₦airaland Forum

If you stay in the Western part of Nigeria, this kind of stuff are normal, I don't fear, I plead the blood of Jesus Christ and pass, a woman mistakenly forgot to remove her pot of Eboo (sacrifice) inside her shop, and parked out, when I rented the shop, I prayed and pleaded the Blood of Jesus on it, removed the pot and set it ablaze nothing happened. When I rented my apartment in Lagos, I felt I don't like the nature of the entrance to the passage, I bought a bag of Cement called a bricklayer, as he was smashing the floor to create a new flooring, that was how we saw a Calabash buried on the floor of the building, and many tenants have been staying there for years, low and behold, the Yoruba bricklayer who was busy on the work advised we dig the floor and put back the Calabash, I said No, just remove it and keep it by the side for the owner of the house, at first he refused that he doesn't want to "fi ori ko", I was like man, if you no want work again carry your load go make I go call another person, at the end he adhere. After that incident, I stayed in that compound for over 5 years and left, the Landlord so much had respect on me, but you will hear him raining course on other tenants. So those things only work for those who don't know who they relied on.

guy don't be wicked, you said he lost his job, isn't it? he is going through something and all he need now is your assistance, no responsible man will want to be a parasite to his fellow. to the glory of God, here in Lagos, more than 4 people have stayed under my roof, now they have their own home and family, they were all my senior, but today they call me uncle, despite the age difference, you can imagine a 37 year old calling a 30 year old "uncle". DON'T BE SELFISH MAN, FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS.

We already know, the two governors are Ebonyi and Abia, for Ukpeazu, jumping to APC will not save his ash, because Abia need transformation and that transformation can only come from Alex Otti. Thank you.

2nd to comment, men I am so much happy about this, let the celebration start now.

Evil minded Nigerians, tomorrow you people will be calling buhari names, saying that he is this and that, when we are praying that the prices of palm oil should crash further to N4k, you people are praying it should go high, shame on you people. Nigeria must get their whether you people likes it or not.

THIS IS THE HIGH TIME WE ALL NEED TO ARISE AND GIVE PMB OUR ON-ENDING SUPPORT TO GET RID OF ALL THESE CRIMINAL POLITICIANS. IF NOT FOR ANYTHING, LAGOS IBADAN EXPRESS WAY IS WORKING, THIS WAS A PROJECT WHICH THE PDP LEAD ADMINISTRATION KEPT ON AWARDING AND RE-AWARDING AND YET, IT NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE DAY. PMB, YOU GOT MY VOTE. SAI BABA

THIS IS THE HIGH TIME WE ALL NEED TO ARISE AND GIVE PMB OUR ON-ENDING SUPPORT TO GET RID OF ALL THESE CRIMINAL POLITICIANS. IF NOT FOR ANYTHING, LAGOS IBADAN EXPRESS WAY IS WORKING, THIS WAS A PROJECT WHICH THE PDP LEAD ADMINISTRATION KEPT ON AWARDING AND RE-AWARDING, THAT NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE DAY. PMB, YOU GOT MY VOTE. SAI BABA

Call you for account statement? prospective victims please shine your eyes.

Victurh:
Yoruba's call it_ Kpanla kika (meaning smoked round fish). So tasty in fried stews or vegetables, but sometimes, makes your stew more peppery to taste.

. Yoruba will always be Yoruba, putting fault at all ingredient because of their inability to cook food. " Fish make stew peppery ? fear Yoruba when it comes to cooking poti. I am yet to meet a Yoruba man or woman who knows how to cook. Very tasteless fish, only eaten mostly by the Yoruba's who are used to eaten tasteless and good food.

Victurh:
Yoruba's call it_ Kpanla kika (meaning smoked round fish). So tasty in fried stews or vegetables, but sometimes, makes your stew more peppery to taste.

. Yoruba will always be Yoruba, putting fault at all ingredient because of their inability to cook food. " Fish make stew peppery ? fear Yoruba when it comes to cooking poti. I am yet to meet a Yoruba man or woman who knows how to cook.

AT 26, YOU ARE STILL STAYING WITH YOUR PARENTS? YOU MUST BE A VERY LAZY AFONJA.

