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Reno Omokri is twerking hard for APC and Tinubu.

Bastar....d

Wahala

People will learn lessons the hard way.

Good.

Take it all the way, Tinubu is a monumental fraud built of falsehood.

APC is a curse. A cancerous worm that needs to be blown into smithereens.

Their death is near.

If you are an APC supporter, start preparing for what is coming

Gbogbo yin onikuuure one by one.

End.

APC and Buhari, enikuuuuure

If you are a supporter of both, either, or Tinubu, it will never be well with you.

E ma shoriburuku ni!

missyojo:
I have a local padded oven for sale. Pick up location is lugbe axis of Abuja, interested person should send a PM I will forward the pictures to the person. Pictures aren't uploading here

You get the one wey them no pad?

Nothing dey there abeg, make una go rest.

Bishop ti do pa ni?

Wetin nim do? Him touch toto or bobbi ni?

E dey happen.

She fit dey happy where she dey now.

Make Israel move on.

Oshiomole, Who did they inherit it from?

Oloriburuku Oshiomole, you were the APC chairman during the useless administration before Tinubu

I thought you people came in with a plan? What happened to all the promises during campaign?

You and your fellow bastar...ds kept on praising Buhari and co, while they decimated every metric of good governance and plunged the country into economic ruins.

Bloody incompetent old fools!

It will not be well with you and Tinubu, enikuuuure

God is my provider.

Ok.

See as them be? Awon weyrey!

Ajuri Oyinbo, onikuuuuure

Empty idio...t with nothing more than the ability to sprinkle fine words here and there.

Oloshi olofo jatijati!

Nonsense.

IconicR:
This man will definitely cause problems in our party
I don't support what they did to him at all and I'm very sure he will work against the party next time.

Onikuuure with your party.

All of you, one by one, enikuuure

Eyin Olofo jatijati yi!

It will not be well with Lord Lugard.

Onisun re oo!

Se won do pa ni?

Lutherblaq:
They say Forgiveness is the firs step to fixing relationship issues. It gives you a window to understand the reason behind your partner’s actions.

Being cheated on is one of the most traumatic feelings one can go through in any relationship. There are times when the love and affection between two people decrease due to various factors.

Cuddles, romance, and communication become less frequent with time. It is in times like these either of the partners may search for love outside.

As a man/woman, tell us;
Can You Leave A Good Woman/Man Because They Slept With
Someone By Mistake?

They slept with someone by mistake?

Slept with someone by mistake?

Which problem dog get apart from to catch thief?

Even thief, them no dey catch nowadays.

Smh

Lagos State get Government?

Born2Freak:
As I am writing this, my friend's sister is considering divorce just after 5 months of marriage. She recently learnt that her husband is a serial debtor- a specialist in borrow-posing (borrowing things and acting as if you own them).

The husband in question is from a rich family but he spends money recklessly and borrows recklessly. His family was covering up for him and she thought that the man is responsible.

The point is that the woman (my friend's sister) was fooled by her husband's rich family and big house in Lekki. The family has a house in Lekki while the man rents in Ibeju Lekki.

But can we only blame the man? If my friend's sister was wise enough to do investigation into the man she was marrying, she would not have married him. She saw a rich family and didnt ask questions. The man does not really have a job. He just helps to manage the family's properties. The man also parties like a wild animal. But because he spends on her, she believed that he was a "big boy"

Now, the reality has set- loan apps and police have come looking for the husband at their apartment. The wife is getting different threatening phone calls and the husband quickly ran to the village to chill.

Please, for any woman that is going to get married, please do your proper investigation.
-Is your husband to be financially responsible (does he have a steady job or business?)
-Does your husband to be flirt with other girls or have cheating spirit?
-Is he a wife beater?
-Is he respected in his own family?

Open your eyes. Ask questions and be careful. Marriage is not a joke. My friend's sister is depressed today because she was carried away by greed and didnt look into her husband.

Eyaaaah.
One chance.

DevilishMan:
Trust me, there is ewedu and gbegiri in the driver's stomach if you check.

What I don't understand is where he saw fuel to ride all the way from Osogbo to go kill innocent people in Enugu.

