forgot James Akingbola as baron reiter in Arrow

https://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/c/c9/ArrowS4E05_02.jpg/600px-ArrowS4E05_02.jpg

Yes ooo...I observe that James wasn't included in the list. That's why I gotta comment

APCcrimesHD:
Ben, those students are yorubaassss...They are of the opposition... They are zombies!

So people with this kinda mindset still exist in the country of ours...where people from different tribes are now getting married and giving birth to each other.

Oga pack well -- stop TRIBALISM!

A Japanese, Yasutaro Koide, born in March 1903 -- months before the Wright brothers made the world's first powered flight was recognised late August 2015, by the Guinness World Records as the world's oldest living man.

Yasutaro Koide, a former tailor from Tsuruga,
Japan,
died early Tuesday in the Japanese
city of Nagoya at age 112...Akira Yamase, a
representative of Japan's Ministry of
Health, Labor and Welfare announced this.

The cause of this super-centenarian death is officially known to be heart failure
and pneumonia...

https://facebook.com/whatspoppinnija

Wow! AdekunleGold you met her before I do...well not bad, I no one day I'll meet her too.

When it comes to music in this country...I rate her "Number 1". I so much love and respect Asa's talent/music.

Jeez! Imagine the thought that just pop up after seeing this picture of both them.

Asa sang "Who will be my man"
Adekunle Gold sang "Sade & Pick up" ...these songs shows they are searching.

Let them get married to each other jor...

3 IDIOT,
MAKE IT OR BREAK IT,

LOVE DON'T COST A THING,

Mr. BONES
,
The Figurine (Araromire),
Empire,
The Flash,
Arrow,
The Bastard Executioner.

funnyme:
Am busy looking for long hair and see it here wasting

Lolz

Wayne Rooney is keeping his record of been
Manchester United highest goal scorer with his two goals in the match against Newcastle United on tuesday. The first goal of the match which was the penalty he scored, sets a new record for him in his team history, breaking Ruud van Nistelrooy's record.

With that penalty, Wayne Rooney has now scored more penalties than any other Manchester United player in the English Premier League (EPL).

According Manchester United Official website in the "Legend's profile";
Wayne Rooney
Total Appearances: 505
Total Goals: 240

Ruud van Nistelrooy
Total Apperances: 219
Total Goals: 150

Hello Nairalanders,

Here is another trending wedding story, we should learn from...though it's kinda funny to some people but the reality is that, before you take that partner of yours to the alter, here are few questions you should answer;
What do know of him/her?
Can you spend the rest of your life with him/her?

READ THIS!
This marriage did not compute.
An Indian bride dumped her groom on their wedding day Wednesday after he failed to answer a first-grade-level math question, police said Friday.

The rejected New Delhi husband-to-be was asked to add 15 and six. When he answered "17," his fiancée, Lovely Singh, walked out of the Rasoolabad village wedding ceremony and refused to return.
The mathematically challenged man, identified as Ram Baran, misled the bride's family about his lack of education, her father said.
They later learned he was illiterate, according to BBC News India.
"The groom's family kept us in the dark about his poor education," said Mohar Singh. "Even a first grader can answer this."
The marriage was arranged, and the couple knew little about each other, according to reports.
Both sides returned all exchanged gifts and jewelry after the wedding was called off, Kumar said. Cuddled from nydailynews.com

Hope you've got somethings from this?[i][/i]

Why did it take such years for the GOSPEL to reach Nigeria?

What a question?!...thinking
Should we blame God?...Absolutely NO!!!
Who should we blame?...Man? I think YES, Man should be blamed.

Here's my reason why I won't & will never blame God for the delay of the gospel. I know one thing for sure...that it cost God nothing to change every living human on earth into his own side, if HE can turn SAUL to PAUL. And guess what, everyone's heart is at his reach...BUT he won't pull everyone's to his own side. He want's Us all to make a our own choice.

Here's the reason why I will blame we men for the delay. I Observe one thing when God met SAUL on his way to DAMASCUS to kill & destroy the GOSPEL...within a second God changed him. But GOD didn't preach to HIM, he had to send him to a place, to a man who will instill...lemme use teach or pass the GOSPEL into him.
THIS WILL TAKE TIME...shabi? Saul no fit know all he knows in one day...he had to learn it. Even God in man(Jesus), while he was on earth had to wait to be trained, learn, filled with power and commissioned before He began His mission.

