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SportsRe: Tell The World How I Changed Your Life - Adesuwa Sonia To Ighalo by Decarbonisation: 12:01pm On Nov 16, 2023
Cho Cho Cho up and down!

I did this for you, I did this for her.... useless and irresponsible people

Smh.
FoodRe: Man Hails His Wife For Cooking Multiple Soup In The Middle Of The Night (video) by Decarbonisation: 11:58am On Nov 16, 2023
Ok, and wetin make we come do, or wetin way eyes never see? huh
Christianity EtcRe: When Was The Last Time You Went To Church? by Decarbonisation: 12:03pm On Nov 12, 2023
insidelife22:
Good morning Fellow brethren, I was born in a very religious family, when I was small I enjoyed attending church. I sometimes even slept in the church (back then it was allowed by our church).

In 2010 I went to stay with one of my aunts, she was Catholic, so I started attending Catholic Church with her. Then in 2014 I left and have been staying on my own since then.

To be honest I have not been to Church more than five times, the last time I went to church was in July 2018, don't know why but that's just it.
29 years ago.
FamilyRe: My Father Preferred My Younger Brother. by Decarbonisation: 12:00pm On Nov 12, 2023
lecoeur:
While growing up, sometimes my father takes me out with him and during those times he teaches me certain things that a man should know.
Thing is, something happened I can't recall but that thing made him tell me he preferred my younger brother to me (We are 3 boys tho), I even noticed it because he took him out more and bought things for him. I was this kid that's so quite, reserved and always on my own and he never liked that. On the other note, my brother is very agressive have this agbero type of behaviour lol. My dad fell ill and I took care of him both at home and in the hospital to the point of his death I was with him, I didn't take what he said to heart and he never apologized but I did all that because I loved him very much, I saw him as a hero, even the person that he preferred wasn't interested in taking care of him as much as I was.
I totally forgot about this whole thing until this my younger Bro accused my Mom of been bias towards him which is true but as the first and oldest son I always stand for him whenever that happens because I know how it feels.
Please I urge present and future parents to do better with hiding or avoiding this favourite child thing, it's not really ohk.
OK. undecided
PoliticsRe: ‘840-0’ — APC’s Ododo Defeats Ajaka, Melaye At Yahaya Bello’s Polling Unit by Decarbonisation: 8:59am On Nov 12, 2023
Lol.....So another doughnut like Ododo will govern a state in Nigeria?

Nigeria is finished abeg.
PoliticsRe: Obi: Supreme Court Ignored Rigging, Forgery, That Isn't Part Of Our Constitution by Decarbonisation: 3:12pm On Nov 06, 2023
Racoon:
Well, those are the baseline principles they criminal government system they and their cronies love to operate.
Sadly.
RomanceRe: My First Day On Nairaland Please Welcome Me by Decarbonisation: 3:11pm On Nov 06, 2023
Pussyisgud:
After all these years of reading as a guest finally i have become member please rejoice with me guys.
Ori e ti daaaru, iwo oniranu jatijati yi!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Spotted At US Airport As Nigerians Commend His Simplicity by Decarbonisation: 2:14pm On Nov 06, 2023
Bloody useless man...

What is there to commend about him?

Sat down for 8 years and in connivance with the stupid fool in Daura called Buhari, they ruined Nigeria

Stu.....pid man!
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Are Hardworking, They Are The Smartest People In This Life - Woman by Decarbonisation: 11:38am On Nov 06, 2023
Truths9ja:
“Yahoo boys are hardworking, they are the smartest people in this life”- Nigeria Woman, A Yahoo ‘Advocate’ spills

“Yahoo boys are hardworking, they are the smartest people in this life”- Nigeria Woman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XarYHKjs1u0?si=20sdGQOHFLtF2yfw
You and the bloody yahoo boys will not die well.

Eyin omo ole jatijati yi!
PoliticsRe: Recent Pictures Of Buhari Spark Rumors Of Ill Health. by Decarbonisation:
Buhari Bastar.....d, just look at the old fart?!

Onikuuuure, useless, incompetent and destructive vagabond!

Blood failure, it shall not be well with you and your cronies for the rest of your lives.
IslamRe: Islam Cleric ‘Performs Miracle’ On A Physically-Challenged Lady In A Mosque by Decarbonisation: 10:23am On Nov 06, 2023
Egbe Olohun T'obi........ Allah Akbar! undecided
CrimeRe: Umar Ibrahim Accused Of Raping, Impregnating, Infecting Girl With HIV In Jigawa by Decarbonisation: 10:09am On Nov 06, 2023
What are they waiting for? They have not chopped off his di..ck with a mallet or gouged his eyeballs out with a spatula, or chopped off his head with a pick axe? huh
PoliticsRe: IGP Temporarily Redeploys Imo CP, Mohammed Barde, Ahead Of November 11 Election by Decarbonisation: 9:40am On Nov 06, 2023
Believe those blood thirsty election riggers, violence instigators and corrupt vagabonds at your own peril.

The Nigerian Police, INEC, APC and the Federal Government are all working together to deepen their hold on power without regards for the ordinary citizens and their wishes.

