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PetsRe: Meet Porter, The World's First Driving Dog by decatalyst(m):
Wow!


This dog's brain are developed more than hundreds of naija youths.

All they focus their attention on is sex and irrelevant things, and demonizing women.

EmekaBlue:
make the dog drive you from lagos to abuja with the developed brain
You see undecided sadly you just corroborated my assessment. How could you reason that the sole purpose of this "exercise" Is for the dog to drive from Lagos to where ever? How? That's all you can think ofhuh cry
FamilyRe: ' I Hate My Mother With My Life! I Wish Her Nothing But Absolute Death! ' by decatalyst(m): 2:00pm On Jan 19, 2021
This one strong oo.


But the truth is, I can understand your frustration and all you need to do is to divert this energy into developing yourself.

Use the pulse to create a renewed drive towards the attainment of your dreams and goals.
PoliticsRe: How Many Wives Do You Have- Nigerians Ask Femi Fani-kayode As He Celebrates Wife by decatalyst(m): 9:44am On Jan 19, 2021
espn:
MANSHEWO...
But it's not anybody's business!

I mind my own business...i have my own peace!
CrimeRe: 16-Year-Old Female Bandit In Niger State Arrested By Police, Arms Recovered by decatalyst(m): 9:43am On Jan 19, 2021
Nairafame1:
The Niger State Police Command has killed a suspected armed bandit and arrested his 16-year-old female accomplice.
Spokesperson of the command, ASP Wsiu Abiodun, who disclosed this in a statement on Monday, January 18, said the suspects were arrested with two locally fabricated revolver rifles in Mariga Local Government Area of the state.

"On 13/01/2021 at about 1700hrs, a team of Police operatives/vigilante attached to Bangi division while on routine patrol along Bangi/Wamba road arrested two suspects; one Haruna SNU ‘m’ and Maryam Sani age 16yrs ‘f’ both of Magami village via Gussau Zamfara State with one unregistered Bajaj m/cycle, and two locally fabricated revolver rifles," said Abiodun.

During interrogation, the said Haruna attempted to escape and was gunned down by the Police. The corpse was later deposited at general hospital Bangi, Mariga LGA.

See more photos below;
https://www.nairafame.com/2021/01/16-year-old-female-bandit-in-niger.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Adequately oriented by BH.


She will know some sponsors
PoliticsRe: Festus Marinho Is Dead: First NNPC MD Dies by decatalyst(m): 8:39am On Jan 19, 2021
Queenlovely:
one of the PROBLEM is gone, only to be replaced by another
If replaced with you, then we have an humongous problem.

Your wahala is going to be terrible than bicycle.
Christianity EtcRe: Kukah Gets Pope’s Special Appointment On Human Development by decatalyst(m): 8:37am On Jan 19, 2021
majamajic:
Useless at home !

Valued abroad !
He is not useless at home, he is very invaluable to all.
Christianity EtcRe: Onyeze Jesus Line Up Clients Naked In A River As He Performs Ritual With 50naira by decatalyst(m): 9:06pm On Jan 17, 2021
LordOfTheGame:
It is well shaaa. Nigeria is a failed country. Look at how young men are so frustrated that they're ready to do anything just to "make it"
Those are greedy and make it fast "crew"!
PhonesRe: Brand New Iphone 11 Pro Max And Iphone XS For Sale. by decatalyst(m): 9:01pm On Jan 17, 2021
puplin:
I have both phones in 256GB. Brand new still with intact nylon. Interested buyers should message me here.
How muchhuh

Location?
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala's Mother Is Dead (Video) by decatalyst(m): 8:53pm On Jan 17, 2021
Damn!


This is going to get to her...she loves her mother so dearly.


May her soul rest in peace.
SportsRe: Rasheedat Ajibade Helps Atletico Madrid Win Spanish Women’s Super Cup by decatalyst(m): 1:16pm On Jan 17, 2021
Great stuff!


Congratulations to the red and white ladies.
CelebritiesRe: I Will Be 40 In June - Denerele Edun Says As He Shares New Photos by decatalyst(m): 12:59pm On Jan 17, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
He Looks good for his age, at least he doesn't have those annoying Thick Black Lips grin grin
Who are you throwing shades at?

grin
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale Beef Burna Boy On Instagram Live by decatalyst(m): 6:44am On Jan 17, 2021
Finestgal:
Beefing this new year, una get time o
Burna Boy has been acting like a boy!

Since the success of his album, he has been acting "way to big" And I hope he doesn't come down crashing soon.
CrimeRe: How A Friend Lost a fake Child by decatalyst(m): 6:40am On Jan 17, 2021
Cutehector:
Your hospital id card before we believe this bullshît.
Please him add his picture and genotype before we accept his story!

grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Taaooma Opens Up On Defamatory Allegations, Denies Deal With The Client by decatalyst(m): 8:42pm On Jan 16, 2021
People just like to beef successful people for no reason. It is a mentality of the black.


Same as hating on rich men's kids.

It's a terrible thing to do!
CrimeRe: John Gbakaan Yaji: Bandits Kill Catholic Priest Kidnapped In Niger State by decatalyst(m): 4:21pm On Jan 16, 2021
May his soul rest in peace.


