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Celebrities › Re: Yaw Adu 'Sumsum': No Actress Wants To Kiss Me In Movies - Ghanaian Actor Says by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:48am On Jun 28, 2018
What kind of a movie director will ask this one to be kissed, na wa oo, guy na village role go fit you jor, okpolo eyes no be open eyes shaaa.
Sports › Re: Argentina Players 'will Decide Team' For World Cup Clash With Nigeria by DEBJOCH1(m): 2:25pm On Jun 24, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
Nigerians i can't help but laugh at you guys if you think you stand any chance against Argentina.

I was so ashamed of the way you people celebrated super chickens because they managed to win common iceland like they know or play good football.

I shame for una naija.


Every world cup una must do permutation, una no dey shame.


Celebrating a win against common iceland as if it was the world cup that we won. Mediocres celebrating mediocrity.

I just can't wait for argentina to beat us and end all these nonsense hopes you people are having.

Your super chickens are as good as dead. Make i bend say Argentina no finish those weak players life.

Celebrating a win against common iceland as if we were the first country to win a match in the world cup.

I dey shame for una.

After Argentina don wound una finish on tuesday, on wednesday the chickens go from Russia move go dia clubs. All of una wey dey form patriots, i hope say Dem pay una money for the unnecessary celebrations. Ndi ara
. Ihere (Big shame) go catch you at the end. Olanihi like you, ask the same Argentina if Iceland is a "Common" as you nzuzuly said. Naija all the way jor.
Business › Re: Dried And Live Cat Fish In Large Quantities For Sale by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:56pm On Jun 22, 2018
Too poor a way to advertise, no one will ever take you serious.
Agriculture › Re: My Farming Business Journey From Zero To One With Pictures by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:42pm On Jun 21, 2018
Waiting
Sports › Re: Mark Geiger, Referee Accused Of Asking Cristiano Ronaldo For Shirt At World Cup by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:34pm On Jun 21, 2018
veekid:
E no consain me; make Argentina beat Croatia today be the koko
. Your ticket is at the verge of spoiling
Business › Re: Please Is This My Decision Wise? by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:41pm On Jun 13, 2018
N700k to buy keke Marwa and rent house in Lagos. bros don't try it otherwise, the 700k will only buy you a keke with less than N100k left, that N100k can never pay for agent and agreement talk more of paying the real rent. For doing Keke business, you must first of all register like N30k or so to the unit where you want to cover as registration fee, then everyday you pay N2000 and other money for tout. So bross, I will suggest you stay where you are and hustle well. Mind you you pay hell to those tout, at the end of the day, you may make like N10k a day and pay like N7k to agberos and police. So it will be better you remain where you are. I know of 2 Keke drivers who because of extortion left Lagos to Ogun State, and they happy about it now
Food › Re: Easy Steps To Make A Refreshing Soya Milk by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:34pm On Jun 13, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Nice way to show your ignorance. Fry soy you intend to use for milk? Odiegwu
. Yes my dear, I mean fry it as if you are frying grandtnut, who makes Kunu, Soya Milk, Tiger nut juice (Kunu Aya) better than people from Plateau, Kaduna, Nasarawa etc?, that's their traditional drink. Other tribes are just learner in this field. If you try this method, you will know you've been drink fools Soya Milk all these while, after you take this brownish Soya Milk, I swear your life won't remain the same, you won't even know when you will doze off from the spot where you are taking it. During my first visit to the West I saw people buying Kunu with all seriousness, and those people where singing the Kunu is this the Kunu is that, I decided to have a test of what they where buying, I asked for a bottle thinking I was in Abuja, low and behold when I tested it, I felt like pouring out, I was like what's the hell is this, the Kunu was as thick as a pap, as if that was not enough, I asked for a bottle of another so called Soya Milk, i just had a test of it and I split every thing out, I came to a conclusion that, throughout my staying in the west or east, I will never have a test of these 2 items outside, unless the one I make at home my self. Mind you, I am Nwa AFO Igbo and a male gender for that matter.
Politics › Re: Keke Drivers Protest In Umuahia Against High Extortion (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:49pm On Jun 13, 2018
In our Keke park in S.... Lagos here, we mark morning register with N2,000 every day, Police registration N400 every day, God punish you when fail to pay any of the money.
Politics › Re: New Photos Of Omololu Olunloyo, Kemi Olunloyo's Father by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:16pm On Jun 13, 2018
Is that aunty Kemi's papa, oh no, daddy Kemo is not representing you well at all, she just de fall your hand, is either you did your best by training and she refused to accept training or you over pampered her. Aunty Kemi and trouble making is just like 5-6.
Food › Re: Easy Steps To Make A Refreshing Soya Milk by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:28pm On Jun 13, 2018
That's a lazy people's way of making Soya Milk, any soya milk you don't first of all take to the engine to brake and extract the chaffs, hit fry like you are frying groundnut, then taken back to the engine again to grind in form of a powdered is not a Soya milk. Mind you, that's just the first stage of processing Soya Milk, the second stage involve the cooking stage, a good Soya Milk does not need any additive (vanilla as mention) apart from just honey, but if you feel you have the whole day just to make soya milk, you can just make Tiger Nut juice and add to your Soya Milk, that will save you from adding any additional additive.