Lastly, if you are in support of any of the above, it will never be well with you.

Gbogbo yin onikuuure.

End.
RomanceRe: You Must Have At Least 5 Million In Your Account To Date Me: Says A Fine Lady by Decarbonisation: 8:47am On Nov 06, 2023
Rebuker:
"You must have up to 5 million Naira and above in your account before you can date me," the fine lady says.
In the short video, the beautiful lady says, "For those of you who want to date me, please drop your CV, let me see what you can do. How can you be poor and say you want to date a fine girl? See, I am a fine girl; I don't use filters. How could you be broke and want to date me? You must have at least 4-5 million Naira in your account balance." She goes on to ask, "Girls that date poor guys, how do you people do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCLB__dCk0
See as she be.... with her 2000 Naira wig, Olofo Omo Ole jatijati!
SportsRe: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by Decarbonisation: 8:42am On Nov 06, 2023
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Warns Tinubu: “If You Do Not Correct Your One-Sided Appointment..." by Decarbonisation: 4:34pm On Nov 05, 2023
Una go cry tire...
Bloody bastar...d agbado eating fools.
RomanceRe: I Will Love & Worship My Husband - Nigeria Lady Berates Feminists For Hating Men by Decarbonisation: 4:21pm On Nov 05, 2023
Sabi lady.
The rest of una wey don turn feminism to something else go learn!
PoliticsRe: Why I Slumped During Ministerial Screening – Balarabe by Decarbonisation: 10:49am On Oct 05, 2023
Eeeyah! Lol
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Two Over Identity Theft, Romance Scam In Abuja by Decarbonisation: 10:48am On Oct 05, 2023
When una go arrest Tinubu for fraud, forgery and impersonation? grin
CelebritiesRe: The Money Bobrisky Made From Dad's Burial by Decarbonisation: 9:31am On Oct 05, 2023
What is the confused human being trying to prove? huh
PoliticsRe: Omokri: I’ll Give You $100,000 If You Can Show Where CSU Registrar Denied Tinubu by Decarbonisation: 9:25am On Oct 05, 2023
Reno Omokri the political jobber with less than 10k in his bank accounts wants to give someone 100k USD to prove what is widely known to anyone with a functional brain? Lol

Fu..cking idio...tic and pathetic human being

Tinubu is a criminal, a fraud and a corrupt vagabond... If anyone else thinks otherwise with the overwhelming evidences we have at our disposal, that person is a lost cause!

End.
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Asks Atiku To Apologize To Tinubu And Nigerians by Decarbonisation: 6:51am On Oct 03, 2023
Apologise for what?

Keyamo is a dunderhead

It is clear to anyone with a functional brain that Amoda Ogunlere is a forger, criminal and impersonator

A big fraud!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not A Magician, Says Wife by Decarbonisation: 9:29am On Oct 02, 2023
Yes you are right, he is not a magician

He is a career criminal, drug baron, master forger and impersonator.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Creates Office For His Wife At The National Assembly - Sahara Reporters by Decarbonisation: 8:18am On Oct 02, 2023
No be Nigeria?

I am surprised he has not created an office for his driver.

Fu...cking clueless, corrupt and irresponsible leaders!
PoliticsRe: The US Court Proceedings On CSU: A National Embarrassment By Osita Chidoka by Decarbonisation: 7:40pm On Oct 01, 2023
Excellent write up by Osita Chidoka

Very well put together, anyone else who thinks otherwise, must be a fu...cking idio..t!
FamilyRe: My Sister Married An Efulefu. What Should She Do? by Decarbonisation: 7:58am On Oct 01, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Right now she needs advice on what to do and I'm also going to be sharing what I have advised her so far.

This man has used his foolishness to implicate my sister and their lovely kids. Before I go into details of what happened recently, I'll like to give a quick backstory of how all these came to be and how she even got herself into this mess

Backtrack to 2014 when she broke the news that someone was coming to see the family for her hand, I asked her who the person was but she refused to tell me saying I'll meet him when he comes. I was now like ha... This one you're hiding it. I never knew it was one useless guy that was living in our former area in the early 2000s that all he does then was stand at junctions disturbing girls. He also disturbed me one period like that and I so much dislike him because of his behavior plus he's fair and I dont fancy fair guys.

The day came and we started cooking. Already I had gotten a hint from my eldest sister that it's the guy and I said was that why she was hiding it? What's my own there. We move. As the day was approaching, my idowus husband called and told me to warn my sister that that guy she's pulling with is not it. That if she's trying to have something serious with him she'll be making a big mistake. I said, she's an adult and can make choices for herself.


He came with his people and we did everything and she moved in with him. Now, this guy doesn't do anything. He claims he's a lawyer but never goes to work. Most times he'll go for early morning training by 6am and after everyone has gone to work, he'll come home and be sleeping. initially my sister was covering him up that he's doing something but anytime I visit after school, I'll always meet him at home sleeping. I knew my sis was just covering him.