I HATE POOR PEOPLE AND THEIR MENTALITY, SO NOW YOU DON ARRIVE, OKWAYA? USING KEROSENE STOVE TO COOK AT THIS JET AGE IS NOW AN ACHIEVEMENT TO YOU, OOKWAYA? YOU JUST BE BUSY LOOKING FOR AN ENEMY TO YOUR SELF. I TRUST ABIA PEOPLE,BY THE TIME THE WOMAN WILL BECAUSE OF YOU SPEND JUST N400 TO AND FRO AND BECAUSE OF YOU ENTER HER VILLAGE, THE SAME YOU WILL COME HERE AND BE SHOUTING AKA NDI VILLAGE.

I HATE POOR PEOPLE AND THEIR MENTALITY, SO NOW YOU ARRIVED, OKWAYA? USING KEROSENE STOVE TO COOK AT THIS JET AGE IS NOW AN ACHIEVEMENT TO YOU, OOKWAYA? YOU JUST BE BUSY LOOKING FOR AN ENEMY TO YOUR SELF. I TRUST ABIA PEOPLE BY THE TIME, BY THE TIME THE WOMAN WILL BECAUSE OF YOU SPEND JUST N400 TO AND FRO BECAUSE OF YOU ENTER HER VILLAGE, THE SAME YOU WILL COME HERE AND BE SHOUTING AKA NDI VILLAGE.

SORRY, WHAT YOU WILL SEE IS, "THIS IS LAGOS, AND NOT WELCOME TO LAGOS AS YOU SAID". NO BODY HAVE THE TIME TO WELCOME YOU TO LAGOS. IF YOU LOOK ANY HOW, YOU SEE ANY HOW

SORRY, WHAT YOU WILL SEE IS, "THIS IS LAGOS, AND NOT LAGOS TO LAGOS AS YOU SAID". NO BODY HAVE THE TIME TO WELCOME YOU TO LAGOS. IF YOU LOOK ANY HOW, YOU SEE ANY HOW

How much?

Enuguboy4nsk:
Abia state honestly has been the worst performing state in SE...dunno whether BC they eat human beings

. When I saw your first quote, I first of all saw the write up of a reasonable fellow, but when I saw the concluding part, I now realized and as well concluded that you must be a product of a licked condom. Why have you chosen to be a skull miner and a promoter of hate.

please I am also in need of same branding. Thank you.

How the mighty have fallen.

Wrong party sir, join them if you can't win them

ChiefAzubuike:
I was in that court live. It was so heart breaking seeing the poor boy just break down like that. I even felt like crying for him. I pity am sha but I can't blame him. The country is so hard anyone would do anything for money. After judgement was passed, we whisked him away to a different location to remand him in our custody. I really wish he could be given a second chance at life. He doesn't deserve this treatment at all.

. This aught to be taken to LAWMA dump site, you are having self pity to some one who butchered his fellow human, had the mind to still cut off body parts of his fellow human, still have the guts to burry the remain and felt cool with that, haba mana, the weight of the law should take it cost, you are feeling for him okwaya? no wonder they keep seeing the afonjas as skul miners.

end time loan.

Sir, before you resign at your place of work here in Lagos, look for a good laundry and dry cleaning outfit, attach your self with them, learn how to do laundry, not just Laundry but dry cleaning as well, or better still get in touch with me, I will teach you the in and out of Laundry and Dry Cleaning, I dye all manner of clothes, I do Tie & dye, formulate all manner of Laundry soap and stain remover, industrial starch, I am in same condition you are right now, I work in Lagos but my family are some where in Ogun state, I make nothing less thank 5-7k every Saturday for doing Laundry alone each weekend i go home, I intend going fully into this business by next year if all things being equal, you don't need big money to start, with just a good generator which is about N70,000 - N90k and one dry Iron you are good to go. You can just take your leave at your place of work after acquiring the training, use the leave days to start this business at your hood in Ibadan, I can assure you this, Laundry and Dry Cleaning is a good business to do any day any time, I am not being tribalistic, most Yoruba young boys and men are lazy to wash, they love faaji and they can spend just to make sure the Ankara material is standing on their body, so long you are good at your work, you will be tired of working. if you are ready, just 6 Saturdays is enough for me to equip you on this journey and my charges ate very friendly, I will teach you all you need to know about this business and will also make sure that when you start, you will be able to formulate your industrial starch your self, make your Laundry soap your self, make your stain remover your self, you will have an edge over competition, you will also leverage on the skills to save expense, you will as well learn how to do the real Drying Cleaning i.e using chemical to wash or dying different kinds of Fabrics your self, this segment alone will silence your competitors because is just few dry cleaners that render such services. I am not compelling you to contact me. but I am assuring you that if you are looking for any business to do, think laundry and dry cleaning, the beauty of this business is that it will give you room to run other business, e.g you wash your clothes 7-9am after which you will be off for other business, once it is up to 4pm or so, you pack the clothes and start ironing or you set aside a day for ironing.