Agriculture › Re: Awarded Top 50 Poultry Blog - Why I Appreciate Nairaland Community by DEBJOCH1(m): 12:59pm On Jun 13, 2018
knowledge4:
I remember. Your farm was already distressed before you stumbled on my blog and called me.The chickens were not healthy and the feeding formulation was poor at the time.
. You are right.
Family › Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by DEBJOCH1(m): 12:20pm On Jun 13, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You know that's untrue. My mom stood by my dad through thick and thin until his very last breathe. So don't you generalize. Humans have been known for infidelity since inception so nothing is new. Just pray you Marry right.
. That was then, no longer now, I am married I know what I am saying, when my late father become broke, my mum carried up the family burden through her hair plating and Akara business, at the same time she was still respectful to my late dad, with the income she makes, before she prepare a meal she will first of all ask my dad what will he prefer to eat. No woman of this generation can do that, even when they manage to sponsor a meal, they will remind you that hope you know I cooked this meal with my money?.
Travel › Re: Abuja Or Lagos: Which Is More Conducive For Living And Business? by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:02pm On Jun 12, 2018
My advise for you is this, you may choose to stay in abuja for residing sake because Abuja is purely meant for lazy Nigerian politicians, slay Queen's, sugar mamas and their likes, but when it comes to real business or hustling, I bet you Lagos na baba, anything sell in Lagos even shit too sell in this shithole country.
Travel › Re: Abuja Or Lagos: Which Is More Conducive For Living And Business? by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:00pm On Jun 12, 2018
My advise for you is this, you may choose to stay in abuja for residing sake because Abuja is purely meant for lazy Nigerian politicians, slay Queen's, sugar mamas and their likes, but when it comes to real business or hustling, I bet you Lagos na baba, anything sell in Lagos even shit too sell in this Shithole country.
Travel › Re: Abuja Or Lagos: Which Is More Conducive For Living And Business? by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:48pm On Jun 12, 2018
My advise for you is this, you may choose to stay in abuja for residing sake because Abuja is purely meant for lazy Nigerian politicians, slay Queen's, sugar mamas and their likes, but when it comes to real business or hustling, I bet you Lagos na baba, anything sell in Lagos even shit too sell in this shithole country.
Agriculture › Re: Modern Cucumber Farming. My 1 Million Naira Experience *with Pictures* by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:44pm On Jun 12, 2018
Please I need the seed as well for planting.
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Official Collecting 300 Workers’ Salaries Monthly Arrested by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:03pm On Jun 12, 2018
This news has K Leg, cheap blogger, how many local government staff do Bayelsa as a state state have that a single person will be pocketing the salary of over 300 ghost worker?
Career › Re: How To Get Sacked From Your Workplace? by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:54pm On Jun 12, 2018
Guy tender your letter and walk away, but don't use that company as reference, working there for just 3 months is not reasonable enough to use them for your reference. 3 months experience is equivalent to No experience, abeg waka pass if you like your new job.
Career › Re: How To Get Sacked From Your Workplace? by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:53pm On Jun 12, 2018
Guy tender your letter and walk away, but don't use that company as reference, working there for just 3 months is not reasonable enough to use them for your reference. 3 months experience is equivalent to know experience, abeg waka pass if you like your new job.
Politics › Re: Joshua Dariye Sentenced To 14 Years Imprisonment, Cries In Court (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:16pm On Jun 12, 2018
slimfit1:
14 years is an insult to the people of Benue or wherever he might have come from. A phone thief got life .
. I know you must be an afonja, as big as you are you don't know common history, is Dariye from Benue state, you even added "wherever he may come from" to really cover your shame of not knowing the names of your country pass governors and the state they represent. shooooor, iranu,, yimu yimu.
Agriculture › Re: Eggs Theft In Poultry: What Is The Way Out? by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:03am On Jun 12, 2018
YelloweWest:
Na wa o. I'm about opening a farm but now I'm scared.
How was the production level pls?
Outside the theft would you say it was a good business?
I intend to start with 2,000
. Don't be afraid, poultry farming is a very lucrative venture, at the same time a very disastrous enterprise if not well managed. If you insist on starting up one, do not make a mistake of being an absentee farmer, don't even start when you know you won't be there to manage it, secondly don't start it with the anticipation that I am going to be raking home with a huge sum, the reason is when the money doesn't come as at when estimated, anxiety comes in, what happen when your birds refuse to drop as at the anticipate or projected time frame (18-24 weeks)?. Starting with 2,000 birds no be small pikin game oooo, so think twice before jumping in to avoid you jumping out in a bad note. "Mind you poultry business is good, very good only if well managed".