Onikuuuuure, iwo omo ale jatijati yi!
Fu..cking brainless pleb.

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

What do you need help for?

OYWN?

Onidokudo omo!

Wetin i wan meet am for?

Bature, ku odun, ku iyedun o.

tonywonder:
I am a legally married woman with no child and My marriage is 15 years. I reside in Lagos.

I am not the type of woman that monitors or interfere in my husband business or his staffs. Though I know some of the staffs but not much closeness.

7 years ago 4 youths corps served at my husband office but one lady among the 4 corps member was later retained and employed as a secretary to the director who is my husband.

Though my husband told me when his secretary wanted to do her wedding at Port Harcourt 4 years ago. I didn't go but being my husband staff, he went with some of his friends. Less than a year after the wedding the Secretary gave birth to twins. I even went to visit her at home in gbagada, Lagos with gifts for the new babies then. When I asked for her husband I was told he is out of the country. I never knew I was being fooled.

December 22, last year, the Secretary gave birth to another baby in a private hospital where my immediate sister got employed less than 3 months as an accountant. It was my sister that witnessed everything and told me.

The lady I thought is just a secretary is my husband-wife. The wedding the Secretary did in port Harcourt then was between her and my husband. The twins she gave birth to then and the new baby she just put to birth are my husband children. The house I went to visit her in gbagada was bought to her by my husband with a saloon car.

My husband didn't deny it when I confronted him. Even his parents and siblings all knew about it. I didn't know I was in darkness for years.

I am still in the shock because all is still like a dream to me. I asked him of my offensee to have punished me that way but he said I did nothing wrong.

Now I fully believe men are evil and their place is hell.

Since that the whole secret was exposed I have been mentally sick and disturbed. My heart is wild now, and at any time I can do and undo.

What should I do?

https://www.facebook.com/100003745537262/posts/pfbid02bf6qynCVjDVQhVc5UwURf7Ri9JH1LAvDuM34Z7pxfvkhfdg4XAPhEjhWs8jPgX1Nl/?mibextid=wPBFeM

Do you want to kill yourself?

Ehinjuola:
My husband is not the same man I fell in love with.

My husband changed totally after wedding day, in fact, it started on the wedding night and its giving me a lot of concern.

It's not that he is not talking to me or we are fighting, but he is not the cheerful happy person anymore.

After months of trying to get what the problem is, he finally opened up to me and I don't know what my fault is, I think he is overreacting.

My husband works in an insurance company and he is just a junior staff, he earns 150k per month, so he is not doing that bad.

When we wanted to get married, my dad wrote the wedding list and everything he would bring, when he saw them, he fumed that they were too much and they should reduce it but my dad insisted that he won't collect it twice, I also told him if he really loves me, he would provide them, he could get help from his family too, it is called bride price and other things, and it is once.

We had little issue then but he later resolved it.

He brought everything they ask him for

During the wedding, my parents told him to buy a cow, rent a hall and decorate it then they'll take care of other things. He said he didn't have money for a big hall and he would prefer a field ground but my dad insisted that rain could disrupt things and he has many people coming.

That almost cause issues too, I had to support him with 50k to get the hall because I know who my dad is, he won't back out.

I didn't know how he did it, he took the hall and designed it, he bought cow too.

His family brought food and everything went fine and that was it.

I don't know what was keeping him moody until he spoke up.

He said I couldn't fight for him, I was there supporting my parents and watch them extorting him, did I even know he had to collect loan to pay for those things?

I got angry because he used the word 'extorting'.

He was the one that wanted to have my hand in marriage and if he cherish me, he should do all they wanted since he is not paying twice.

After I said this, he stopped talking in the house, he comes home, eat and go to bed.

I tried talking to him but he would listen but not talk, he is cold to himself and prefer his privacy.

Have I said something wrong?

I don't like whats happening. My marriage is too young to be going through all these.

I am tired, I don't know what to do.

Ok.

IconicR:
He was just being transparent but trust Nigerians to come for his head because of their natural hatred for successful men and women.

You are a moro...n!

He changed his story when he realised he was on live TV.

You are a dunce and i suggest you go back and listen to him again.

Fu...cking nonce!