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RomanceRe: Which Movie Role Won't U Allow Your Sweetheart To Play? by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Dec 26, 2020
debbydams:
look at u..sebi na movie �..there was a time I went tru my ex phone � I saw his chats nd how he flirt.. Till today I didn't ask. Him or question ❔ him.. So what's movie everyone has his or her freedom, in as much he's happy I no get problem.. Once m getting his full attention omo I no get problem fa
Wow!

Nah peace of mind dey important.
RomanceRe: Which Movie Role Won't U Allow Your Sweetheart To Play? by decatalyst(m): 8:35pm On Dec 26, 2020
debbydams:
me I don't have problem with that fa.. In as much he s giving me attention if that's what makes him happy I no get issues o..
I believe it is easier said/typed than done.
FoodRe: Dine Out This Festive Season And Take The Food Pictures by decatalyst(m): 5:39pm On Dec 26, 2020
Greenback:
A little party onboard ship...cool cool
Would like to experience a party on a ship.

I think it would be lovely...with cool breeze
FoodRe: Dine Out This Festive Season And Take The Food Pictures by decatalyst(m): 5:24pm On Dec 26, 2020
pocohantas:
Oga, read the title of the thread- dine out and take pictures of the food. It didn’t say EXPENSIVE FOOD/DRINKS. Just food!!

Everything about you must involve money and classism. The best things in life are free; love, true friendship, family. Something you don’t have. That is why girls are always chopping your MONEY, leaving you suicidal.

More cheap drinks o. We just went to have FUN, not to measure wealth.
Ah! You fall my hand!

Why must you glorify an internet troll with a response? Why?


Don't you know we live in an age where a jobless person tells someone working that he/she is using a replica or fake wristwatch?
RomanceRe: Which Movie Role Won't U Allow Your Sweetheart To Play? by decatalyst(m): 4:44pm On Dec 26, 2020
debbydams:
Any roles is actually ok by me.. In as. Much it's just for movie � den I dont v any issues with any role
Including the role of playing "gay" and being kissed on set? Being groped and ass smacked on TV set?


Nah way oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Colleagues And I Conducted A Social Experiment On WHATSAPP by decatalyst(m): 4:41pm On Dec 26, 2020
Great stuff!

No research is greater than this.

This "simple" thing you did may birth new innovations...
EducationRe: Top Creepiest 911 Calls by decatalyst(m): 4:38pm On Dec 26, 2020
Horrible to even read!


I wonder what the persons that picked the 911 calls felt... Some may require psychological repair...
CelebritiesRe: D'Banj Christmas Photos With His Wife And Son by decatalyst(m): 5:04am On Dec 26, 2020
Zzor:
Still surprised how this rough man turned out a good home keeper,hmm.
Nah you rough am?


No wonder almost every guy on Nairaland likes to take a pound of flesh off you!

Just Negodu jare!
CelebritiesRe: D'Banj Christmas Photos With His Wife And Son by decatalyst(m): 5:02am On Dec 26, 2020
Nice family, including the dogs.


2021 will be rewarding for us. Amen.
RomanceRe: ... by decatalyst(m): 5:01am On Dec 26, 2020
jcmaiah:
I am actually impressed that someone your age could write a comprehensive English. A typical 22 old would have messed the whole article up with short words such as d, az(don't really know how az'is short for as)
I noticed that too...he tried.

Please advice him before he goes astray!
RomanceRe: ... by decatalyst(m): 5:00am On Dec 26, 2020
If you go ahead to do such a thing with another man's wife, especially, considering how close and respectful the family regard you, then you are done in life!


Let that sink!

Don't fail God in your life...you are destined for great heights, but this could be the quickest undoing. Flee from a married woman!
RomanceRe: SILENCE: Last Year's December 25TH, She Didn't Care, Today She Did This... by decatalyst(m): 7:21pm On Dec 25, 2020
CapitalBank:
I used to have this girl that I "thought" we were dating lol... It didn't occur to me initially that I was dating myself. How could I when someone agreed to the relationship but opted out without my notice but I later noticed her nonchalance attitude towards the whole thing.

On the 25th of December last year, I was busy and I did call her to wish her Merry Christmas... So, I asked her, you didn't even bother to send me sms and If I didn't call, there wouldn't have been any of such. Her response was "abeg abeg abeg, I no get time for that now"

I said okay, no problem....

There was a repeat of this a few times hinge on why she doesn't call or text and the response was just as shown above. I still kept my cool...

A lot happened and I tried to amend the relationship until I decided in November that it is time to leave, albeit quietly.

It seems she noticed and started trying to get my attention.

First, she posted a picture (on WhatsApp status) of her wearing a watch that I bought for her and mentioned my name along with "boo" (xyz boo, can you see that watch?).

Boo? me a boo? That is like satan trying to tell you he is an angel.

A few days ago, at around 10 pm, I was just going through
She is just trying to confuse you... Don't be fooled, you ain't boo. She just dey use you catch cruise

In between she is a damn bad girl. grin grin
RomanceRe: One Of The Most Hated Female Nlder Spotted - PHOTO by decatalyst(m): 6:46pm On Dec 25, 2020
Why is everyone saying Zzor?


