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RomanceRe: What My Girlfriend Thinks About Me by decatalyst(m): 8:07pm On Dec 29, 2020
shortgun:
I was discussing with my Girl today, one talk lead to another and I asked her to give her honest verdict about me in the relationship with her.
I pleaded with her to give a very honest score.

This is how she scored me and I must say that I am disappointed in some of the scores and surprised at some....
I recommend couples do this sometimes.
Love is a beautiful thing people. wink
Here we go.

Caring.....9/10
Intelligence...7/10
Patience......4/10
Respect for her.......7/10
Value for her....6/10
Sex...............8/10
Open minded...9/10
Truthfulness...5/10
God fearing.....4/10
Boldness........9/10
Neatness.........8/10
Cleanliness.....4/10
Fun to be with......9/10
Anger management...7/10
Faithfulness..........6/10
Romance...............8/10
Trust worthy...........7/10
Love.......................9/10
Dirty boy wey no even fear God. undecided

I fear who no fear you oo
BusinessRe: COVID- 19: Message I Got From Fgnigeria by decatalyst(m): 7:50pm On Dec 29, 2020
You want to get scammed?



Truly, some people never learn!
CrimeRe: Female POS Operator Disarms Two Armed Robbers In Edo by decatalyst(m): 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2020
I fear who no fear who comes from Edo.


Something must have inspired her...if you know, you know. grin
Technology MarketRe: Quality And Tightest Wristwatches At Affordable Prices!!! by decatalyst(m): 4:39pm On Dec 29, 2020
Are you in Ibadan?
CrimeRe: Cult Groups Clash In Lobia, Bayelsa, Five Dead, Including A Toddler (Graphic) by decatalyst(m): 3:31pm On Dec 29, 2020
Wasted lives.

CelebritiesRe: Venita Celebrates Seyi Awolowo On His 31st Birthday by decatalyst(m): 3:30pm On Dec 29, 2020
Handsome dude.

Zzor....
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: Playing In Empty Stadiums Is Boring by decatalyst(m): 11:21am On Dec 29, 2020
It is even more boring to watch!
CelebritiesRe: Lady On "30-Day Fasting And Prayers" For Hushpuppi (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:58pm On Dec 28, 2020
Wasted 9 months.


I feel sorry for the mother. undecided
RomanceRe: My girlfriend ass is too big.pls what do I do . Pics added by decatalyst(m): 5:54pm On Dec 28, 2020
Lalas247:
I find it hard to believe though....
Do you think the economy, society, is to blame?
Don't get me wrong I know and have seen some females in that age bracket who just want a rich man period but I have also seen graduates who are seriously seeking employment but all doors are closee to them .... what should they do ( Nigerians hold on to traditions and back way back womem did nothing but be housewives ( maybe sell small crops or learn some form of trade but men were the providers....now yall complain make it make sense ) you can pick on tradition and disregard another ...


How many guys can testify to meeting a lady whose has nothing going for her but wants a relationship and wealth.
Dear, no body comes to this world to suffer. But most Nigerian girls are wired to be entitled. Immediately you say "hi", "What is your name" then the floodgates of requests are opened!

That's why they are used and dumped! Even used for ritual purpose!

How can you be demanding what your own father didn't give you or could offer?
RomanceRe: My girlfriend ass is too big.pls what do I do . Pics added by decatalyst(m): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2020
Lalas247:
Lmao
Honestly this sh!t is so funny .... grin
But it's the truth.

You hear something like "I want a man that can take care of me, friends and family" I want a loving and CARING man that would love me for who I am. Really, love you for being demanding, entitled, and joblesshuh
CrimeRe: An Experience Of A Kidnapped Victims Along Benin - Ekpoma Road by decatalyst(m): 1:54pm On Dec 28, 2020
falcon01:
The part where the shoot each other and bullet doesn't penetrate is what captures my attention, I don't believe in stuffs like that but I'm not saying you are lying. I can only logically deduce that maybe the were shot with blanks so that they'll feel invincible and confident.
Hmmm...you never see life!!!
CrimeRe: SWAT Kills Igwe Emmanuel Mba, Enugu Monarch by decatalyst(m):
Police on the beat again?



Make we no get this kind blood thirty friend oooo sad
Christianity EtcRe: Chairs Donated To A Church By IPOB In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:59am On Dec 28, 2020
EjaikreTheViper:
MUGU!
EKPA!!
OKPEE!!!
Frustrated dimwit.

Ewu
CrimeRe: Arrested Civil Defence Officer, Adakole Wasn't Among Ochacho Carnival Security T by decatalyst(m): 7:39am On Dec 28, 2020
Wahala be like bicycle,e no dey finish ooo.



