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RomanceRe: I Deserve At Least 1 Million From Success Family - Lady Who Recorded Success by decatalyst(m):
youngest85:
Just negodu.....haven't heard your reward is in heaven?
U mean she should be eating beans here...her jollof rice is in heaven. grin

RomanceRe: Man Caught Having Sex With Another Man's Wife In Imo State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:47am On Mar 24, 2019
Udontmeanit!


A whole grown man on the floor like a baby grin

CelebritiesRe: "I Was Born In The Wrong Generation" - Adesua Etomi Wellington by decatalyst(m): 6:48pm On Mar 23, 2019
Maybe she should die and come back in the right generation.


Iranu

RomanceRe: She Once Broke My Heart Bitterly And Now She Is Calling Serially... by decatalyst(m): 6:46pm On Mar 23, 2019
Biglittlelois:
This is always my sermon for relationships.
You get brain jare
Foreign AffairsRe: Boko Haram: Chad President Fires Military Chief Over Death Of 23 Soldiers by decatalyst(m): 3:38pm On Mar 23, 2019
For naija, the service chiefs are given more money and higher appointments for deaths of the poor soldiers.


What a shit hole!
RomanceRe: Man Narrates Why His Female Best Friend Blocked Him On Whatsapp by decatalyst(m): 11:34am On Mar 23, 2019
Aboks:
ANNIVERSARY LOADING...

RomanceRe: How?? by decatalyst(m): 10:26am On Mar 23, 2019
And you have won a trophy ability?

RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moment Asking A Lady Out. by decatalyst(m): 10:09am On Mar 23, 2019
Humour has always been my thing...we just naturally delve into romantic and dirty talk.


No need for unnecessary dramas.

RomanceRe: She Once Broke My Heart Bitterly And Now She Is Calling Serially... by decatalyst(m):
LisaAnne:
ignore her brutally
The "brutally" got me.

Never make the mistake of allowing anyone that cause you so much pain, to the extent of making you feel its the end to come back into your life.

The return of anything or anyone is always much bad.

PoliticsRe: Governor El-rufai Arrives Kaduna In Style After His Short Holiday by decatalyst(m): 7:49pm On Mar 22, 2019
SLAP44:
Is that a small baby on that car?

He seems to have gotten SHORTER? grin
I am more concerned about how he would be found if he falls down from the top of the vehicle. grin


The short man disturbing the status quo of Kaduna state
CelebritiesRe: Dee-One: Miracle Is Fake And Proud, He Left My Whatsapp Group, Snubbed My Show by decatalyst(m): 2:08pm On Mar 22, 2019
So we should fry beans.

Why should he want to stay and roll with someone that has mouth diarrhea like you?


Did dude has distasteful characteristics.

CrimeRe: VIDEO: MOUAU Student Batters Girlfriend With Hot Slaps Over 20K by decatalyst(m): 2:06pm On Mar 22, 2019
Disgraceful from the future of tomorrow.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want To Marry Her, But Her Uncle Brought Her A New Man To Marry. by decatalyst(m): 11:13am On Mar 22, 2019
If the girl is not mature or strong enough to make her decision, let her go!
CelebritiesRe: I Have No Business With The Illuminati - Okey Bakassi by decatalyst(m): 6:26am On Mar 22, 2019
U don't mean it.

FashionRe: See What A Guy Requested For And What His Tailor Sew For Him (photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:08pm On Mar 21, 2019
He should iron it well, maybe it would come close to the ordered dress grin

CelebritiesRe: “i’m Not Your Mate,respect Yourself” Kate Henshaw Blows Hot by decatalyst(m): 9:53pm On Mar 21, 2019
ojun50:
Na work wey no dey, i no see reason why i go dey follow one artist up and down, beside most of this youth na monitoring spirit them be
Nah joblessness of jare.


Who get time to follow someone wey no dey worthy to be a role not to talk of a role model?

P.S: not referring to Kate. She is one of the sane celeb we have left.

EducationRe: Male Teacher Seen Flogging And Slapping A Female Student With His Full Strength by decatalyst(m): 9:49pm On Mar 21, 2019
Officialgarri:
How does this look like a teacher and student ?

Omoh, I just watched the video o. Too harsh

But I think the teacher is trying to beat sense into her. Probably she's doing runs already.
How can he be "slapping" A grown adult with no bra like that in an open space, not even in a room?.

TravelRe: See What Happens When An Airplane Runs Out Of Fuel Mid-Air (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
Ah! Will I fly in a plane?


I cannor gamble my life on these half trained pilots and miss measurements of fuel biko

RomanceRe: Man Rocks Partners Backside In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:49am On Mar 21, 2019
FashionRe: Kanu Ihunanya Represents Nigeria In 3 International Pageants - Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:22am On Mar 21, 2019
So?

Car TalkRe: Fashola: Bad Roads Not Cause Of Accidents On Highways by decatalyst(m): 8:39am On Mar 21, 2019
Is he senile?

CrimeRe: Informant To Kidnappers Stripped Unclad And Beaten To Pulp In Rivers. Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:33am On Mar 21, 2019
The person using phone to snap, what will that picture do for her on his/her phone?


I use to wonder why people keep gory pictures and videos on their phones.

EducationRe: Secondary School Shut Over Strange Behavior Of Girls Shaking Their Chests.Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:59pm On Mar 20, 2019
Weedhustler:
I need Malawian visa sharpaly.
To go bring diseases abi?

SportsRe: Paul Pogba Buys Championship Rings For France's World Cup Team by decatalyst(m): 8:56pm On Mar 20, 2019
Beautiful piece I must say.

kiss
CrimeRe: Boy Stopped From Killing Himself After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend by decatalyst(m): 7:03pm On Mar 20, 2019
Chai!

We would have been 1 less of a weak-brain mofo wey wan die because of a woman.

Well, I sha happy for the family he would have put into so much pain and sorrow.
CelebritiesRe: 104-year-old Grandma Arrested For Never Committing A Crime. Photos by decatalyst(m): 7:02pm On Mar 20, 2019
Mama is senile!


They need to watch after her like a baby before she go drink shaving powder thinking it is ice cream.


grin grin
RomanceRe: Boy Stopped From Killing Himself After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend by decatalyst(m): 6:56pm On Mar 20, 2019
Chai!

We would have been 1 less of a weak-brain mofo wey wan die because of a woman.

Well, I sha happy for the family he would have put into so much pain and sorrow.
AutosRe: How Selling Cars Helped Me Relocate Out Of Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 6:21pm On Mar 20, 2019
Nice one.

There are no much job... You create one!

Lesson learnt from the Op

CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Killing Wife's Suspected Lover In Ogun by decatalyst(m): 6:13pm On Mar 20, 2019
Ordinary mugshots wall painting, Nigeria cannor do or make undecided



Who did we offend?

Car TalkRe: 40 Years Of G-class: Weststar Celebrates The Iconic Off-roader In Nigeria (pics) by decatalyst(m): 2:40pm On Mar 20, 2019
By the time they are celebrating 45yrs G-Class presence in Nigeria, I would have gotten mine.



Amen. cool
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Delivers Lecture On Music At OAU School Of Music by decatalyst(m): 1:45pm On Mar 20, 2019
grayht:
angry

Black face won't be happy with this development!
Black face be "see the stupid apari (bald) gay that stole my shine" grin

BusinessRe: How My Business Died In The Hand Of A Nigerian Hosting Company; Beware Or Fall! by decatalyst(m): 1:40pm On Mar 20, 2019
Heartbreaking...


Pick up yourself and know that "out of the broken pieces of your past, God can build an edifice of hope" and you will be amazed.

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