She should win the most hitter upon lady on nairaland for 2020. I don't think a certain guy that does barbecue comes close grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: Kankara Schoolboys' ‘Rescue’ Was Christmas Gift To Nigerians by decatalyst(m): 9:08pm On Dec 24, 2020
nairavsdollars:
Christmas gift kee you there
Thunder kill all of them there!
RomanceRe: Am I The Only Guy Who Hates Paying For Sex? by decatalyst(m): 6:50am On Dec 24, 2020
Goodmarlian:
All my life I have never payed for sex I see guys that pay for sex as people with low self esteem why pay her after giving her orgasms?is that not cheating?
,luckily for me i mostly meet women who just want to fvck for fun.
I will never pay for sex all my life.
I hate that shit with passion!

If someone I am into ask me for anything after a good round, then, you just cut ur own ticket ni yen!
NYSCRe: Corper Returning From Camp Killed By Gun Men... by decatalyst(m): 7:06pm On Dec 23, 2020
Damn!


But this government promised us lots of things, we have come to realize that they can't do or fulfill any of their promises, but can they PLEASE help stop this hopelessness and secure the land?


To many innocent blood is being spilled on a daily basis... cry


May God console his family and friends. Amen
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Gets Herself A Customized Cow To Celebrate Her 25th Birthday by decatalyst(m): 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2020
Jay5mie:
Nairalanders self grin
Second home of mad people, after Twitter�
SportsRe: Ronaldo Had The Wrong Attitude - Juventus Coach by decatalyst(m): 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2020
RedPanthar:
Smh. Full
Haven't you validated what I wrote now? grin grin
SportsRe: Ronaldo Had The Wrong Attitude - Juventus Coach by decatalyst(m): 3:48pm On Dec 23, 2020
RedPanthar:
CR7 is definitely going to run into issues in Juve. It's only a matter of time
Do you know how to read at all?


I guess you need to see an optometrist, if you read the piece and still came to write this!
CrimeRe: SAD!!! Newly Inaugurated Security Outfit Allegedly Kills Innocent Woman In Delta by decatalyst(m): 10:38pm On Dec 22, 2020
Some people are just tasty for blood and people's cry.


May God save us from trigger happy men and women.

We shall see and excel in the year 2021.
Science/TechnologyRe: Jupiter And Saturn's Rare Great Conjunction Captured Across The World (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
E no reach Nigeria.



Even the heavenly bodies are angry at this government and our mumuness undecided


If bubu see am, e go shock am. So the heavens merely removed shock from bubu matter ni grin grin
CelebritiesRe: "Twinning” — Toyin Abraham, Stepdaughter Temitope Step Out In Matching Outfits by decatalyst(m): 7:04pm On Dec 22, 2020
JoyJones2000:
Nice!
She is not like our usual Naija step moms and the babe isn't like our usual Naija stepdaughters
Are you normal laidis?

RomanceRe: Woman With Biggest Breasts In Europe Unveil New Super-sized Boobs For Xmas (Pix) by decatalyst(m): 6:59pm On Dec 22, 2020
Las las, wahala for who get extra large watermelons for chest. grin grin




Double wahala for who get agbalumo (African cherry) for chest grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Husband Set Me Up Please I Need Your Assistance by decatalyst(m): 6:46pm On Dec 22, 2020
Nah to get an hotel room and short dresses remain nau


You are already on the lane of trade...happy commercializing wink

Sorry, just change the "sir" in the picture below to Ma, we apologize.

The award is yours, congratulations ma.

AutosRe: 2014 Foreign Used Honda Accord (full Option) by decatalyst(m): 6:35pm On Dec 21, 2020
buygala:
It's obvious vehicle had a frontal collision...Engine frames still show signs of heavy panel beating

And Painter and Saclux Paint didn't help matters..

Come make I give u Baba Toheeb number make e run dis car well grin..
Hmmm...eagle eye grin
CelebritiesRe: I Love You Baby- Regina Daniels Celebrates Ned Nwoko Birthday by decatalyst(m): 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2020
She called him "potential" leader...at this age, that means he has a long way to go, to becoming a leader grin grin
RomanceRe: Bring Back My Wife, A Nairalander Cries Out... by decatalyst(m): 1:46pm On Dec 20, 2020
What should we do? �
RomanceRe: Men, If This Is The Brideprice To Pay For The Love Of Your Life, Will You Pay? by decatalyst(m): 11:22am On Dec 20, 2020
Shogun laiye ni.


Is this life that difficult?

FoodRe: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by decatalyst(m): 8:54pm On Dec 19, 2020
femmyapson:
Meet Cherry wink
See the face of the remorseless killer grin


Tell am make eim egungun be careful oo...snake is a different ball game.
TravelRe: Nigerian's Trip Around The USA Part 1 ( Kennedy Space Center) by decatalyst(m): 12:59pm On Dec 19, 2020
Interesting...



One day, we will shuttle to space for owambe.
CelebritiesRe: Didi Ekanem: How Mercy Johnson Paved Way For Curvy Women In Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 5:17am On Dec 19, 2020
So, the road block before?


This lots...always displaying fish brain to trend.

Shameful
CelebritiesRe: Ehi Ogbobor Surprisingly Presents Her Son PS5 As Christmas Gift(video) by decatalyst(m): 8:11pm On Dec 16, 2020
Make baba God bless us to be able to make our children, family and friends happy and be proud of us.

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