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Uyomiya:
This man went to his village Gawama in Bauchi State to get two boys to stay with him and teach them how to work But While they were working with him, he killed them both and eat their meat. 😭💔
He then went back to their parent to complaints that they have ran away with his money and requested that another child be given to him. He was in the process of killing the third one when he was caught.

He killed them both and ate them, not he killed them both and eat their meat...... you fu...cking numbskull!

LewisHamilton15:
Last week I proposed to my long time girlfriend and fiancee and she accepted me.

We discussed a whole range of topics and we are convenienced that we can live our lives together. But one thing we disagree on is the issue of house: she said we must build a house together before settling down but I suggested we tie the knot and live in a rented apartment before planning to build our personal house but she insisted we must build.

She said we will contribute money to build together, she won't leave me alone in the project. She even suggested withdrawing her savings of #250, 000 so we can buy land. I have the money and apart from my daily hustle I have other side businesses that springs me money occasionally.

I want to settle down as soon as possible but she cited the problems that comes along with living in a rented apartment. I really wish to settle down but this lady won't agree.

I don't want to cause problem between us so how do I go about convincing her?

Tell her to ask her father to buy the house for you guys.

Israel5:
I have just been informed by neighbours from my house in my home town that my tenant was burnt to death by people in the environment. They almost burnt my house too but for some interventions. They ransacked the entire house, burn any item they could find, cutting down trees and pulling down doors.

He was accused of stealing and selling children. Four children have been reported missing. He confirmed it, only that they can not be recovered. That was before they meted jungle justice on him. He was survived by a wife and four children. The family are in police custody now. All his properties brought out and set on fire.
As I write, I am in shock right now. I can't travel there. All the while this devil told me he deals with Rice and other food items. He usually comes to Abuja to sell his items, asking to visit my house but for some reason I refused to let him. I have never him physically though. I thought he was a good man, how that he helped secure the property. It was after his death yesterday, I got to find out that he rented other rooms to some students and was collecting rent. Unfortunately, the properties of these students were burnt too. Not my problem.

I have contacted a property lawyer, and sent him there. He confirmed the incident, but asked me to sell the entire property.

Is that the right call? Seeing that the people see the house as bad omen now.
Please what do I do? Am I going to be implicated? I don't know the devil.

Ok.

complexstuffs:
IPOB cannibals who insults Tinubu the most are the ones that will be rushing UAE embassy.

Onikuuuure, iwo omo ale jatijati!

A ja lo ma je oju baba e!

Ajuri Lai Mohammed

Fu...cking propagandist!

SmartPolician:
This is FAKE NEWS!

Baba e fake news!

Alhamdullilah!

You sat back and allow such a mistake go on for several decades till they started finding out what a fraud you have been all your life?

Tinubu get lost abeg, bloody criminal!

People believed Dangote was going to begin production in August? Lol.

Clowns.

Miss Supranational? What the fu..ck is that?

Who are the idi.ots clapping in the background?
Who is the bastar...d who did a shoddy job?
How is the fraud parading himself as a minister now someone you people are gloating over?
Nigeria is finished!

They sign MOUs and count them as achievements.

When you ask them to point to something tangible that has impacted the average people positively, they start stammering.

Awon Olofo!

Enu Dun R'ofo!

Same thing you oloriburukus said during the time of the incompetent vagabond who now resides in Daura.

All of you, and your supports, will not die well.

Eyin Ashiere Olofo jatijati!

Ajuri Oyinbo, onikuuuure!

LeeSmart:
No vex bros, dem bury ur umbilical cord for lagos? Why na you dis thread come pain pass?

Shut your dirty gob!

RoadMozart:
You must be a danfo driver

Baba e danfo driver!
Omo ale jatijati.

princeemmma:
I saw this tweet and i feel this are one of features of Lagos Danfo Driver (i mean exaggerating), am not a Lagosians, i was born in Lagos State and i left Lagos when i was 9years, i don't think they will go to extent of asking someone to help them use there leg to hold break.

To Lagos based, have you ever witness something like this? can this be true?

It can happen anywhere in Nigeria.

By the way, who is the irresponsible and stupi..d moderator who pushed this to the front page?

BItt:
I had this girl I met in year 2020 during the covid period. It was hard to get her. She was much younger and had more attention.

During that period I was out of jobs and was struggling. I hardly had enough to take care of myself but she did not trouble me much. She was in the habit of buying things for me no matter how little it was. I was also reasonable enough to buy her more.

