₦airaland Forum

Puss360:
The fact is, we Nigerians knows what we are doing!!
We are educated, yet when we act, it'll be as if we never went to school...
We all know that spraying money defaces the local currency, but yet you'll see a highly educated person still spraying cash in parties 🤣🤣...
And we have this mantra "na my money, allow me to spend am the way I want"....

DJ play me Tekno- Enjoy 🤣🤣

how does it deface the money?. Compare to how market woman handles it.

Make this yeye man no make Isreal point the gun on Nigeria oh. We have a alot of problem already.

jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.

commissioner of women affairs.

OGwales:
Mumu man... Money wey he for use build companies for him home country, create employment. Nigerians never learn

Let him rot in jail.

make them kill am abi. For being foolish.

jazzman7711:
Yawn….

Minimum wage then was 80 naira a month.

So that list doesn’t prove anything.

Children posting rubbish.

Back then those prices were expensive for the common man.

Even in the 1980s, my pocket money for a whole semester at university was 500 naira, and it was more than enough for everything including catching cruise, shacking beer everyday etc..

still with ur analysis it's till not balance, because if u multiple everything on that list by 320 it is still far better.

Jennyclay:
May God bless the Ghanaian man.

Ghanaian men are more trustworthy than our criminal minded Nigerian men.

What goes through the mind of Nigerian men is to kill, rape and steal your money and property.

Nonsense men!!

Honestly, Nigerian men irritates me like hell

just in the middle of reading ur comment I said this must be Jennyclay. Only u can talk like this.

See how their picture was post for clarification if na una for here na one Police man wah nothing concern am picture una go, go post.

Pic

Complete set of chair 450k
Home theatre 170k work perfectly
Television stand 100k.
If u want to buy all I let them

Even if u just want one of the chairs fill free to call for the price

tollyboy5:
This lady made this statement on a thread. I would love to know if that's how ladies think so I can also update Elon musk chip in my head with the latest IA

she should wait till she is married than she will really know if most men give a fork about sex

Tjra:
Na this shitty tank Gbajue wan take get votes for Zaria?

The werey even put EXCELLENCY for the inscription.

You can't shame the shameless 😂

upon all the governors, local government chairmen, senators, commissioners, Councillors passed and present none of them could give water to that community rather a man form hundreds of miles away from them came and gave them water instead of u to be thankful to him u are here spitting nonsense.
Meanwhile the villagers are happy with what they got.

If na some area them no go even wait for the truck to fall before they start looting.

Queengee:
Currently lives and work a 250k monthly Job in Lagos, recently I got an offer for a 500k job in portHarcourt so am still contemplating whether to accept the offer or not. I heard portHarcourt is very expensive compare to Lagos, so I don't want to make wrong decision.

who tell u ph is more expensive than lagos. Take PH job and live a long life that what u will live in lagos.
Cheap food and cheap accommodation compare to lagos call me if u get to ph let me make ur live easier.

Rybnyk:
It's good that the FG is doing this but stop using misleading pictures. This is the same picture that Loretta Onochie used during Buhari's admin that she was called out for. This is the road construction pic of another country,not Nigeria.

ok nah I was also wondering what happened to the Enugu, Benue, kogi red earth at least on that part I'm sure of the color.

abc115:
Imran Muhammad

where una get this picture from because I know say that area na red sand why I am seeing another color of sand.

EreluRoz:
meaning you weren't supposed to be together in the first place.
I guess you both didn't take your time to know each other very well for a long time before dating.

my instinct is telling genotype.

NairaOcean:
A heated confrontation ensued as a man faced accusations of impregnating a young woman, only to vehemently deny any involvement in the pregnancy.

The man, who remains unnamed, found himself at the center of a tense situation when the mother of a young woman arrived unannounced at his doorstep. The mother, accompanied by her daughter carrying a bag of belongings, wasted no time in accusing the man of being the father of her daughter's unborn child.

In response, the man immediately denied the allegations, claiming he was not the only person the young woman had been involved with.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmgXQE1072A

this news is like fourth years ago. By now she would had give birth if she kept the baby.

talk2hb1:
8-10 millions minimum

for what nah!! Around 4m go build am.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

my young daughter suffered that stuff for about 6 day she couldn't use the toilet because of the pain.

This nah small money nah.even Davido can pay up this loan. Remember 30billon for the account.

kattie:
Its how he ate food from a total stranger that's making me worried. Tomorrow they will say women are cheap.

hunger may even be worse than when u are pressed. When u really pressed I'm not sure u have time to select toilet.

That boy nah man.

Caramia2020:
She should go back to the authority that posted her instead of looking for publicity.

meanwhile some niggas like us will like it because we will automatically become the principal and every other thing needed.

Ogogoro government. They should been in costurdy speaking for themselves.

Abeg make kayode collect that man number FG go need to ask am if he go likeborrow them small moni.

emperor4love:
De cleaner is only witness who can save her unless that was a setup nd she fall fr it, first u don't rush someone when such happens, there are some transferable disease like epilepsy, first know de history to the seizure or faint...I knw Nigeria are good hearted but don't fall to such but on that if it was mob that or crowd the case won't be lik this just she took it upon her sef nd that de result

I didn't know epilepsy is transferable.

How can he be regretting nah?. Come back home or is Nigeria border closed?.

LoveTalk:
9am

as a man who have same expirence i will always advice u to take the higher pay. There is this new mentality that money will come with.

WhiteWood:
My suggestion is that if you're happy and comfortable in your current job, it may be wise for you to stay. Sometimes, life is not all about money-- factors like relationships, peace of mind etc, are things that money cannot buy -- As the saying goes, it's sometimes better to stick with the familiar than to venture into the unknown.

leaving a peacfull place of work is not an easy task i must confess. I have reject many works with higher pay then what i earn. And if tell u my salary u will laff. As i speak now, i have an oppurtunity to take a job of 1m right now and i believe the offer is till open but i can't just take it because where i work presently i have a strong relationship with the MD. Some time is not all about the money, we still consider relationship. But mind u people who do not really give Bleep about relation tends to break forth faster in our present Nigeria.

LoveTalk:
Resumption is 9pm.
what do you think?

did you mean 9.am or 9.pm?

valETA1:
I'm at a crossroad towards making a decision of either staying back or moving to PH.

I've jst been transferred, bt the truth is, where I'm currently at, my 60k salary is well manageable.

Though, I dont have problems adapting to most of the cities I've been to, and will also love to move down there. But owning to the present economic situation, is it worth I move ? Is it a trap ?.

Aside accommodation which my company has, Can I take care of myself in PH with my 60k allawee ?

PH based please, I need ur opinions, as I still have option to decline, as such, your views will be of much help at this time.

I stay in PH and I"m also a family man. I can authoritativly tell u that prices of food stuff is ifair in port Harcourt than many parts of Nigeria except for the Northern part of the country that i have less knowledge of. The only time u will begin to have problem is when u are an activity man (drinking)and decides to get more than 1 girl friend.

Great100000:
(2) Egusi Soup

Egusi is a traditional one-pot soup that combines blended melon seed, pepper, leafy vegetables, and meat. It is nutty, spicy, and tasty.

With N1000 you can prepare an egusi soup. Here is how:

N250 – Half cup of Egusi

N150 – Grounded Pepper

N200 – Palm Oil

N300 – Pumpkin leave (Ugwu)

which kind of soup the this?. No salt, onion, maggi, crefish nor fish?. How u do think it will taste.
The problem of this country is that we think we can always adjust to bad situations. Other countries are moving from bad to good while ours is the reverse and some people here think u can cook with less than a dollar.