Before they married my sister owned a school that was doing well. After her first child the school was still doing well but they started having issues because she was the one bearing most of the financial burden in the house. Sometimes she would come to school with bruises on her face. Since she refused to talk, me I didn't bother asking because if I do she'll bark at me.it continue like that until she could no longer bear it and started opening up to me that the guy doesn't do anything. Just goes about from one junction to the other.

She took in for her second child and fell sick. The school suffered mismanagement and folded up. That was when the guy showed her his true color. They fought to the extent she left her kids and went to my sister's house. My elder sisters husband settled them and she went back.

She had her third child and the guy started his madness again. This time he would leave them and go for hours without food. When he's coming at night he'll buy food and call his children to come eat and leave my sister hungry. So anytime I go there I'll just find her something to eat. Sometimes not always.
The day I said enough is enough and decided to pull her out of that nonsense was the day she called me, I was in a bus and she said for two days now she has not eaten anything and she's having headache. That the guy said he'll deal with her. I told her to hold on and sent her the little I could that I'll come and see her.

I got there and told her she can't continue like this . I told her to start following me to school to learn how to do what I'm doing and I'll be giving her small small daily pay any day she goes with me and later she can start sourcing for her own schools and be making her own money. I put her through and took her to a school immediately and assigned her to some classes after watching me for a few mins.

We did that for a few weeks and I was giving her the small thing I could after each day. She started going out to look for schools and two schools called her. She now said she can't be following me again , I said no problem. God helped her, She now got more schools and started selling books too and making money.
When this guy saw it, he left feeding and only buys food for the children once in a while. Meanwhile their fighting continued.

Fast-forward to last year, the landlord called my sister that he has given the husband quit notice, not because he was owing but because he was always disrespecting the landlord. My sister tried to plead but he said it's not because of my sister but the husband. Now this guy's is so troublesome and brags a lot. He quarrels with the landlord a lot and always goes against the rules of the compound. I on the other hand have been telling my twin now that she has the money to get her own apartment and leave the lazy thing but she remained there.


Last two weeks Tuesday. during that heavy downpour, the landlord came with some police men and threw their things out in the rain as she was preparing her children for school. It was one of the police men that now had pity on her and said they should leave the things in the compound instead of throwing outside in the rain and helped my sister to bring then inside the gate. The husband ran away. After everything he called my sister to bring the children somewhere. When she got there it was a friend's house. He begged them to let his family stay the night and till now he's still there. I told my sister, shey I've been warning you about this guy. Bett look for a place and move in before this one's change their mind. Could you believe this man continued his laziness there? When everyone has gone out he'll go there and start sleeping till they come back from work and meet him. My sister said he has started quarrelling the man's wife . Someone who's squatting you you're challenging them.

he's talking about moving them to Mowe but my sister is not buying the idea and says she wants to get an apartment here on the mainland because of her job and move with only her children but I'm of the opinion that she should leave the children with him because if she goes with the children he'll run from his responsibility and never pay their school fees again.

What should she do because the guy travelled for his brothers burial now and the owner of the house was heard asking the wife why the guy and my sister are still in their house and said let him come back first . Meaning they are tired.

I've told her to get an apartment now o.
Ok.
PoliticsRe: October 1: President Tinubu's Independence Day Speech (Video) by Decarbonisation: 7:57am On Oct 01, 2023
Not interested in listening to a career criminal and certified fraud!

A fu..cking drug baron masquerading as the president of Nigeria, a position he fraudulently attained.

Fu..ck you Tinubu!
CelebritiesRe: Glo Unveils Kizz Daniel, Asake And Chike As Brand Ambassadors by Decarbonisation: 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2023
astonished:
It's called creativity, it's not necessary to follow the trendz.

That thing you called shitty was once in vogue just like blackberry
No, it is actually called stupidity not creativity
Its pathetic, an eyesore and hideous.
Dont start thinking about joining the madness disguised as creativity
CelebritiesRe: Glo Unveils Kizz Daniel, Asake And Chike As Brand Ambassadors by Decarbonisation: 7:51am On Sep 30, 2023
Asake and him range of shokoto wey dey be like garri sack!

for him mind, e dey do fashion abi?

Smh.
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: How Police Picked Up Sam Larry From Lagos Airport On Arrival From Kenya by Decarbonisation: 7:50am On Sep 30, 2023
OLAADEGBU:
Operatives of the Nigeria Police Force, Lagos State Command arrested socialite and music promoter, Balogun Eletu, popularly known as Sam Larry, from the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Ikeja, over the death of late musician, Ilerioluwa Aloba known as Mohbad.
I am not interested in how the fu..cking corrupt police picked up Sam Larry

I am only interested in justice for Mohbad

End.
PhonesRe: Which App Consumes More Data On Your Phone The Most? by Decarbonisation: 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2023
MindOnMatters00:
I was having an discussion with some persons and the issue was which apps burns more data on their phones.

While one was saying Instagram, another was saying YouTube and another was saying Whatsapp status.

So I want to know from you guys, which of these 4 apps mostly consume more data on your phones cos we mostly or always make use of them everyday.

1. Instagram
2. Whatsapp status
3. YouTube
4. Tiktok



If the most data-consuming app on your phone is not listed above, you can state yours....
BangBros.

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