See as dem use gift pack "choke" a whole Maserati?? shocked shocked

Money dey this country ooo...no let them scam you.
Christianity EtcRe: Chairs Donated To A Church By IPOB In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:38am On Dec 28, 2020
EjaikreTheViper:
SHUT UP!!!
First tell ur papa to stfu!!
CelebritiesRe: Debola Williams And Kehinde's Wedding Introduction Photos by decatalyst(m): 7:35am On Dec 28, 2020
Why is he not putting on his signature "red cap" on this special day.


Somebody be wearing red cap upandan like a cultists or ritualistic undecided
PoliticsRe: The 17 Countries With The Worst Quality Of Life In The World. by decatalyst(m): 7:34am On Dec 28, 2020
Bullet01:
See yéyé giant of Africa in there. SMH
Africa on the beat back to back cry


May God help us, but we need to get serious at developing our land.
CrimeRe: Sunday Adakole Ada Who Killed Two Youths In Otukpo Says He Was Warming The Air by decatalyst(m): 7:32am On Dec 28, 2020
After warming the air, next is to heat the air or fry the air abi?



Just see the crop of people we hand over firearms to and we expect to be able to sleep and close eyes?


We need to start paying attention to mental health! Or how do we explain that someone sees the need to "warm the air"??

Wahala be like bicycle ooo
Christianity EtcRe: Chairs Donated To A Church By IPOB In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:28pm On Dec 27, 2020
tiswell:
who is the authority?
Wuraola tongue grin
Christianity EtcRe: Chairs Donated To A Church By IPOB In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:28pm On Dec 27, 2020
Taiwojon:
shut up!!!!!!
Tell someone elderly in your linage first!
FamilyRe: I'm A Single Mom Of One (7yrs), I Want To Try Again by decatalyst(m): 8:30pm On Dec 27, 2020
[quote author=Kondomatic post=97474831][/quote]You no well!
CelebritiesRe: Avoid Unproductive People In 2021: Kanayo O. Kanayo, Cubana Chief Priest Replies by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On Dec 27, 2020
Chii59:
He made sense though.
Keep your lips sealed, and your circle small.
Yes oooo.


You will even have some different kind of peace!
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Accuses Justin Ugonna Of Statutory Rape. He Reacts by decatalyst(m): 8:19pm On Dec 27, 2020
Very annoying to read.


Ill trained kids everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan Bags Chieftaincy Title In Igbere, Orji Kalu’s Hometown (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:16pm On Dec 27, 2020
When you have money and position/power, you get almost everything!


Valueless titles undecided
CrimeRe: How I Was Just Scammed By Fake Zenith Bank Twitter Account by decatalyst(m): 1:31pm On Dec 27, 2020
Most of una, nah to yab girls and rant online una sabi.


Simple paying attention to details, you failed at it!


Better go report to your bank and report the account on Twitter too.
CareerRe: Busty And Sexy Ghanaian Police Lady Shares Lovely Pictures by decatalyst(m): 1:27pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nah voluntary arrest go dey happen. grin grin


Black and beautiful. kiss
FamilyRe: I'm A Single Mom Of One (7yrs), I Want To Try Again by decatalyst(m): 1:26pm On Dec 27, 2020
Babe, calm down and don't limit yourself.


You don't have to try again with a single father. A man who is young and not married can love you and your kids and you guys can grow together.

What you need to do is to be open-minded and never allow any man trick you into tasting before marrying you
Best of luck.
Christianity EtcRe: Chairs Donated To A Church By IPOB In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:28pm On Dec 27, 2020
Righteousness2:
The wisdom you have is to put it out on social media?
What a wonderful wisdom?
And your wisdom is to defend the indefensible?
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennanda: “My Plumber's Body Odour Is Killing Me” by decatalyst(m): 12:27pm On Dec 27, 2020
Wiseandtrue:
Just an excuse to post your newest pictures

Silly girl
Indirectly telling us where "they" plumb is highly smelly grin
Christianity EtcRe: Chairs Donated To A Church By IPOB In Rivers State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2020
Righteousness2:
Op Wisdom is Profitable to Direct!
In this age where there is Spirit or Force that pushes people to put out things on social media,
Allow Divine wisdom to take hold of you.
Obviously, the people in charge of the church lacks wisdom!


A government proscribed a group/association, rightly or wrongly, what happens to obey "authority" of the land?
PetsRe: Vet Is Covered In Elephant Faeces As He Gives An Enema To The Constipated Animal by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On Dec 26, 2020
ThreeEyedRaven:
Eeeew.. the things that comes with some jobs though
Yeah...part of her job.


We envy oil workers, and we ignore the work environment and conditions.

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