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Iru palapala wo niyen ke?

Smh.

All this idiotic Wike has done since he got appointed is destruction.
Surely there are better ways of dealing with issues, but Nigerian leaders know nothing other than to destroy things
Stupid overrated man!

Onanuga the old fart should shut the fu...ck up abeg!

Irresponsible man.

Toh!

Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.

Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?

You are a simpleton.

Well done Atiku.
Press the frail fraud's neck and drag him by his shrunken scrotal sack!
Tinubu the blooming fraudster must be exposed.

Atiku has something on Tinubu, he is just waiting for the court to get CSU to confirm it.
He knows what he is doing.

If you are a Tinubu supporter here, it will not be well with you and your family!

Toks2008:
Same way Tinubu kept making empty promises.

Used his hand to cause problem for Nigerians

Nigerian leaders are notorious for making empty promises and delivering mediocrity.
It is one of the key reasons why the country is fu...cked!
There is no way back for the country, sadly.

Cardoso said many things without drilling down on strategies and I am not convinced that these guys have the capacity, capabilities and will to manage the exponential inflation and exchange rate instability ruining the country right now.

Nah lie the man don chop, see him lips like ponmo

Make them free am sha....

She pounded him like iyan or what?

Fred166:
Everyone should be guarded, vigilant and observant, whether you are surrounded by bush or not please be vigilant. These snakes are so creepy

By the God Grace i own my house, it’s a 2 apartment bungalow with a 3 bedroom flat each. I occupy the front flat while my tenant occupy the back flat. Everywhere in my house is neat and tiled including my compound, I’m not surrounded by bush, I even stay in an Estate but it’s still a mystery how this snake get into my house.

On my way back from work, I stopped by to pick my wife from her shop, as at 7:30 when we got home, I walked towards the small fridge in our dining room to grab some chilled beer, I noticed something fell from the cotton pole, the moment I shined the torch light, it was a black snake then it ran behind the fridge. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I shouted Jesus see snake. My wife carried my daughter and ran outside to the main gate. I could even hear her voice shouting “babe you must kill that snake, I’m not sleeping in that house if you don’t kill that snake”

Well, My tenant came to assist me and we finally killed the snake with sticks and stones. I’m a brave man

I’m so curious right now because you can’t see a cockroach or rat in my house not to talk of snake. How that snake got into my house is a mystery. My baby is almost one year and she crawls around.

Who else has experience this before? And what kind of snake is that? Is it venomous?

Who asked you if you own your house or not?

Ta lo be re ejo lo wo e?

Who asked you if you live in a face me i face you or a 3 bedroom flat?

Pele, homeowner!

Eeyah..... What an idi.oootic minister, one who actually failed woefully as a governor!
These guys have nothing to offer - all of this is playing to the gallery.

Wednesday is not enough?

Stupid incompetent man!
You and Buhari will not die well.

What is going on here?

ican2020:
That’s good but why would a first class degree holder beg court not to release his academic records

Many Nigerians like celebrating their achievements and I even expected him as a first class degree holder to authorize the court to even publish his amazing performance on social media for all to see

Tinubu is a fraud and that is what he is fighting to conceal.

Only idio...ts think Tinubu is not a drug baron, identity thief and a blooming fraudster!

Lol.

Clowns

Love to see it.
Love it.
Best wishes to them.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Really? How? Because I asked why I'm farting uncontrollably? Really? Can't you see I'm not the only one suffering from this? Can't you see there are other people suffering from this? Can't you see this condition has a name to it?

I don't think you're serious. Are you?

Ori e ti daaru, you bloody farting dunce!

fadilaMaikiriki:
In my twenties. Why?

You sound like an infant.

Festus Adedayo, onikuuuure!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

How old are you?

Omojuwa is a low life bastar...d with no standards and full of duplicity.

A proper vagabond who epitomises many of the reason why Nigeria is a mess today

Anyone who takes that fu...cking midget serious is an idio...t!

UnusualEmissary:
You should be at the pharmacy sir, since you seem to have deduced what's happening to you and what you need is drugs.

And then if the person at the pharmacy is knowledgeable and sound, they might be able to tell if your deducements are right and give you the right drugs...

Or refer you to a doctor if they can't handle it...

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Be at the pharmacy for what? Are you insane?

Elvis2kay:
ATIKU AND HIS GAY PARTNER (OBI) DON'T WANNA GIVE UP.

Shut your gob, bloody social reprobate!

You are already unpopular for forgery, dealing drugs, stealing, impersonation, rigging, thuggery, falsification, lying and lording over criminality.

Ajuri Oyinbo, nah him go kill Tinubu las las.

Government of propaganda, same thing with the bloody incompetent fool in daura

APC is a cancer!

Onikuuuuure Femi Adesina!

Good.

CSTRR:
Peter obi had the most viable and reformative Economic policy document this country has seen in years.

The international community was already salivating at the prospect of an investable Nigeria.

But Nigerians allowed their poor IQ to betray them in the name of religious and ethnic bigotry.

Played bigotry with our very standard of living.

It is insane.

Our weak and corrupt institutions also colluded to subvert the will of the people.

We have lost the plot and it will not get better if the criminal parading himself as the president is allowed to stay on!

Rfjnenc:
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Se o fe soriburuku ni? Why are you spamming the forum?