At a point in 2021 I got a job in another state. It took a while before I could save up and asked her to come.

She's asking us to get married but I am trying to explain to her what I am earning is not enough to start a home yet. Apart from that what she has is an olevel and some business she does online. She is still dependent on me for alot.

Yesterday, I took her out to an eatry and when we got back home, she suggested we took a Blood oath. Blood oath that neither of us will leave each other.
How do girls get to know and believe all these stuff?

She said we will pierce each other's left thumb, press it against each others thumb and say the oath. I don't know if it works but I feel strange about doing it.

Ok. and what do you want us to do?

Ajuri Oyinbo, de you dey whyne me ni?

A reckless spender, a useless human being and an incompetent vagabond!

Starhearts:
OGUN LAKAIYE
ỌSIN IMỌLẸ
OGUN ALADA MÉJÌ

Ogun mapa iya e ni.....
Olofo ikeji aja 🐕

Ara lo ma so pa baba e ati iya e aja adugbo yen!

Onikuure, to ba kuure, oni sun re

Brainless twerp, may thunder blow your scrotal sack into smithereens

Fu..cking dweeb!

Nah Tunde Sabiu SLS dey talk about, I am sure.

Buhari - the most useless president ever

He knows nothing and what went down during the 8 years he recklessly and incompetently presided over is mind boggling.

A very daft man who thought he did Nigeria a favour, it will not be well with him in Daura and the life after!

Ronaldinho don go knack SA babe way back................

BigBlackPreek:
Ashiwaju Jagaban

thunder fire you and Asiwaju fraudster!

Starhearts:
Iwon lo n'tan ara e...
Oponu ayirada...
Elenu sipon'ti

Baba e onikuuuure, iwo omo ale jati jati ikeji eranko yi!
Aja lo ma pa iya e.
Fu..cking vacouous troglodyte

E ma tan ara yin!

Awon weyrey.

This bas..tard called Buhari is still talking... .

You saved Nigeria from what?

Olofo!

Adeboye is a bloody FRAUD!

fergie001:
The Colloquium was held in Abuja to mark the 25th anniversary of Chief Joe-Kyari Gadzama as a SAN

Mary Odili is a retired Justice of the Supreme Court

Olanipekun SAN and Fagbemi SAN (AGF) are Senior lawyers representing Bola Tinubu and APC respectively, at the PEPT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv3aYzIgtu0
EXCERPTS OF THE SPEECH BY RETIRED JUSTICE MARY ODILI
This Colloquium and book launch in honour of Chief Joe-Kyari Gadzama SAN upon the attainment of 25 years as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria is an epochal achievement.

It is no doubt appropriate that the theme is: "The Nigeria of our dreams, a call to the Patriots". I say so in the light of the prevailing situation in Nigeria as a result of the 2023 General Elections which has generated a lot of storm necessitating the kind of conversation which we are about to indulge in as there seems to be moved to throw the nation into chaos or conflagration.

This may be brought about by some individuals and groups who fanning the ambers of hatred, bigotry and tribalism fails to see the possible outcomes of the utterances without caution that are been thrown around.

It is human to feel cheated or having the short end of the stick but one who is not declared the winner at any electoral contests, such emotions however grieved does not justify bringing the roof down, the roof of our nation.

The reason is simple, that in such an eventuality, that aggrieved person may not be spared as the commotion that could ensue will be like an unguided missile which could land anywhere and upon anyone.

Therefore, in ventilating our point of view and facts at the electoral tribunals or other courts, a sense of responsibility from all parties is demanded. The situation does not call for the blackmail of the judges or the posting of speculatory hypothesis giving them such a life of their own which run riot and accepted by the hapless and innocent in the society as the truth.

Knowing the quality of the participants at this Colloquium and I am happy that professional and those who are well-equipped in litigation matters or electoral disputes, Chief Olanipekun is a master and our Attorney-General recently sworn-in, these are experts.

I am confident that having such persons here including our chief host Chief J K Gadzama there is confidence that at the end of the day, a resetting of the mind will be taking place and we will keep things in perspective in the full Knowledge that elections are seasonal and litigations relating thereto.....

Odili, a fraud, just like the hardened criminal she is subtly trying to defend here.

Bunch of criminals who deserve to be tied to takes at the market square and riddled with a volley of hot lead.

Uzodinnmaa, onikuuuuure, supreme court illegal vagabond!

Illegal president giving another illegal head advise......... wonders!