This is a big time trap to hand you over to herdsmen ooooo

Morocco0:
Please help me before I commit suicide

Graduated from Uniport in 2016

I have served but till date no job

Please help me..
I'm ready to come for any job interview in Port Harcourt and prove my mettle

I'm a graduate of History and Diplomatic Studies

. You stayed at home for just less than 2 years and you don de think hyper, my brother abeg think of what you can do for your self, you can learn how to fry Akara, puf puf in your hood, give it graduate touching, buy cheap office shirt and trouser take them to offices, there are a whole lots of things you can do to keep your self busy and keep making steady income, its only a lazy Nigerian that can think the way you just think, thinking suicidal because you gat no job after two just two years of service.

PA OBJ, A JOB IN ANY OF YOUR COMPANIES WILL DO ME GOOD. THANK YOU SIR.

Resign from job and jump into farming is not the issue, presently I have 3 plots of land in different location where I planted maize and cassava, the maize and cassava are doing pretty well, but have been taken by grass. I vowed that I will be the one to clear,, till the land and plant both the maize and cassava. Having done that, I also agree to my self that I won't hire any labour, I will be the one to clear the farm when the farm start growinf, presently I have just succeeded in clearing just a plot out of the 3 plots I cultivated, I do a 8am-5pm job, the reason why I am doing this is not that I can't afford to get farm boys to clear the over grown cassava and maize farm, but I just wish to feel the pain of farming, mind you since end of April when I planted the crops to now the farm aught to have been cleared. The truth remain that one should not be deceived, going into farming without money jumping into farming is just like one heading the suicidal way. I know that a whole lots of people will want to jump into this story and say if the person could resign from FRSCN and go into farming and he/she is making it, I can make it as well. Look very well before you dive.

Abjay97:
High insecurity in this country.. Thank God his father is safe.. Mikel should take his old dad abroad.. so he can live a nice and comfortable life far from dirty dirty country

. The man is a big time transporter in Jos, he is not ready to leave Jos yet. Mikel father na real time hustler, the Igbo spirit is in him.

blackgold90:
Maybe the 1million is for those who don't pay community levy of like N500 a year so when they die the family of such person is task 1m as deterrent to others to encourage community development.

But after spending years in Lagos and die they come home, when ask for community receipt they can't present,then they come to nairaland to post.

"community want us to pay 1million before we can buried our person"

Who is fooling who?

. Community levy in this jet age, tell me how many community levy do you pay at the city where you stay, that's if you stay in city even. Please they should just rest with their extortion.

blackgold90:
Maybe the 1million is for those who don't pay community levy of like N500 a year so when they die the family of such person is task 1m as deterrent to others to encourage community development.

But after spending years in Lagos and die they come home, when ask for community receipt they can't present,then they come to nairaland to post.

"community want us to pay 1million before we can buried our person"

Who is fooling who?

. Community levy in this get age, tell me how many community levy do you pay at the city where you stay, that's if you stay in city even. Please they should just rest with their extortion.

dokiOloye:
Obvious lie.
Bloggers, make una fear God naa.
I'm not from Anambra but I know a lot of measures have been put in place geared at cutting costs during burials.
For example,in some communities,there's a threat of the priest not officiating d funeral mass if you don't bury your dead within a month abi 2 weeks sef.
In most communities,there's no longer an all night wake keep,wake keeps end b/w 8-10pm.Failure to comply,a fine will be imposed.
Many communities have also banned cooking and sharing of food and alcohol during burials,just a crate of mineral/malt to d different groups,if any group want to eat,they cook and bring at no cost to d family of d deceased.

. Cutting cost during burial? Men I am an Igbo man, but that's too bad and uncivilized na. Even to be buried on your own land sef, you go still pay for burial level again, that's extortion na.