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RomanceRe: "Most Of The Times Women Cheat, It's Men's Fault" Twitter User Says And Reaction by decatalyst(m): 10:24pm On Mar 25, 2019
Including your father?

CelebritiesRe: Big Booty Actress Safina Haroun Involved In A Car Accident [PICS] by decatalyst(m): 8:06pm On Mar 25, 2019
CunnyLinguist:

Like soaked Agege bread in tea.

Na so i carry one hot 21 year old girl, busty and every.

When she undressed, the bleaching...poor hygiene... torn ragged undies.... cry
My belle ooo grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Men Kill Taxi Driver, Bury Him In A Bush After Boarding His Car In Rivers. Photo by decatalyst(m): 8:01pm On Mar 25, 2019
Just to steal, you murder a genuine hustler fending for his family and friends cry


You have murdered peace, you shall rest no more!

How many amen to this?
CelebritiesRe: Big Booty Actress Safina Haroun Involved In A Car Accident [PICS] by decatalyst(m): 2:39pm On Mar 25, 2019
Acting or real?


Without packaging, see as she scatter grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Ghana Music Video Directors Should Stop Copying Nigeria Videos - Shatta Wale by decatalyst(m): 1:08pm On Mar 25, 2019
So this guy too fit say something partially sensible.


No body wey no fit change o grin

PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo: News Of My Husband’s Helicopter Crash Rattled Me by decatalyst(m): 12:21pm On Mar 25, 2019
whitepub:
I hope he dies soon ma. Gracias
And so shall it be for you and the bitter souls out there! Amen.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi And His Sons Look Dashing As They Suit Up For Dinner (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:11pm On Mar 25, 2019
Cute fam.

But the first ignoramus up here no really get sense at a all sha.


Just wondering why.

CultureRe: Meet The Koma People Of Adamawa State Where Cloth Is A Prized Possession (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:53am On Mar 25, 2019
Best place to carry out some research grin


See as that one shoot yarnsh out with leaf grin

EducationRe: 11years Old Daniel Ngene Innovate A Fan Using Battery In Enugu by decatalyst(m): 10:18am On Mar 25, 2019
Arrant nonsense!


Let us stop celebrating mediocrity!

FashionRe: Man Steps Out Rocking Matching Colour With His Gas Cylinder by decatalyst(m): 9:25am On Mar 25, 2019
Is he modeling for the gas cylinder?

Wonder shall never end

CelebritiesRe: MC Shakara Involved In A Ghastly Accident (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:30am On Mar 25, 2019
Chai!


He must be really shaken...especially when you see your life go like a flash and back.

He should learn his lesson and avoid whatever caused this.

May God continue to protect us all.
RomanceRe: Faith Ogochukwu: Soldier Exposes Married Man On Facebook. See Why (photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:18am On Mar 25, 2019
partnerbizz4:
The guy finished English I swear, all because of puusssy. Chai!

38 year old man!

Na this type dey make these gals feel like goddesses.

Spits!
The old idiot fall my hand.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And Her Husband, JJC At Mo Abudu's Daughter's Wedding by decatalyst(m): 8:04am On Mar 25, 2019
I love the second picture.

Lesson learnt from these two: never allow anyone, no matter how highly placed they are in the society, to talk you down or kill your dream.

Beware of prophets of doom.


Lovely couple.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Universities, Learn From INEC On Inconclusive Results by decatalyst(m): 7:42am On Mar 25, 2019
So sad how "inconclusive" has been incorporated into our English lexicon by this political jobbers.


Naija is on auto pilot, walahi grin

RomanceRe: Faith Ogochukwu: Soldier Exposes Married Man On Facebook. See Why (photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:24am On Mar 25, 2019
See as the useless idiot finished the use of English Language and dictionary

RomanceRe: Can These Ladies Make Good Wives? (pictured) by decatalyst(m): 10:59pm On Mar 24, 2019
Awon omo buy one, get one free grin

PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Prostrates In Church, Celebrates His Victory (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:37pm On Mar 24, 2019
babadeee:
Omoale, omo toye kon fi Shey nke osu, Warey alaso grin cheesy angry
Such a pity we have so many senile youth in this nation.