Government has failed us!
FoodRe: Just Curious About This Table Manner by decatalyst(m): 9:51pm On Jan 15, 2021
xxxtedyxxx:
It's Poor man mentality bro.

Rich people can eat the meat from start... Or middle...
But poor people will rather wait till the end..not just the end oh...but after he has finished licking the plate, and getting it shinning like lalalastica head, only then will he pick the meat.

Stare at it for a while... Like a village kid staring at a new toy.

God punish poverty.... grin
No! Very far from it.

Our parents, elders then simply device a means of ensuring their kids eat bellyful before indulging in taking meat.

It was observed that kids tends to eat meat and take water, thereby ignoring most of the meal to be ate because the belly is already "filled".

We practiced this then, not because we do not have enough meat or because we were poor. It's simply to ensure we do not run out to play ball and waste food.
RomanceRe: From Hopelessness To Grace! by decatalyst(m): 9:29pm On Jan 15, 2021
Great stuff!


May God bless the givers in return and enlarge the receiver.
FamilyRe: Man Mourns His Wife And 2-Year-Old Daughter Killed In Motor Accident (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:49pm On Jan 15, 2021
Damn! This is painful!


May God console all the friends, family and the husband.

I wonder when "Nigeria" will stop killing us! Bad roads, bad economy, bad security architecture, bad leaders...
Foreign AffairsRe: US Says Capitol Mob Meant To ‘capture And Assassinate’ Officials by decatalyst(m): 1:20pm On Jan 15, 2021
Fahdiga:
Opposition politics at play here. no one wants to murder government officials
Really? Nigerians never cease to dumbstruck!
RomanceRe: Man Who Bought His Wife Expensive Bag In Tears After DNA Test Proves Otherwise by decatalyst(m): 10:20pm On Jan 14, 2021
debbydams:
It is well
It is not well!

Put your bro in this situation!

Any woman caught in this paternity fraud should be shamed and made to refund every single dime she ever enjoyed in the marriage and be made to serve jail term!

A man hustle day and night to feed a bastard and snake woman. It's bad and heartless for any woman to do this under any claim or circumstances.
RomanceRe: Man Who Bought His Wife Expensive Bag In Tears After DNA Test Proves Otherwise by decatalyst(m): 10:18pm On Jan 14, 2021
280Bracket:
This DNA of a thing is no longer a joke o.
It is really a thing to be considered ooo.


Make person no come dey work like jackal to care and cater for another man's child and a dishonest and wicked wife.

What if she even infect him with diseases??
CrimeRe: US Carries Out Its 1st Execution Of Female Inmate Since 1953 by decatalyst(m): 2:50pm On Jan 13, 2021
Nbotee:
Lawyers sef... Wetin concern whether she grasped the fact dat she was going to b executed or not?
The law can be very stupid.


I doubt lawyers would make heaven.
FamilyRe: I Am Beginning To Hate My Only Son by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2021
Op, you forgot the story you told me already?



This is karma.


What you sowed, you are reaping. huh

*'runs out of thread*
PoliticsRe: Activist Hamzat Lawal Welcomes Triplets With Wife - Shares Lovely Pictures by decatalyst(m): 7:08pm On Jan 11, 2021
Kriss216:
If I have three boys like this, na to close womb.




Congratulations Hamzat!
Especially for this Buhari era

grin grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Rochas Okorocha Commissions Road In Rivers State - Pictures by decatalyst(m): 5:51pm On Jan 11, 2021
RuddyFusion:
Ceremony on top small road...Gone shithole nation
Wike has been hilarious about the rate and kinds of projects he commissions.

He started these commissioning last two weeks and I don't think he is done. Commissioning 5km roads grin cheesy

He even did schedule (one governor and one senator) for the people he invites for the commissioning. grin grin

Very funny man.
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor Joins Bleaching Cream Gang - Shows Off His New Colour by decatalyst(m):
Arindin omo.



Is this a new hit track? Or nah still that "penalty" song he wan dey feast on?

How will this new look help his regressing career?

To think he will be performing under the sun and intense heat is even irritating already.
PoliticsRe: Truckload Of Fulani People Intercepted In Kogi State by decatalyst(m): 8:46am On Jan 11, 2021
haryorbarmie83:
They're coming to grace your local government oga. Allow them to come invest in your local government.
They should go and develop their own base please!


Enough of the unproductive and unprofitable Emigration.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Wife, Kani Welcome A Baby Girl (Pix) by decatalyst(m): 8:45am On Jan 11, 2021
Congratulations to them.


To carry a baby for 9months and deliver safely is not a mean feat. It takes the grace of God to deliver like the Hebrew women.

Staying strong and helpful during this period is not an easy task for a man too. I pray for more strength for them both.
FamilyRe: "Bad Mosquitoes!" American Lady Who Married & Lives With Nigerian Laments(pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:57pm On Jan 10, 2021
Kingosytex:
Her body colour will soon turn red.

Welcome to Naija.

The mosquitos wey dey bite here sef dey resistant to all these insecticides...the mosquitoes fit pierce person jeans trousers sef. grin grin grin grin
In fact, it will turn to all shades of red grin

Those mosquitoes wey no get fear of God. Nah pipe dem dey take suck.

Seeing this "sumptuous" meal izza goal for them grin grin

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