I WILL SAY GOD WORKS IN HIS OWN WAYS & WITH HIS OWN TIME...GOD ways & things is mysterious to us. It's kinda slow and steady to us.

BUT think about this...I blame men, because those who have receive the gospel early enough are STINGY!!!
This does happen a lot and it slows down GOD'S GOSPEL...in jerusalem after Jesus ascension his disciples were stingy. They never want to leave jerusalem despite his instruction "You will receive power and you will be my witness through out the ends of the earth" But GOD had to scatter them using PERSECUTION...mind You Saul led this.

Even after then, they still become stingy...that's why they face more persecution! In our present time, those who have receive the gospel were like this too...STINGY!
God will create a circumstance/situation to push His gospel to the ends of the earth even if we no wan preach!

The european have the gospel but they no wan bring am come here because they were scared...God create a circumstance/situation/situation(slavery) to bring it in.

And maybe slavery is our own punishment for not going after the light.

You've got great info...

I just pray that relationship/marriage issues over here, won't be the way it is in the western world... To me, i'd say...there's a reason why GOD the author of the first relationship/marriage created the Man first, while the Woman was hidden in him until it was time for her to be revealed. I believe this points to Age difference between a man and his wife.
Man should be older not the woman.

PapiWata:
Being of the MALE gender, BigEasy, you cannot be expected to understand the VITAL importance and carnal utility of WOMEN's accessories, unless you have earned a PHD in the subject like me.

VITAL IMPORTANCE & Carnal utility of women's accessories...so she uses this accessories to satisfy the way she feels. Huh?
She could get addicted to these accessories you suggest...will this not affect her lifestyle or sex life after?

PapiWata:
I must confess to being simply astonished that NOT ONE person, among all who thus far have responded to this lady's enviable predicament, broke from the herd and mentioned to her the most obvious remedy to meet her every need, attainable in the safety and comfort of her own bed literally every day rain or shine.

Yes I am speaking of battery-operated devices SPECIFICALLY designed to guarantee discerning women multiple euphoric explosions PER APPLICATION. Why on earth is everyone asking this lady to "think about other things", or "relax and pray for respite from desire", or "be patient until the hot-and-bothered impulses go away", as though the very notion of her simply achieving Nirvana quickly, efficiently, CONSISTENTLY, regularly, and, most of all, SAFELY, is a subject of taboo.

It is a medically proven fact that women who reach sexual climax on a regular basis FAR outlive those who don't get laid enough. Thanks to modern technology, those health benefits are EASILY attainable for ALL women in a manner that is 100% FREE from unwanted pregnancy concerns, relationship variables or transmissible disease fears. A $60 quality-made variable-speed woman's szex toy would slip easily into her purse, but when deployed in privacy, proceed to deliver ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more convulsive multiple climaxes than would be possible if that same woman spent her every waking moment trying out new human lovers.

From married women whose husbands cannot supply on demand, and who thus use electronic "mommy's little helpers" to great effect when the kids are off to school, to college girls needing some quick mental relief in order to concentrate on exam revision studies, informed women from ALL walks of life ALWAYS reach for their variable-speed rubberized schlongs to do the honors PRECISELY to their own exact specifications.

My humble admonition to the OP is that she has indeed been NEGLIGENT in her FAILURE to possess a robot lover in this day and age, as evidenced by her inquiries in this forum about how to go about getting off as needed, indicating an uncertainty on her part that simply would not exist IF she had taken the initiative of equipping herself appropriately so as to " sexually self-medicate" with a comprehensiveness reported to greatly exceed that which is "humanly attainable", yet is available at the quiet flip of a power switch to awaken the pocket-sized beast of pleasure for another tranquility-inducing session or two.

This isn't a cure either...

Bestlyf:
I want to publish a fiction novel in the Mystery genre, using my real Nigerian name. Would that affect readership of the book. Dont want to use a pen name for this. Whats your advice?

follow your heart...but you should have a catchy book title that will bring curiosity and questions in people's mind.

wahabian:
Brother, I stay in Isolo and I filled 23401 as Zip code.Later found out that "23401" is a telephone code Nigerians use as Zip code;I'm hoping I'm not the only that has done that and that those that did it got their cards.

Concerning the address I filled it correctly.

To get your area zip code use this website www.nigeriapostcodes.com, head over to your payoneer account to make correction. You can even reach their support desk to let know of this change for help tips.