Agriculture › Re: Eggs Theft In Poultry: What Is The Way Out? by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:01am On Jun 12, 2018
YelloweWest:
Na wa o. I'm about opening a farm but now I'm scared.
How was the production level pls?
Outside the theft would you say it was a good business?
I intend to start with 2,000
. Don't be afraid, poultry farming is a very lucrative venture, at the same time a very disastrous enterprise if not well managed. If you insist on starting up one, do not make a mistake of being an absentee farmer, don't even start when you know you won't be there to manage it, secondly don't start it with the anticipation that I am going to raking a huge sum, the reason is when the money doesn't come as at when estimated, anxiety comes in, what happen when your birds refuse to drop as at the anticipate or projected time frame (18-24 weeks)?. Starting with 2,000 birds no be small pikin game oooo, so think twice before jumping in to avoid you jumping out in a bad note. "Mind you poultry business is good, very good only if well managed".
Agriculture › Re: Eggs Theft In Poultry: What Is The Way Out? by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:49am On Jun 12, 2018
Ewamide:
Am a farmer, I was also a victim of that too but what I did was that I lock the pen and go home with the key, they feed the chicken when am there and also pick the egg when am around until I gradually sack all of them, then employ anoda set of staff. Now I have rest of mind
. You were able to achieve that because you are always available at your farm, we are talking about an absentee farmer who entrust her farm to strangers. Nothing can be as frustrating as been an absentee farmer.
Agriculture › Re: Awarded Top 50 Poultry Blog - Why I Appreciate Nairaland Community by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:26am On Jun 12, 2018
No sir, mine was at Ijebu - Ode then.
Agriculture › Re: Awarded Top 50 Poultry Blog - Why I Appreciate Nairaland Community by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:39pm On Jun 11, 2018
Yes, I remembered you very well, back then I when I first started up my poultry farm in 2011, you were more of a mentor/ guardian to me, I appreciate your advice and guideline then, though I encountered a big problem that period which include management related issues, and my inability to be at the farm 24/7 as supposed, I lost my farm as a result of being an absentee farmer, even when I was at the verge of thinking of what to do with the remaining 700 birds out of the 1,100 layers I started with, I decided to sell them off, I contacted and informed you about my decision. You advised me on what to and I agreed to sell dem off, you volunteered to give me list of buyers, though I paid for consultancy fee then. What really amazed me most then, was that among the list of 3 bulk bird buyers you gave me, that was ad far back as 2012, I called just one of them, the buyer came and cleared almost the whole birds, though his price wasn't the best bargain i wished for then, but i had no choice than to accept it. I used the proceed I made from the sells in offsetting my already accumulated debt then. That was a big lost and eye opener to me, though I vowed never to go back to poultry farm , but if I will "in future" I made up my mind to make you my mentor. Happy to see your write up again after about 6 years or so.
Agriculture › Re: Making Money In Agriculture... by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:14pm On Jun 11, 2018
N15k just like that? Nigerian no just get chill at at all, there is God ooo.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Off To Russia In Matching Green And White Outfits by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:06pm On Jun 11, 2018
IF YOU STAKE HIGH ODD ON SUPER EAGLES TEAM YOU ARE STRICTLY ON YOUR OWN. DON'T STACK WIN OR DRAW ALSO. THESE GUY ARE ONLY GOING THERE FOR FASHION PARADE.
Food › Re: Guys Kill Gorilla In Warri, Pose With It After Roasting It On Fire (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 6:56pm On Jun 11, 2018
THEY JUST KILLED THEIR GRAND FATHER.
Agriculture › Re: Eggs Theft In Poultry: What Is The Way Out? by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:35pm On Jun 07, 2018
The only solution is to invoke the spirit of Ayilala, Songo, Obatanla, Shokpono, Amadioha, Ngene Ukwenu into your poultry farm. Poultry Farm attendants are the most wicked set of human on earth, they sent me parking, I had a farm, started with 1,200 layers, had my job going on for me and put farm attendant to man the farm for me while I visit farm on weekend, infact the guys dealt with me, I fired them and managed to get other one, those ones where even the worst, at the end I sold off the remaining, made a total lost. I hate poultry farm attendants to the call. My advise, never should any one be an absentee farmer. The best but the most outrageous advice I can render to you is this, if your aunt know she can't be at the farm 24/7, she should sell off the birds, no amount of measure you put in place to checkmate the attendant dubious activity, they will always outsmarts you.
Agriculture › Re: Eggs Theft In Poultry: What Is The Way Out? by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:23pm On Jun 07, 2018
The only solution is to invoke the spirit of Ayilala, Songo, Obatanla, Shokpono, Amadioha, Ngene Ukwenu into your poultry farm. Poultry Farm attendants are the most wicked set of human on earth, they sent me parking, I had a farm, started with 1,200 layers, had my job going on for me and put farm attendant to man the farm for me while I visit farm on weekend, infact the guys dealt with me, I fired them and managed to get other one, those ones where even the worst, at the end I sold off the remaining, made a total lost. I hate poultry farm attendants to the call. My advise, never should any one be an absentee farmer.

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