The leadership is surely the reflection of it follower ship.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Prostrates In Church, Celebrates His Victory (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:50pm On Mar 24, 2019
babadeee:
them deserve you abi oponu cheesy grin
Odoyo, afofun gbemu, omo adanu elenu rirun grin grin
PoliticsRe: Professor Adesegun Banjo Is Dead by decatalyst(m): 6:44pm On Mar 24, 2019
The real definition of patriotism.



Rest on Prof.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Prostrates In Church, Celebrates His Victory (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
And this doesn't stop him and his cohorts from stealing.

The "food basket of the Nation" became the 'blood dripping state of the nation.' cry

May God punish all those that were/are involved or responsible for the blood bath.

Benue deserves better.
PoliticsRe: Tunde Idiagbon 20 Years After by decatalyst(m): 5:14pm On Mar 24, 2019
The type of disciplined 'democratic' leader Nigeria never had.


Sad!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Blast Those Questioning Her Wealth After She Bought Her 2nd Benz by decatalyst(m): 12:41pm On Mar 24, 2019
And those undecided to look for what to hate grin

CelebritiesRe: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by decatalyst(m): 12:36pm On Mar 24, 2019
Baby daddy grin

RomanceRe: Please Help Control My Intractable Erection by decatalyst(m): 12:18pm On Mar 24, 2019
NeverSayGoodbye:
Please I need help /suggestions. I read through a thread here yesterday asking guys how they handle/control erection in public, this inspired me to write this.

I am a guy of 28 years. My body is so sensitive to touch from opposite sex ( like touch on the waist etc) or erotic thoughts and I have erections immediately. It’s really embarrassing . I always try to avoid public display of affection because of this.

This has been happening to me since puberty and I feel it’s strange . I am not a sex freak at all even my babe can attest to it, i just can’t seem to control my mind.

Please I will really appreciate any suggestions on how to stop this, it’s really embarrassing .
Nothing to worry about.

My only fear is for that rod underneath not to tear ur trouser one day in public. grin grin
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Sends Strong Message To President Buhari (see What He Said) by decatalyst(m): 12:06pm On Mar 24, 2019
Me wey dey spread my clothes jeje, no one go kidnap me except dem steal the clothes grin grin

RomanceRe: How I Dump My Boyfriend Because Of Small D**k — Nigerian Lady Revealed by decatalyst(m): 11:56am On Mar 24, 2019
Davash222:
Indirect Advert.

Dey go dm you taya today. I envy you already.
It's a free world you know.

You accept/decline life goes on.
TravelRe: Over 800 People Trapped In Cruise Ship Chaos In Norway (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:17am On Mar 24, 2019
Enjoyment gone wrong.


May they all be safely rescued. Amen
CrimeRe: Robber Begs For His Life As Angry Man Uses Machete On Him After Being Nabbed.PIC by decatalyst(m): 10:49am On Mar 24, 2019
Is it not his joystick that this 'wicked' man is targeting?

shocked

CelebritiesRe: I Craves For Bigger Butt: Toyin Abraham by decatalyst(m): 10:35am On Mar 24, 2019
Ah!

With those toothpick legs?

How will they sustain the butt?

RomanceRe: How I Dump My Boyfriend Because Of Small D**k — Nigerian Lady Revealed by decatalyst(m): 10:32am On Mar 24, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
The other day, one was complaining the dïck was too long, now this. Nawa o. How do you know a dïck is small if not that you've seen and tasted all of the dïck sizes known to mankind ?
Bro, these girls are confused. Nah so one small rat dey run from me cuz of D. I just tire. If it's small dem go complain, if it's filling and satisfy dem go still complain.
TravelRe: World’s First Flying Motorbike That Transforms From Ride To Flying Mode In 60s by decatalyst(m): 9:43am On Mar 24, 2019
judgementyard:
I don place my own order grin
They are obviously delivering mine before yours.
CelebritiesRe: I Never Love Person The Way I Love U - Annie Idibia To Tuface As They Celebrate by decatalyst(m): 9:40am On Mar 24, 2019
If you no love him, wetin you gain?

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