₦airaland Forum

MrBrownJay1:
...and you are here posting on NL, instead of start packing to go deal with that ignoramus man in the village?

here is a clue: when you get there, pay some hoodlums to deal with him severely, and teach him to never try that in his life ever again.... then collect your mum's debt.

this will not work in that elele.. He is probably a hoodlum working for the king and he will have alot of hoodlums in his command. I advice she goes to human right and complain. And also ready to take ur mum away from there.

Olaolex:
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what a glutton how can u possibly eat half of that just a day.

trudinex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig0T3acBTms?feature=shared



https://punchng.com/shes-beautiful-well-spoken-nigerians-seek-woman-who-spoke-out-against-fuel-scarcity-in-viral-1994-tv-clip/

she must have let the useless country long ago. Anyway let's ask Michelle Obama maybe she is her sister they look alike.

Dammycouch:
I had sex with this 19 years old girl raw after I saw her HIV negative result on March 31st, 2024 but this April, I’m already suffering from fever and fatigue. That’s my first time having sex in my life.

Am I HIV Positive or Negative?

na fever u get nah!! Go buy medicine or better still go hospital and check urself. But i can assure u that u are just sick of something else not HIV.

chigoziri2403:
The main thieves are hiding in government house

this is how most of the government officials starts. You will just be suprise that one known thief is now in government house. So i think we should start from the grass root to correct them, just this way before they officially enter their government house.

SuperBaby:
Phone thieves beaten to pulp in Port Harcourt

bad thing is really not good. See how small boy dey slap old man because he chose to fork up.

It for diffrential pressure.

Puss360:
The fact is, we Nigerians knows what we are doing!!
We are educated, yet when we act, it'll be as if we never went to school...
We all know that spraying money defaces the local currency, but yet you'll see a highly educated person still spraying cash in parties 🤣🤣...
And we have this mantra "na my money, allow me to spend am the way I want"....

DJ play me Tekno- Enjoy 🤣🤣

how does it deface the money?. Compare to how market woman handles it.

Make this yeye man no make Isreal point the gun on Nigeria oh. We have a alot of problem already.

jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.

commissioner of women affairs.

OGwales:
Mumu man... Money wey he for use build companies for him home country, create employment. Nigerians never learn

Let him rot in jail.

make them kill am abi. For being foolish.

jazzman7711:
Yawn….

Minimum wage then was 80 naira a month.

So that list doesn’t prove anything.

Children posting rubbish.

Back then those prices were expensive for the common man.

Even in the 1980s, my pocket money for a whole semester at university was 500 naira, and it was more than enough for everything including catching cruise, shacking beer everyday etc..

still with ur analysis it's till not balance, because if u multiple everything on that list by 320 it is still far better.

Jennyclay:
May God bless the Ghanaian man.

Ghanaian men are more trustworthy than our criminal minded Nigerian men.

What goes through the mind of Nigerian men is to kill, rape and steal your money and property.

Nonsense men!!

Honestly, Nigerian men irritates me like hell

just in the middle of reading ur comment I said this must be Jennyclay. Only u can talk like this.

See how their picture was post for clarification if na una for here na one Police man wah nothing concern am picture una go, go post.

Pic

Complete set of chair 450k
Home theatre 170k work perfectly
Television stand 100k.
If u want to buy all I let them

Even if u just want one of the chairs fill free to call for the price

tollyboy5:
This lady made this statement on a thread. I would love to know if that's how ladies think so I can also update Elon musk chip in my head with the latest IA

she should wait till she is married than she will really know if most men give a fork about sex

Tjra:
Na this shitty tank Gbajue wan take get votes for Zaria?

The werey even put EXCELLENCY for the inscription.

You can't shame the shameless 😂

upon all the governors, local government chairmen, senators, commissioners, Councillors passed and present none of them could give water to that community rather a man form hundreds of miles away from them came and gave them water instead of u to be thankful to him u are here spitting nonsense.
Meanwhile the villagers are happy with what they got.

If na some area them no go even wait for the truck to fall before they start looting.

Queengee:
Currently lives and work a 250k monthly Job in Lagos, recently I got an offer for a 500k job in portHarcourt so am still contemplating whether to accept the offer or not. I heard portHarcourt is very expensive compare to Lagos, so I don't want to make wrong decision.

who tell u ph is more expensive than lagos. Take PH job and live a long life that what u will live in lagos.
Cheap food and cheap accommodation compare to lagos call me if u get to ph let me make ur live easier.

Rybnyk:
It's good that the FG is doing this but stop using misleading pictures. This is the same picture that Loretta Onochie used during Buhari's admin that she was called out for. This is the road construction pic of another country,not Nigeria.

ok nah I was also wondering what happened to the Enugu, Benue, kogi red earth at least on that part I'm sure of the color.

abc115:
Imran Muhammad

where una get this picture from because I know say that area na red sand why I am seeing another color of sand.

EreluRoz:
meaning you weren't supposed to be together in the first place.
I guess you both didn't take your time to know each other very well for a long time before dating.

my instinct is telling genotype.

NairaOcean:
A heated confrontation ensued as a man faced accusations of impregnating a young woman, only to vehemently deny any involvement in the pregnancy.

The man, who remains unnamed, found himself at the center of a tense situation when the mother of a young woman arrived unannounced at his doorstep. The mother, accompanied by her daughter carrying a bag of belongings, wasted no time in accusing the man of being the father of her daughter's unborn child.

In response, the man immediately denied the allegations, claiming he was not the only person the young woman had been involved with.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmgXQE1072A

this news is like fourth years ago. By now she would had give birth if she kept the baby.

talk2hb1:
8-10 millions minimum

for what nah!! Around 4m go build am.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

my young daughter suffered that stuff for about 6 day she couldn't use the toilet because of the pain.

This nah small money nah.even Davido can pay up this loan. Remember 30billon for the account.

kattie:
Its how he ate food from a total stranger that's making me worried. Tomorrow they will say women are cheap.

hunger may even be worse than when u are pressed. When u really pressed I'm not sure u have time to select toilet.

That boy nah man.

Caramia2020:
She should go back to the authority that posted her instead of looking for publicity.

meanwhile some niggas like us will like it because we will automatically become the principal and every other thing needed.

Ogogoro government. They should been in costurdy speaking for themselves.